# An OP writing challenge! Write an OP that would guarantee a trainwreck. **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [December 15, 2010, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-op-writing-challenge-write-an-op-that-would-guarantee-a-trainwreck/564252 "2010-12-15T16:47:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2010, 10:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-op-writing-challenge-write-an-op-that-would-guarantee-a-trainwreck/564252/61 "2010-12-23T10:30:06Z")
Anything relating to advocating homosexuality on freerepublic. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2010, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-op-writing-challenge-write-an-op-that-would-guarantee-a-trainwreck/564252/62 "2010-12-24T04:12:56Z")
Not only is Obama a Kenyan and a socialist, he’s also a woman, so that’s three good reasons she shouldn’t be President. ---
**Author:** ![Cheshire\_Human](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Cheshire\_Human](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheshire_Human)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2010, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-op-writing-challenge-write-an-op-that-would-guarantee-a-trainwreck/564252/63 "2010-12-26T06:14:00Z")
> [@Der\_Trihs](#): > > Why isn’t this a solution for the “homosexuality problem”? Men having sex with men is disgusting. Women having sex with women is sexy. Everyone knows that. So, lets make it a law that homosexual men have to undergo a sex change! > > At their own expense of course, paying for it would be socialism. Not an OP, but I’ve got the perfect followup post for this one, to insure the train wreck: But then how would the gay “men” tell which of the women were “women” so they could hook up with the right ones? If “she” accidentally got a real lesbian, then both would be heterosexual. ---
**Author:** ![Mosier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ea924/32.png) [@Mosier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mosier)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2010, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-op-writing-challenge-write-an-op-that-would-guarantee-a-trainwreck/564252/64 "2010-12-26T19:04:40Z")
Why don’t fat people just stop eating so much? It’s a character flaw. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2010, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-op-writing-challenge-write-an-op-that-would-guarantee-a-trainwreck/564252/65 "2010-12-30T03:12:23Z")
> [@tr0psn4j](#): > > Fishing related ones: > > Largemouth Bass Recipes! I don’t get it. What’s wrong with eating largemouth bass? ---
**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2010, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-op-writing-challenge-write-an-op-that-would-guarantee-a-trainwreck/564252/66 "2010-12-30T03:31:29Z")
On SDMB: Sheep are great. I really like sheep a lot. ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2010, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-op-writing-challenge-write-an-op-that-would-guarantee-a-trainwreck/564252/67 "2010-12-30T04:11:54Z")
If Train A leaves Chicago headed for Cleveland at 2pm, and Train B leaves Cleveland headed for Chicago at the same time, when will they meet if no one throws the switch taking one off the other’s track? ---
**Author:** ![xoferew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/e9a140/32.png) [@xoferew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xoferew)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2011, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-op-writing-challenge-write-an-op-that-would-guarantee-a-trainwreck/564252/68 "2011-01-08T17:20:37Z")
> [@Palooka](#): > > When and how did unicorns become extinct? 1. They were doing something sinful and didn’t notice Noah’s Ark was pulling away from the dock. 2. They are not extinct. They are just horses now, since their horns were all declawed. ---
**Author:** ![ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chockfullofheadygoodness/32/511_2.png) [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2011, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-op-writing-challenge-write-an-op-that-would-guarantee-a-trainwreck/564252/69 "2011-01-10T19:36:23Z")
Any gaming forum: The Wii is a gimmicky, underpowered piece of crap. Anyone that says otherwise isn’t a real gamer. ---
**Author:** ![BlinkingDuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eada6e/32.png) [@BlinkingDuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlinkingDuck)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2011, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-op-writing-challenge-write-an-op-that-would-guarantee-a-trainwreck/564252/70 "2011-01-10T19:45:25Z")
On SDMB: Damn it’s cold out today. Global warming my ass! ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2011, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-op-writing-challenge-write-an-op-that-would-guarantee-a-trainwreck/564252/71 "2011-01-10T19:53:08Z")
> [@Sampiro](#): > > Why is it that if you shoot and kill a home intruder then it’s self defense and you’re a hero, but if you keep them captive and do medical research that might help somebody they’re all up your ass calling you deranged? Why is it that if you shoot and kill a home intruder then it’s self defense and you’re a hero, but if you declaw them they’re all up your ass calling you deranged? ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2011, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-op-writing-challenge-write-an-op-that-would-guarantee-a-trainwreck/564252/72 "2011-01-10T19:57:45Z")
Why don’t gay people at least try normal sex? They might like it and then they wouldn’t have to be gay anymore. Plus then they wouldn’t catch any gay diseases. ---
**Author:** ![StusBlues](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dc4da7/32.png) [@StusBlues](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StusBlues)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2011, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-op-writing-challenge-write-an-op-that-would-guarantee-a-trainwreck/564252/73 "2011-01-10T21:59:38Z")
To what extent did Gabrielle Giffords bring the shooting on herself with her health care votes? ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2011, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-op-writing-challenge-write-an-op-that-would-guarantee-a-trainwreck/564252/74 "2011-01-10T23:42:23Z")
Many transexuals and gay men try to lure straight men into having sex with them. They are naturally going to get beat up and killed when they are found out, especially if they’ve been successful, and they got no right to complain, they brought it all on themselves … if they had stuck with other gays, it would never have happened. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2011, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-op-writing-challenge-write-an-op-that-would-guarantee-a-trainwreck/564252/75 "2011-01-10T23:46:26Z")
The Gabrielle Giffords shooting demonstrates one irrefutable truth: women shouldn’t hold political offices. It’s basic biology. Women should stay in the roles where they belong and let men handle the dangerous work. ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2011, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-op-writing-challenge-write-an-op-that-would-guarantee-a-trainwreck/564252/76 "2011-01-11T00:23:57Z")
Was the Gabrielle Giffords “shooting” a staged fake or failed suicide? ---
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2011, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-op-writing-challenge-write-an-op-that-would-guarantee-a-trainwreck/564252/77 "2011-01-13T14:54:41Z")
on a fertility board: I’m trying to get pregnant again for the 4th time and it’s been 2 months of trying and nothing yet! I got pregnant with my first three little angels practically by thinking about it it was so easy! Do you all have any tips on how to get knocked up again? I’d like to do it before I get old, I’m already 25 and the clock is ticking! It’d be a slaughter 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Tom\_Scud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f08c70/32.png) [@Tom\_Scud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Scud)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2011, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-op-writing-challenge-write-an-op-that-would-guarantee-a-trainwreck/564252/78 "2011-01-13T14:59:51Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > The Gabrielle Giffords shooting demonstrates one irrefutable truth: women shouldn’t hold political offices. It’s basic biology. Women should stay in the roles where they belong and let men handle the dangerous work. Also, if their feet were properly bound, they wouldn’t get into this kind of trouble. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2011, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-op-writing-challenge-write-an-op-that-would-guarantee-a-trainwreck/564252/79 "2011-01-13T15:49:47Z")
I hate it when Obama implicitly lays claim to miraculous healing powers by saying that Giffords opened her eyes right after he’d visited. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-op-writing-challenge-write-an-op-that-would-guarantee-a-trainwreck/564252.md?page=3)