# An ongoing list of The Straight Dope's most epic assholes. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 13, 2015, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-ongoing-list-of-the-straight-dopes-most-epic-assholes/709753 "2015-01-13T21:58:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2015, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-ongoing-list-of-the-straight-dopes-most-epic-assholes/709753/21 "2015-01-14T00:29:42Z")
Me, for reading Randolph’s post. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2015, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-ongoing-list-of-the-straight-dopes-most-epic-assholes/709753/22 "2015-01-14T00:38:11Z")
Maybe we could get the mods to retitle this thread “SDMB DFotD” so that we can just pitch stuff in here as is shows up. hurt am I, to not be on the list ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2015, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-ongoing-list-of-the-straight-dopes-most-epic-assholes/709753/23 "2015-01-14T01:35:32Z")
I don’t know who the biggest assholes here are. I stay out of Great Debates. (Not that I mean to call everyone who has ever posted there an asshole or anything.) ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2015, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-ongoing-list-of-the-straight-dopes-most-epic-assholes/709753/24 "2015-01-14T02:12:02Z")
This thread is like, The Pit, if The Pit had a Pit! ---
**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2015, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-ongoing-list-of-the-straight-dopes-most-epic-assholes/709753/25 "2015-01-14T02:14:47Z")
> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#): > > Hitler. I know he doesn’t post here, but I think we can all agree he’s pretty bad. At least he had the sense to go to Paris. ---
**Author:** ![Velocity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/velocity/32/18006_2.png) [@Velocity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Velocity)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2015, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-ongoing-list-of-the-straight-dopes-most-epic-assholes/709753/26 "2015-01-14T02:33:16Z")
> [@bobot](#): > > This thread is like, The Pit, if The Pit had a Pit! Yeah, pretty much. ---
**Author:** ![DingoelGringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9d8465/32.png) [@DingoelGringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DingoelGringo)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2015, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-ongoing-list-of-the-straight-dopes-most-epic-assholes/709753/27 "2015-01-14T02:37:57Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > Someone called me a liar and a coward the other day, so I guess I’m on The List. > > That, and I kick dogs when no one’s looking. But would you push your (or my) grandma down stairs just for fun? ---
**Author:** ![Ruken](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f475e1/32.png) [@Ruken](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruken)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2015, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-ongoing-list-of-the-straight-dopes-most-epic-assholes/709753/28 "2015-01-14T02:45:45Z")
Shit y’all, I didn’t realize the contest was over. Give me a few more weeks. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2015, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-ongoing-list-of-the-straight-dopes-most-epic-assholes/709753/29 "2015-01-14T03:06:44Z")
> [@Ruken](#): > > Shit y’all, I didn’t realize the contest was over. Give me a few more weeks. Well get your lazy ass on it you damn slacker ---
**Author:** ![Rachellelogram](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rachellelogram/32/8689_2.png) [@Rachellelogram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rachellelogram)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2015, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-ongoing-list-of-the-straight-dopes-most-epic-assholes/709753/30 "2015-01-14T03:25:30Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > **elucidator**. Shit, get it over with… > > Oh, and **Vinny Turnip** , for stealing my jokes before I had time to think them up. Oh, you mean **Ventricle Turntable**. He’s a career asshole, but I respect his ability to snark cleverly within (usually) the confines of board decorum. ---
**Author:** ![Sitnam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Sitnam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sitnam)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2015, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-ongoing-list-of-the-straight-dopes-most-epic-assholes/709753/31 "2015-01-14T03:29:03Z")
Ok, how about reminiscing on some old-school-long-since-banned assholes. No reason we can’t still laugh at their expense. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2015, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-ongoing-list-of-the-straight-dopes-most-epic-assholes/709753/32 "2015-01-14T03:49:50Z")
> [@DingoelGringo](#): > > But would you push your (or my) grandma down stairs just for fun? I’d say no, but as a known liar and coward that’s probably not a trustworthy answer. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2015, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-ongoing-list-of-the-straight-dopes-most-epic-assholes/709753/33 "2015-01-14T03:59:50Z")
> [@Sitnam](#): > > Ok, how about reminiscing on some old-school-long-since-banned assholes. No reason we can’t still laugh at their expense. If you’re serious, that would be frowned upon by the mods. One is not to speak ill (or otherwise) of the “dead” here. So far, I’m pleased to see this has turned into mostly a joke thread. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2015, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-ongoing-list-of-the-straight-dopes-most-epic-assholes/709753/34 "2015-01-14T04:11:40Z")
> [@Shakes](#): > > You know what? You’re probably right. Not sure what I was thinking. I’ll ask a mod to shut it down but I don’t know that they will. [Moderating] We won’t. [/Moderating] ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2015, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-ongoing-list-of-the-straight-dopes-most-epic-assholes/709753/35 "2015-01-14T04:13:19Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > [Moderating] > We won’t. > [/Moderating] Asshole. ---
**Author:** ![Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hentor_the_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2015, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-ongoing-list-of-the-straight-dopes-most-epic-assholes/709753/36 "2015-01-14T04:19:32Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > If you’re serious, that would be frowned upon by the mods. One is not to speak ill (or otherwise) of the “dead” here. > > So far, I’m pleased to see this has turned into mostly a joke thread. You just made the list! I think we should just leave it at “You know who you are.” ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2015, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-ongoing-list-of-the-straight-dopes-most-epic-assholes/709753/37 "2015-01-14T04:27:06Z")
I thought this was going to be a picture thread when i read the title. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2015, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-ongoing-list-of-the-straight-dopes-most-epic-assholes/709753/38 "2015-01-14T04:27:18Z")
> [@Sitnam](#): > > Ok, how about reminiscing on some old-school-long-since-banned assholes. No reason we can’t still laugh at their expense. Fuck soccer, and fuck those who enjoy it. . ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2015, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-ongoing-list-of-the-straight-dopes-most-epic-assholes/709753/39 "2015-01-14T04:27:53Z")
Anyone who realizes they should be listed in this thread _ipso facto_ in no way actually belongs on the list in this thread. I mean, we all have our moments, right? The real assholes are those who never own up to their dickhead behavior, who rationalize it or are simply in denial. ETA: > [@Sitnam](#): > > Ok, how about reminiscing on some old-school-long-since-banned assholes. No reason we can’t still laugh at their expense. This is mostly definitely a bad idea, since those that have been banned are unable to respond. The Mods never condone this, nor should they. ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2015, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-ongoing-list-of-the-straight-dopes-most-epic-assholes/709753/40 "2015-01-14T04:55:28Z")
> [@Chefguy](#): > > > [@Miller](#): > > > > [Moderating] > > We won’t. > > [/Moderating] > > Asshole. LOL, that makes starting this thread all worth it! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-ongoing-list-of-the-straight-dopes-most-epic-assholes/709753.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-ongoing-list-of-the-straight-dopes-most-epic-assholes/709753.md?page=3)