# An it-will-definitely-be-worth-your-time help me id this song thread

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [October 5, 2004, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-it-will-definitely-be-worth-your-time-help-me-id-this-song-thread/267575 "2004-10-05T00:15:30Z")\
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**Author:** ![Chairman\_Pow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/838e76/32.png) [@Chairman\_Pow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chairman_Pow)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2004, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-it-will-definitely-be-worth-your-time-help-me-id-this-song-thread/267575/1 "2004-10-05T00:15:30Z")

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Mostly because it was, without a doubt, the funniest thing I’ve ever heard.

About a year ago, I was listening to one of those I-didn’t-know-my-dial-went-this-far-to-the-left radio stations (I believe it was a college station in Chicago, but as I was on the Eisenhower, I could have been somehwere between where Elmhurst college’s surprisingly good station cut out and Loyola and Northwestern’s which are surprisingly sucky started up. The song itself may have actually been a skit by the DJs, but here goes:

There were two people impersonating Latino transvestites arguing over something. As their argument built, they broke into an a capella rendition of the Super Mario Brothers theme song.

It was the funniest thing I’ve ever heard. I’d like to hear it again. Please help me.

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**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2004, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-it-will-definitely-be-worth-your-time-help-me-id-this-song-thread/267575/2 "2004-10-05T00:24:33Z")

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[I am your God, bow before me.](http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/mario.php)

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**Author:** ![Chairman\_Pow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/838e76/32.png) [@Chairman\_Pow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chairman_Pow)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2004, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-it-will-definitely-be-worth-your-time-help-me-id-this-song-thread/267575/3 "2004-10-05T00:31:49Z")

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If we ever meet, I will kiss you.

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**Author:** ![Psychodispotic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/47e85d/32.png) [@Psychodispotic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Psychodispotic)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2004, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-it-will-definitely-be-worth-your-time-help-me-id-this-song-thread/267575/4 "2004-10-05T00:50:52Z")

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> [@Chairman Pow](#):
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> _. . . snip_  
> There were two people impersonating Latino transvestites arguing over something. As their argument built, they broke into an a capella rendition of the Super Mario Brothers theme song.
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> It was the funniest thing I’ve ever heard. I’d like to hear it again. Please help me.

😕 \* Latino transvestites\* 😕  
I was hearing confused Italian immigrants relocated to Saskatchewan. Sort of like Father Guido Sarducci meets the Mackenzie brothers.

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**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2004, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-it-will-definitely-be-worth-your-time-help-me-id-this-song-thread/267575/5 "2004-10-05T00:54:10Z")

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I don’t get the “funny” part, but maybe you had to be there.

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**Author:** ![Chairman\_Pow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/838e76/32.png) [@Chairman\_Pow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chairman_Pow)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2004, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-it-will-definitely-be-worth-your-time-help-me-id-this-song-thread/267575/6 "2004-10-05T18:22:18Z")

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Listening to it again, I don’t hear the transvestites, but the lead-in that the guys on the radio used was hilarious and involved transvestites.

Re: not being funny: eh. Different strokes. I think it’s brilliant.

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**Author:** ![Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9dc877/32.png) [@Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nightwatch_Trailer)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2004, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-it-will-definitely-be-worth-your-time-help-me-id-this-song-thread/267575/7 "2004-10-05T18:32:58Z")

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I discovered “Mario Twins” a few months ago. I now quote it regularly.

“They look the same!”

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**Author:** ![FilmGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@FilmGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FilmGeek)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2004, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-it-will-definitely-be-worth-your-time-help-me-id-this-song-thread/267575/8 "2004-10-05T22:52:54Z")

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Shiggity Shiggity Shwa!

I love that they included the dungeon theme.
