# An ongoing list of The Straight Dope's most epic assholes. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 13, 2015, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-ongoing-list-of-the-straight-dopes-most-epic-assholes/709753 "2015-01-13T21:58:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2015, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-ongoing-list-of-the-straight-dopes-most-epic-assholes/709753/41 "2015-01-14T04:59:46Z")
> [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](#): > > You just made the list! OMG! I’ve never been on a list before. I feel so… special! Is there a bus for us all? ---
**Author:** ![Locrian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/locrian/32/14146_2.png) [@Locrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Locrian)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2015, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-ongoing-list-of-the-straight-dopes-most-epic-assholes/709753/42 "2015-01-14T06:21:11Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > OMG! I’ve never been on a list before. I feel so… special! Is there a bus for us all? The short one. Sorry, no seat belts (still!). ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2015, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-ongoing-list-of-the-straight-dopes-most-epic-assholes/709753/43 "2015-01-14T06:26:53Z")
> [@Locrian](#): > > The short one. In this case, I suspect the bus in question is a very, very long one. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2015, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-ongoing-list-of-the-straight-dopes-most-epic-assholes/709753/44 "2015-01-14T06:28:11Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > In this case, I suspect the bus in question is a very, very long one. “We’re going to need a bigger bus” is the proper phrase. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2015, 8:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-ongoing-list-of-the-straight-dopes-most-epic-assholes/709753/45 "2015-01-14T08:41:39Z")
There’s always more Bozos than bus. ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2015, 9:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-ongoing-list-of-the-straight-dopes-most-epic-assholes/709753/46 "2015-01-14T09:16:13Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > There’s always more Bozos than bus. Are you certain there are only Bozos on this bus or is this just a thought of yours? CMC fnord! ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2015, 9:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-ongoing-list-of-the-straight-dopes-most-epic-assholes/709753/47 "2015-01-14T09:47:20Z")
Hmmm, I have a “baddie” list I’ve jotted down over the years somewhere…here. Torture supporters **Sage Rat buttonjockey308 Fotheringay-Phipps CoolHandCox Terr** Racists: \*\* Rigamarole Chief Pedant brazil84 Chen019 Hector\_St\_Clare \*\* Homophobes: \*\* jtgain\*\* ---
**Author:** ![AK84](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/85e7bf/32.png) [@AK84](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AK84)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2015, 9:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-ongoing-list-of-the-straight-dopes-most-epic-assholes/709753/48 "2015-01-14T09:50:55Z")
> [@Der\_Trihs](#): > > Hmmm, I have a “baddie” list I’ve jotted down over the years somewhere…here. > > Torture supporters > > **Sage Rat > buttonjockey308 > Fotheringay-Phipps > CoolHandCox > Terr** > Racists: > \*\* > Rigamarole > Chief Pedant > brazil84 > Chen019 > Hector\_St\_Clare \*\* > > Homophobes: > \*\* > jtgain\*\* A pox on your list. Why am I not on it? Been here 6 years. What do I have to do! ---
**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2015, 10:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-ongoing-list-of-the-straight-dopes-most-epic-assholes/709753/49 "2015-01-14T10:15:28Z")
> [@AK84](#): > > A pox on your list. Why am I not on it? Been here 6 years. What do I have to do! Supporting the torture of gay black people might be a good pace to start. ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2015, 10:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-ongoing-list-of-the-straight-dopes-most-epic-assholes/709753/50 "2015-01-14T10:50:52Z")
> [@Bumbershoot](#): > > Supporting the torture of gay black people might be a good pace to start. Disabled, female, gay, black people will set a faster pace. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2015, 11:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-ongoing-list-of-the-straight-dopes-most-epic-assholes/709753/51 "2015-01-14T11:42:45Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > “We’re going to need a bigger bus” is the proper phrase. You’re either on the bus or off the bus. ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2015, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-ongoing-list-of-the-straight-dopes-most-epic-assholes/709753/52 "2015-01-14T13:27:52Z")
Clearly **Shakes** , for the stupidity of starting this thread, should be on the list. Equally clearly I, for reading and replying to it, make the list. All you assholes who ever disagreed with me? On the list. And you guys that ever agreed with me? Well, since I’m on the list, guess where that puts you? That’s right, asshole. ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2015, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-ongoing-list-of-the-straight-dopes-most-epic-assholes/709753/53 "2015-01-14T13:34:39Z")
Let’s make this easy… There are exactly 2 people _ **not** _ on the list, me & Spice Weasel and I’m not so sure about her. The rest of you assholes know where you belong. ---
**Author:** ![howye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9adbd/32.png) [@howye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/howye)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2015, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-ongoing-list-of-the-straight-dopes-most-epic-assholes/709753/54 "2015-01-14T13:34:41Z")
I’m surrounded by Assholes! ---
**Author:** ![Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/budget_player_cadet/32/205_2.png) [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Budget_Player_Cadet)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2015, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-ongoing-list-of-the-straight-dopes-most-epic-assholes/709753/55 "2015-01-14T13:47:42Z")
> [@zoid](#): > > Let’s make this easy… > There are exactly 2 people _ **not** _ on the list, me & Spice Weasel and I’m not so sure about her. > The rest of you assholes know where you belong. In front of the glory hole in the back room at #59 Smith Street? ---
**Author:** ![Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hentor_the_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2015, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-ongoing-list-of-the-straight-dopes-most-epic-assholes/709753/56 "2015-01-14T14:01:53Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > OMG! I’ve never been on a list before. I feel so… special! Oh John! You’ve always been on my list. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2015, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-ongoing-list-of-the-straight-dopes-most-epic-assholes/709753/57 "2015-01-14T14:04:15Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > You’re either on the bus or off the bus. What if you’ve been thrown _under_ the bus, though? ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2015, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-ongoing-list-of-the-straight-dopes-most-epic-assholes/709753/58 "2015-01-14T14:36:55Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > I thought this was going to be a picture thread when i read the title. :smack: That’d be pretty much exactly why we can’t post pictures. > [@Miller](#): > > In this case, I suspect the bus in question is a very, very long one. It’s being longer than we thought. > [@don\_t\_ask](#): > > Disabled, female, gay, black people will set a faster pace. Nah, their wheelchairs get stuck in the sewer grates. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2015, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-ongoing-list-of-the-straight-dopes-most-epic-assholes/709753/59 "2015-01-14T14:39:28Z")
I believe brazil84 has been compiling his own personal list for years… ---
**Author:** ![74westy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/74westy/32/3950_2.png) [@74westy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/74westy)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2015, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-ongoing-list-of-the-straight-dopes-most-epic-assholes/709753/60 "2015-01-14T14:49:05Z")
He’s got 'em on the list — he’s got 'em on the list; And they’ll none of 'em be missed — they’ll none of 'em be missed. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-ongoing-list-of-the-straight-dopes-most-epic-assholes/709753.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-ongoing-list-of-the-straight-dopes-most-epic-assholes/709753.md?page=4)