# An OP writing challenge! Write an OP that would guarantee a trainwreck.
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-op-writing-challenge-write-an-op-that-would-guarantee-a-trainwreck/564252
**Category:** The Game Room
**Created:** [December 15, 2010, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-op-writing-challenge-write-an-op-that-would-guarantee-a-trainwreck/564252 "2010-12-15T16:47:37Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@Sarahfeena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sarahfeena)
#### Post date: [December 15, 2010, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-op-writing-challenge-write-an-op-that-would-guarantee-a-trainwreck/564252/1 "2010-12-15T16:47:37Z")
It can be for any kind of board. Write the trainwreck OP, and tell us what kind of board you’d post it on to start some fun.
(Not that anyone here would ever do such a thing for real, of course. Let your inner troll out here!)
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### Author:  [@control-z](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/control-z)
#### Post date: [December 15, 2010, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-op-writing-challenge-write-an-op-that-would-guarantee-a-trainwreck/564252/2 "2010-12-15T17:10:18Z")
Post on [Apple.com](http://Apple.com) message boards:
My friend gave me his old Mac (no way I was ever going to pay $3,000 for an Apple computer!) and it’s an absolute piece of shit. The software is so confusing, I don’t know where anything is. It’s slow. There is no hard drive light. There is no Start button so I don’t know how to launch anything. None of my software will install on it. It has no antivirus so who knows what crap is on the machine. So what do I do with this shiny white doorstop? It’s good for nothing. You can tell that the fruits in San Francisco designed it. Give me back my Packard Bell any day. What do people see in Macs?
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [December 15, 2010, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-op-writing-challenge-write-an-op-that-would-guarantee-a-trainwreck/564252/3 "2010-12-15T17:17:04Z")
This should do it:
Hi, I’ve been a lurker her for years but this is my frist post. ijust wanted to say what a bunch of stupid, crazy, whiny assholes you aall are. Can’t believe what I read here somedays. Go tohell, all of you!!!
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### Author:  [@dalej42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dalej42)
#### Post date: [December 15, 2010, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-op-writing-challenge-write-an-op-that-would-guarantee-a-trainwreck/564252/4 "2010-12-15T18:27:04Z")
For the SDMB:
Since Blacks are poor tippers, a tip of 20% should be mandatory for all Blacks in a restaurant.
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### Author:  [@Astral\_Rejection](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astral_Rejection)
#### Post date: [December 15, 2010, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-op-writing-challenge-write-an-op-that-would-guarantee-a-trainwreck/564252/5 "2010-12-15T18:27:28Z")
Hey guys, I solved 14 k of g in a f p d!
(Game note: to absolutely guarantee the train wreck, never come back to the thread.)
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### Author:  [@Covered\_In\_Bees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covered_In_Bees)
#### Post date: [December 15, 2010, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-op-writing-challenge-write-an-op-that-would-guarantee-a-trainwreck/564252/6 "2010-12-15T18:41:55Z")
> [@dalej42](#):
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> For the SDMB:
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> Since Blacks are poor tippers, a tip of 20% should be mandatory for all Blacks in a restaurant.
Also make sure to point out that you’re not a racist and have many colored friends.
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### Author:  [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)
#### Post date: [December 15, 2010, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-op-writing-challenge-write-an-op-that-would-guarantee-a-trainwreck/564252/7 "2010-12-15T18:47:00Z")
On any parenting message board:
“Autism is genetic. End of discussion.”
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### Author:  [@smiling\_bandit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smiling_bandit)
#### Post date: [December 15, 2010, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-op-writing-challenge-write-an-op-that-would-guarantee-a-trainwreck/564252/8 "2010-12-15T18:48:44Z")
Is Brett Fauvre better or worse than Hitler?
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### Author:  [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)
#### Post date: [December 15, 2010, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-op-writing-challenge-write-an-op-that-would-guarantee-a-trainwreck/564252/9 "2010-12-15T18:51:48Z")
SDMB:
“Gawddamn you bicyclists! Get off the road, you unamerican hippie douchebags!”
