# An open letter to Cofefe **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 30, 2019, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-open-letter-to-cofefe/833260 "2019-04-30T13:16:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Ravenman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ravenman/32/2929_2.png) [@Ravenman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ravenman)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2019, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-open-letter-to-cofefe/833260/1 "2019-04-30T13:16:09Z")
[S](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=874794) I was going to choose I, but I thought S would have less content, so I went with that. ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2019, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-open-letter-to-cofefe/833260/2 "2019-04-30T13:18:36Z")
I would’ve gone with C, but the S is open on top and bottom, so that’s some quality OP’ing there… ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2019, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-open-letter-to-cofefe/833260/3 "2019-04-30T13:33:10Z")
[An open letter to Ravenman](https://www.dreamstime.com/opened-paper-envelope-letter-realistic-vector-broken-red-wax-seal-card-inside-d-illustration-isolated-white-image141991200). ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2019, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-open-letter-to-cofefe/833260/4 "2019-04-30T13:41:05Z")
[E](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YGgc8HpdaI) ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2019, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-open-letter-to-cofefe/833260/5 "2019-04-30T13:50:10Z")
Hot box at 4:20 the fatty dank endo doobie in a cashed roachclip, Bogart. Extremely dope chronic eye drops in the basement with psychedellic nugs. Have you ever tried Lorem Ipsum on Weeeeeeeeeeed? French inhale topical CBD lotion and binge watch Cheech and Chong. Wake and bake indica hash at the dispensary in Oregon decriminalized. Rasta! Guatemalan purple haze grown outdoors by ganja shaman. California kush roll it up into a fat blunt for medicinal purposes to elevate your consciousness. Legalize spliffs for recreational Snoop Dogg edibles pusher cannabidiol cartoons. Dude you’re just being paranoid, don’t call the cops. Just give us the whizzaa! Taco Bell 4th meal with Doritos Locos tacos and a knife rip on the side. Broccoli bong butterfly gateway drugs to elevate your good vibrations. Toke up on the Pineapple Express with that sticky icky shotgun sensamillia. Fully man, keif gummies are the indoor equivalent of body high super mellow. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2019, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-open-letter-to-cofefe/833260/6 "2019-04-30T14:35:07Z")
[It’s a word, it’s a plan.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3y_H3SaoAY) ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2019, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-open-letter-to-cofefe/833260/7 "2019-04-30T14:43:12Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > Hot box at 4:20 the fatty dank endo doobie in a cashed roachclip, Bogart. Extremely dope chronic eye drops in the basement with psychedellic nugs. Have you ever tried Lorem Ipsum on Weeeeeeeeeeed? French inhale topical CBD lotion and binge watch Cheech and Chong. Wake and bake indica hash at the dispensary in Oregon decriminalized. > > Rasta! Guatemalan purple haze grown outdoors by ganja shaman. California kush roll it up into a fat blunt for medicinal purposes to elevate your consciousness. Legalize spliffs for recreational Snoop Dogg edibles pusher cannabidiol cartoons. Dude you’re just being paranoid, don’t call the cops. > > Just give us the whizzaa! Taco Bell 4th meal with Doritos Locos tacos and a knife rip on the side. Broccoli bong butterfly gateway drugs to elevate your good vibrations. Toke up on the Pineapple Express with that sticky icky shotgun sensamillia. Fully man, keif gummies are the indoor equivalent of body high super mellow. Set that to music and you’ll have a [del]wiener[/del] winner on your hands! ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2019, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-open-letter-to-cofefe/833260/8 "2019-04-30T14:44:36Z")
Well, better an open letter in front of a guy than a letter opener in back of a guy. ---
**Author:** ![Ruken](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f475e1/32.png) [@Ruken](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruken)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2019, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-open-letter-to-cofefe/833260/9 "2019-04-30T14:45:24Z")
A,B,D,O,P,Q,R are closed letters. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2019, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-open-letter-to-cofefe/833260/10 "2019-04-30T19:58:11Z")
Covfefe’s probably wondering “what have I done?” like that doctor and the animated corpse. ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2019, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-open-letter-to-cofefe/833260/11 "2019-04-30T20:42:51Z")
I’m on board with this pitting. ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2019, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-open-letter-to-cofefe/833260/12 "2019-05-01T00:27:38Z")
> [@Ambivalid](#): > > I’m on board with this pitting. I’m board with this pitting, too! ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2019, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-open-letter-to-cofefe/833260/13 "2019-05-01T00:30:03Z")
Add more letters and you’ll have a word salad! ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2019, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-open-letter-to-cofefe/833260/14 "2019-05-01T01:11:24Z")
_Gimme a ticket for an aeroplane Ain’t got time to take a fast train Lonely days are gone, I’m-a goin’ home **Covfefe** just-a wrote me a letter_ ---
**Author:** ![Covfefe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee7513/32.png) [@Covfefe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covfefe)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2019, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-open-letter-to-cofefe/833260/15 "2019-05-05T17:32:01Z")
Drat, it would have been received as the I as in irony. It only makes sense to pack in as much irony as possible in a succinct nutshell. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2019, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-open-letter-to-cofefe/833260/16 "2019-05-05T17:40:15Z")
I would have expected the open letter to be **V** since it was missing from the thread title ---
**Author:** ![Covfefe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee7513/32.png) [@Covfefe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covfefe)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2019, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-open-letter-to-cofefe/833260/17 "2019-05-05T18:01:05Z")
I can’t even put into words how ambival_ent_ I feel about someone like ambival_id_. I have ties to a disability rights activist community and I just so want to believe in him somehow making sense in the face of everything. All notice I never said he was a good person. The record shows he was a good poster. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2019, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-open-letter-to-cofefe/833260/18 "2019-05-05T18:22:30Z")
Any special reason you only italicized the “id”? ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2019, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-open-letter-to-cofefe/833260/19 "2019-05-05T18:31:00Z")
Who really knows. It’s all part of his subconscious. ---
**Author:** ![Ravenman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ravenman/32/2929_2.png) [@Ravenman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ravenman)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2019, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-open-letter-to-cofefe/833260/20 "2019-05-05T21:21:01Z")
His recent posts have been like a stream of consciousness modeled on those old-style rotary lawn sprinklers. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-open-letter-to-cofefe/833260.md?page=2)