# An old hooker with crotchless panties & stretched out breasts with pasties... really? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cecil's Columns/Staff Reports\ **Created:** [December 5, 2015, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-old-hooker-with-crotchless-panties-stretched-out-breasts-with-pasties-really/739496 "2015-12-05T05:28:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2015, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-old-hooker-with-crotchless-panties-stretched-out-breasts-with-pasties-really/739496/1 "2015-12-05T05:28:21Z")
[It’s your call Cecil,](http://www.straightdope.com/images/art/2015/dope_151204_mattresses_online.gif) but it’s kind of … “eesh”. ---
**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2015, 8:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-old-hooker-with-crotchless-panties-stretched-out-breasts-with-pasties-really/739496/2 "2015-12-05T08:49:49Z")
(Probably belongs in the “Comments on Cecil’s Column” forum?) It’s been noted before, Slug sometimes does _two_ illustrations for a column – one for the on-line column and for certain editors who are willing to publish it, and a different illustration for the squeamish editors. This was brought up some time ago, with a particularly NSFW pic Slug did, but I can’t remember enough detail of the column to think of good search words. ETA: Reported for forum change. ETA: [Link to Cecil’s column.](http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/3265/why-are-there-so-many-mattress-stores) ---
**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2015, 8:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-old-hooker-with-crotchless-panties-stretched-out-breasts-with-pasties-really/739496/3 "2015-12-05T08:55:51Z")
[Link to Cecil’s column that Slug did two pics for](http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/2549/can-some-people-have-orgasms-without-genital-stimulation) – Showing the pic that some editors might not print. Now, maybe I can find the discussion of that, and maybe the alt pic. ---
**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2015, 9:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-old-hooker-with-crotchless-panties-stretched-out-breasts-with-pasties-really/739496/4 "2015-12-05T09:06:56Z")
Okay, here are some threads about that: Discussed in [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=24178). Which in turn contains link (at Post #2) to [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=24012). Which in turn contains link (at Post #13) to both of the illustrations Slug did that week. See also Post #10 for links to some of Slug’s other pics. Discussion mentions that these two-picture columns happen from time to time. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2015, 9:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-old-hooker-with-crotchless-panties-stretched-out-breasts-with-pasties-really/739496/5 "2015-12-05T09:14:01Z")
I’m betting Slug didn’t graduate at the top of his art class. ---
**Author:** ![engineer\_comp\_geek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/engineer_comp_geek/32/504_2.png) [@engineer\_comp\_geek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/engineer_comp_geek)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2015, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-old-hooker-with-crotchless-panties-stretched-out-breasts-with-pasties-really/739496/6 "2015-12-05T14:10:57Z")
**Moderator Action** Since this is about a column and not about the message board, let’s move this from ATMB to Comments on Cecil’s Columns/Staff Reports. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2015, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-old-hooker-with-crotchless-panties-stretched-out-breasts-with-pasties-really/739496/7 "2015-12-05T14:14:49Z")
In response to [this column](http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/3070/could-an-attacking-50-foot-woman-actually-exist), I said in an earlier thread: > [@](#): > > Just wanted to say that once again, Slug Signorino’s tasteful and understated illustrations are an inspiration to us all ---
**Author:** ![Penfeather](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penfeather/32/384_2.png) [@Penfeather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Penfeather)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2015, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-old-hooker-with-crotchless-panties-stretched-out-breasts-with-pasties-really/739496/8 "2015-12-06T04:04:43Z")
It needs to come in Tshirt form for those days you don’t want anyone to sit next to you on the train. ---
**Author:** ![elvenflow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c5a1d2/32.png) [@elvenflow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elvenflow)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2015, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-old-hooker-with-crotchless-panties-stretched-out-breasts-with-pasties-really/739496/9 "2015-12-06T04:53:40Z")
Geddy Lee in a car on the way to an interview, account published in (conveniently) Creem magazine sometime during the 70’s ---
**Author:** ![Patch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a183cd/32.png) [@Patch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patch)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2015, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-old-hooker-with-crotchless-panties-stretched-out-breasts-with-pasties-really/739496/10 "2015-12-06T05:11:39Z")
> [@Senegoid](#): > > [Link to Cecil’s column that Slug did two pics for](http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/2549/can-some-people-have-orgasms-without-genital-stimulation) – Showing the pic that some editors might not print. > > Now, maybe I can find the discussion of that, and maybe the alt pic. Gotta love it – below the pic of the frantically masturbating woman is a Recent Additions: How do caterpillars have sex? and it looks like the pic goes with the article. ---
**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2015, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-old-hooker-with-crotchless-panties-stretched-out-breasts-with-pasties-really/739496/11 "2015-12-06T21:20:38Z")
> [@astro](#): > > [It’s your call Cecil,](http://www.straightdope.com/images/art/2015/dope_151204_mattresses_online.gif) but it’s kind of … “eesh”. “Crotchless panties”? You’re seeing way more detail than I am. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2015, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-old-hooker-with-crotchless-panties-stretched-out-breasts-with-pasties-really/739496/12 "2015-12-07T02:02:44Z")
> [@Senegoid](#): > > [Link to Cecil’s column that Slug did two pics for](http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/2549/can-some-people-have-orgasms-without-genital-stimulation) – Showing the pic that some editors might not print. I believe I am not alone in wishing the search function went back further than ten years because I have a deep need to see the thread Cecil talks about. ---
**Author:** ![TBG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c89c15/32.png) [@TBG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TBG)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2015, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-old-hooker-with-crotchless-panties-stretched-out-breasts-with-pasties-really/739496/13 "2015-12-15T19:49:04Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > I’m betting Slug didn’t graduate at the top of his art class. I’m betting he’s more successful than the guy who did. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2015, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-old-hooker-with-crotchless-panties-stretched-out-breasts-with-pasties-really/739496/14 "2015-12-16T17:58:26Z")
Has Slug ever done an image of The Prophet Muhammad?