# An Open Letter to YouTube

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-open-letter-to-youtube/711150
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [January 28, 2015, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-open-letter-to-youtube/711150 "2015-01-28T21:11:56Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)
#### Post date: [January 28, 2015, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-open-letter-to-youtube/711150/1 "2015-01-28T21:11:56Z")

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Dear Youtube,

It’s me. One of your millions and millions of subscribers. I very much enjoy you and understand you have a business to run, and that involves selling ad space. It’s not that you carry ads, or even the ads themselves that I have a problem with…it’s their length.

I, like many of the people in the world that I watch through hidden cameras in their shower, tend to listen to music in the shower. But when I am trying to listen to my playlist and after only ONE song you end up showing a 5 minute ad, well you’ve taken away about 3/4 of my shower. When I’m listening at work I can easily skip them…but this whole wasting 5 min of my time listen to some stupid mini-doc about the dangers of worms in our dirt really annoys me.

Please change this so that I can shower like I used to

Cups

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### Author: ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)
#### Post date: [January 28, 2015, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-open-letter-to-youtube/711150/2 "2015-01-28T21:19:12Z")

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Smartphone + media + bluetooth speaker = control of your own [del]destiny[/del]shower

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### Author: ![steronz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steronz/32/11765_2.png) [@steronz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/steronz)
#### Post date: [January 28, 2015, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-open-letter-to-youtube/711150/3 "2015-01-28T21:24:11Z")

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Or, you know, Rhapsody, Pandora, Soundcloud, Spotify, iHeartRadio, Last.fm, Slacker, iTunes, Google Play Music…

I know using YouTube for song playlists is a thing, and I know that there are even apps and sites that help make the thing easier, but I can’t help but feel Google won’t mind if the door hits you on the way to one of those other services that’s actually designed to do what you want.

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### Author: ![oft\_wears\_hats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/7993a0/32.png) [@oft\_wears\_hats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oft_wears_hats)
#### Post date: [January 28, 2015, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-open-letter-to-youtube/711150/4 "2015-01-28T21:34:58Z")

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Yes, but YouTube has been making changes to promote listening to music. If they’re going to do that, they need to also do a better job of implementing mobile background play, easy playlist generation, and toned down ad frequency. If they want to compete with Pandora and the like.

It’s not like the OP is jury-rigging YouTube to do something it’s not meant to do. Google themselves are trying to get people to do exactly what the OP is doing (except perhaps the shower part).

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### Author: ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)
#### Post date: [January 28, 2015, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-open-letter-to-youtube/711150/5 "2015-01-28T21:53:42Z")

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I should also mention that even though I put “music” I more often have on videos that I listen to the audio on that I can’t get by other means. Music at work, videos at home.

Nothing makes a shower entertaining than listening to Dragon Ball Z Abridged episode-by-episode

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### Author: ![Kimballkid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b5a626/32.png) [@Kimballkid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimballkid)
#### Post date: [January 28, 2015, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-open-letter-to-youtube/711150/6 "2015-01-28T22:01:20Z")

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I hear, way back in the day, they had these things called ‘radios’ that you could set to a ‘station’ and it would play music. I think some of them might still exist.

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### Author: ![harmonicamoon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/65b543/32.png) [@harmonicamoon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmonicamoon)
#### Post date: [January 28, 2015, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-open-letter-to-youtube/711150/7 "2015-01-28T22:11:15Z")

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> [@Kimballkid](#):
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> I hear, way back in the day, they had these things called ‘radios’ that you could set to a ‘station’ and it would play music. I think some of them might still exist.

Yes, iTunes has ‘radios’. Click on International Music, and there are over 500 ‘radios’ of just World music! Or chose Country Christian. It might not have that. But, there are plenty to chose from.

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### Author: ![flight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bbce88/32.png) [@flight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flight)
#### Post date: [January 28, 2015, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-open-letter-to-youtube/711150/8 "2015-01-28T22:18:12Z")

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Youtube has ads?

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### Author: ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)
#### Post date: [January 28, 2015, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-open-letter-to-youtube/711150/9 "2015-01-28T23:34:01Z")

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> [@Kimballkid](#):
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> I hear, way back in the day, they had these things called ‘radios’ that you could set to a ‘station’ and it would play music. I think some of them might still exist.

