Imposing an unnecessary infinity and then refusing to agree that 1/3=.333… reminds me of the Tortoise’s cleverer refusal to accept Achilles’ birthday.
[QUOTE=the Tortoise and Achilles, as related by Douglas Hofstadter]
One fine May day, the Tortoise and Achilles meet, wandering in the woods. The latter, all decked out handsomely, is doing a jiggish sort of thing to a tune which he himself is humming. On his vest he is wearing a great big button with the words “Today is my Birthday!”
Tortoise: Hello there, .Achilles. What makes you so joyful today? Is it your birthday, by any chance?
Achilles: Yes, yes! Yes it is, today is my birthday!
Tortoise: That is what I had suspected, on account of that button which you are wearing, and also because unless I am mistaken, you are singing a tune from a Birthday Cantata by Bach, one written in 1727 for the fifty-seventh birthday of Augustus, King of Saxony.
Achilles: You’re right. And Augustus’ birthday coincides with mine, so THIS Birthday Cantata has double meaning. However, I shan’t tell you my age.
Tortoise: Oh, that’s perfectly all right. However, I would like to know one other thing. From what you have told me so far, would it be correct to conclude that today is your birthday?
Achilles: Yes, yes, it would be. Today is my birthday.
Tortoise: Excellent. That’s just as I suspected. So now, I WILL conclude it is your birthday, unless …
Achilles: Yes-unless what?
Tortoise: Unless that would be a premature or hasty conclusion to draw, you know. Tortoises don’t like to jump to conclusions, after all. (We don’t like to jump at all, but especially not to conclusions.) So let me just ask you, knowing full well of your fondness for logical thought, whether it would be reasonable to deduce logically from the foregoing sentences, that today is in fact your birthday.
Achilles: I do believe I detect a pattern to your questions, Mr. T. But rather than jump to conclusions myself, I shall take your question at face value, and answer it straightforwardly. The answer is: YES.
Tortoise: Fine! Fine! Then there is only one more thing I need to know, to be quite certain that today is
Achilles: Yes, yes, yes, yes … I can already see the line of your questioning, Mr. T. I’ll have you know that I am not so gullible as I was when we discussed Euclid’s proof, a while back.
Tortoise: Why, who would ever have thought you to be gullible? Quite to the contrary, I regard you as an expert in the forms of logical thought, an authority in the science of valid deductions, a fount of knowledge about certain correct methods of reasoning. . . To tell the truth, Achilles, you are, in my opinion, a veritable titan in the art of rational cogitation.
And it is only for that reason that I would ask you, "Do the foregoing sentences present enough evidence that I should conclude without further puzzlement that today is your birthday
Achilles: You flatten me with your weighty praise, Mr. T-FLATTER, I mean. But I am struck by the repetitive nature of your questioning and in my estimation, you, just as well as I, could have answered ‘yes’ each time.
Tortoise: Of course I could have, Achilles. But you see, to do so would have been to make a Wild Guess-and Tortoises abhor Wild Guesses. Tortoises formulate only Educated Guesses. Ah, yes-the power of the Educated Guess. You have no idea how many people fail to take into account all the Relevant Factors when they’re guessing.
Achilles: It seems to me that there was only one relevant factor in this rigmarole, and that was my first statement.
Tortoise: Oh, to be sure, it’s at least ONE of the factors to take into account, I’d say-but would you have me neglect Logic, that venerated science of the ancients? Logic is always a Relevant Factor in making Educated Guesses, and since I have with me a renowned expert in Logic, I thought it only Logical to take advantage of that fact, and confirm my hunches, by directly asking him whether my intuitions were correct. So let me finally come out and ask you point blank: “Do the preceding sentences allow me to conclude, with no room for doubt, that Today is your Birthday?”
Achilles: For one more time, YES. But frankly speaking, I have the distinct impression that you could have supplied that answer-as well as all the previous ones-yourself.
Tortoise: How your words sting! Would I were so wise as your insinuation suggests! But as merely a mortal Tortoise, profoundly ignorant and longing to take into account all the Relevant Factors, I needed to know the answers to all those questions.
Achilles: Well then, let me clear the matter up for once and for all. The answer to all the previous questions, and to all the succeeding ones which you will ask along the same line, is just this: YES.
Tortoise: Wonderful! In one fell swoop, you have circumvented the whole mess, in your characteristically inventive manner. I hope you won’t mind if I call this ingenious trick an ANSWER SCHEMA. It rolls up yes-answers numbers 1, 2, 3, etc., into one single ball. In fact, coming as it does at the end of the line, it deserves the title “Answer Schema Omega”, V being the last letter of the Greek alphabet-as if YOU needed to be told THAT!
Achilles: I don’t care what you call it. I am just very relieved that you finally agree that it is my birthday, and we can go on to some other topic-such as what you are going to give me as a present.
Tortoise: Hold on … not so fast. I WILL agree it is your birthday, provided one thing …
Achilles: What? That I Ask for no present?
Tortoise: Not at all. In fact, Achilles, I am looking forward to treating you to a fine birthday dinner, provided merely that I am convinced that knowledge of all those yes- answers at once (as supplied by Answer Schema w) allows me to proceed directly and without any further detours to the conclusion that today is your birthday. That’s the case, isn’t it?
Achilles: Yes, of course it is.
Tortoise: Good. And now I have yes-answer ro + 1. Armed with it, I can proceed to accept the hypothesis that today is your birthday, if it is valid to do so. Would you be so kind as to counsel me on that matter, Achilles?
Achilles: What is this? I thought I had seen through your infinite plot. Now doesn’t yes- answer (o+l satisfy you? All right. I’ll give you not only yes-answer co + 2, but also yes-answers ro + 3, ro + 4, and so on.
Tortoise: How generous of you, Achilles. And here it is your birthday, when I should be giving YOU presents instead of the reverse. Or rather, I SUSPECT it is your birthday. I guess I can conclude that it IS your birthday, now, armed with the new Answer Schema, which I will call "Answer Schema 2ro ". But tell me, Achilles: Does Answer Schema 2ro REALLY allow me to make that enormous leap, or am I missing something?
Achilles: You won’t trick me any more, Mr. T. I’ve seen the way to end this silly game. I hereby shall present you with an Answer Schema to end all Answer Schemas! That is, I present you simultaneously with Answer Schemas co, 2 to, 3 to, 4 a, 5 ro, etc. With this Meta-Answer-Schema, I have JUMPED OUT of the whole system, kit and caboodle, transcended this silly game you thought you had me trapped in-and now we are DONE!
Tortoise: Good grief! I feel honored, Achilles, to be the recipient of such a powerful Answer Schema. I feel that seldom has anything so gigantic been devised by the mind of man, and I am awestruck by its power. Would you mind if I give a name to your gift?
Achilles: Not at all.
Tortoise: Then I shall call it "Answer Schema ro 2 ". And we can shortly proceed to other matters-as soon as you tell me whether the possession of Answer Schema ro 2 allows me to deduce that today is your birthday.
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Achilles: All right, though I’m beginning to doubt whether it will do any good.
… [I’ll truncate this conversation on this pessimistic note by Achilles]
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