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### Author:  [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)
#### Post date: [December 15, 2010, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-op-writing-challenge-write-an-op-that-would-guarantee-a-trainwreck/564252/10 "2010-12-15T18:55:02Z")
Since women have the choice to have an abortion or not, shouldn’t men be allowed to declaw their cats?
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### Author:  [@Tom\_Scud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Scud)
#### Post date: [December 15, 2010, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-op-writing-challenge-write-an-op-that-would-guarantee-a-trainwreck/564252/11 "2010-12-15T18:55:04Z")
It’s really hard to top the classic:
“I was watching an old episode of Star Trek (the one with the bald guy captain), and the model-work was terrible! I don’t see how people could watch this show. There was a scene with the Enterprise flying above a space station, and YOU COULD SEE THE SHADOW CAST BY THE ENTERPRISE! OMG like they didn’t know that light doesn’t travel in a vacuum!”
posted to a star trek board, natch.
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### Author:  [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)
#### Post date: [December 15, 2010, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-op-writing-challenge-write-an-op-that-would-guarantee-a-trainwreck/564252/12 "2010-12-15T18:57:19Z")
> [@Munch](#):
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> On any parenting message board:
Actually, it would be harder to write an OP on a parenting message board that would _not_ result in a trainwreck, IME.
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### Author:  [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)
#### Post date: [December 15, 2010, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-op-writing-challenge-write-an-op-that-would-guarantee-a-trainwreck/564252/13 "2010-12-15T18:58:32Z")
Any conspiracy theory board:
“The Warren Commission got it 100% right!”
Anywhere:
“Hitler had some very good ideas. He was just misunderstood, and the holocaust never really happened.”
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### Author:  [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)
#### Post date: [December 15, 2010, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-op-writing-challenge-write-an-op-that-would-guarantee-a-trainwreck/564252/14 "2010-12-15T19:00:52Z")
On the [DNC.com](http://DNC.com) message board:
“…Obama was born in Kenya…”
On the [GOP.com](http://GOP.com) discussion forum
“…Sarah Palin is the anti-christ…”
on [Tigerwoods.com](http://Tigerwoods.com)
“…Tiger will never win again…”
at the [Priceisright.com](http://Priceisright.com)
“…Spading and Neutering is Wrong…”
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### Author:  [@Tom\_Scud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Scud)
#### Post date: [December 15, 2010, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-op-writing-challenge-write-an-op-that-would-guarantee-a-trainwreck/564252/15 "2010-12-15T19:09:49Z")
“Thinking of binding my daughter’s feet - is 3 years old too young to start?”
I’d think, written with conviction, that one could work pretty much anywhere.
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [December 15, 2010, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-op-writing-challenge-write-an-op-that-would-guarantee-a-trainwreck/564252/16 "2010-12-15T19:11:43Z")
Stephen Sondheim is better than Andrew Lloyd Webber (or vice versa)
Those threads get pulled and the OP gets banned from most theatre boards.
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### Author:  [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)
#### Post date: [December 15, 2010, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-op-writing-challenge-write-an-op-that-would-guarantee-a-trainwreck/564252/17 "2010-12-15T19:54:20Z")
Alabama football message board:
“Y’know, I really don’t think Cam Newton or Auburn are guilty of anything.”
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### Author:  [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)
#### Post date: [December 15, 2010, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-op-writing-challenge-write-an-op-that-would-guarantee-a-trainwreck/564252/18 "2010-12-15T20:04:06Z")
> [@Covered\_In\_Bees](#):
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> Also make sure to point out that you’re not a racist and have many colored friends.
I see what you did there.
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### Author:  [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness)
#### Post date: [December 15, 2010, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-op-writing-challenge-write-an-op-that-would-guarantee-a-trainwreck/564252/19 "2010-12-15T20:04:27Z")
SDMB: Do I need to remove my shoes before tipping the vet who circumcises my declawed cat?
Any feminist board: No, you’re not “empowered”, you’re just a slut!
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### Author:  [@Jragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jragon)
#### Post date: [December 15, 2010, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-op-writing-challenge-write-an-op-that-would-guarantee-a-trainwreck/564252/20 "2010-12-15T22:08:43Z")
On /b/
Rule 34 on Yotsuba-chan!
You know what?
Anything on /b/.
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