Please, inform me how these “radios” as you call them let me watch my videos?

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### Author: ![johnpost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f17d59/32.png) [@johnpost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/johnpost)
#### Post date: [January 28, 2015, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-open-letter-to-youtube/711150/10 "2015-01-28T23:37:38Z")

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have you tried speed washing?

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### Author: ![YogSothoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/8edcca/32.png) [@YogSothoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YogSothoth)
#### Post date: [January 29, 2015, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-open-letter-to-youtube/711150/11 "2015-01-29T17:06:25Z")

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Download the videos and play them at your own convenience?

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### Author: ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)
#### Post date: [January 29, 2015, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-open-letter-to-youtube/711150/12 "2015-01-29T17:10:38Z")

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Call me crazy, but if music in the shower was a big deal I’d use a boombox CD player.

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### Author: ![Fubaya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@Fubaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fubaya)
#### Post date: [January 29, 2015, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-open-letter-to-youtube/711150/13 "2015-01-29T20:14:25Z")

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Why would anyone want to watch music videos in the shower when they should be masturbating like a responsible adult?

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### Author: ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)
#### Post date: [January 29, 2015, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-open-letter-to-youtube/711150/14 "2015-01-29T20:43:37Z")

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> [@Sir\_T-Cups](#):
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> But when I am trying to listen to my playlist

Do you take your ipad or phone into the shower with you? How are you watching youtube videos in the shower?

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### Author: ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)
#### Post date: [January 29, 2015, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-open-letter-to-youtube/711150/15 "2015-01-29T21:14:35Z")

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> [@Fubaya](#):
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> Why would anyone want to watch music videos in the shower when they should be masturbating like a responsible adult?

You say that like they’re mutually exclusive. 😕

Oh, “music” videos. Well. The other kind of videos sometimes have music, if that’s important.

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### Author: ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)
#### Post date: [January 29, 2015, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-open-letter-to-youtube/711150/16 "2015-01-29T21:19:08Z")

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> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#):
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> Do you take your ipad or phone into the shower with you? How are you watching youtube videos in the shower?

I take my laptop into the bathroom, but not into the shower.

I listen to the videos, hear the sound effects and laugh at the jokes. I’ve seen all of the videos before and I know what happens, but they still crack me up and I like that I can listen to them while I’m in the shower, but I don’t enjoy listening to a 10 min episode, then listen to 5 and a half minutes of commercial, then it’s time to get out of the shower.

Also I clearly masturbated BEFORE the shower, hence why I need it

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### Author: ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)
#### Post date: [January 29, 2015, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-open-letter-to-youtube/711150/17 "2015-01-29T22:08:30Z")

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> [@flight](#):
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> Youtube has ads?

It was news to me a few years ago. I’ve never seen one, but they exist on some platforms. I don’t know which.

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### Author: ![Lucas\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucas_jackson/32/303_2.png) [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)
#### Post date: [January 30, 2015, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-open-letter-to-youtube/711150/18 "2015-01-30T03:01:34Z")

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Ok, I’ll say it…

First. World. Problem.

🙂

Now before you starting getting snippy with me, think again what the OP is asking about. There is any number of better solutions to his dilemma.

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### Author: ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)
#### Post date: [January 30, 2015, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-open-letter-to-youtube/711150/19 "2015-01-30T03:27:05Z")

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> [@Sir\_T-Cups](#):
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> Dear Youtube,
> 
> It’s me. One of your millions and millions of subscribers. I very much enjoy you and understand you have a business to run, and that involves selling ad space. It’s not that you carry ads, or even the ads themselves that I have a problem with…it’s their length.
> 
> I, like many of the people in the world that I watch through hidden cameras in their shower, tend to listen to music in the shower. But when I am trying to listen to my playlist and after only ONE song you end up showing a 5 minute ad, well you’ve taken away about 3/4 of my shower. When I’m listening at work I can easily skip them…but this whole wasting 5 min of my time listen to some stupid mini-doc about the dangers of worms in our dirt really annoys me.
> 
> Please change this so that I can shower like I used to
> 
> Cups

Adblock is your friend. I never see ads on YouTube.

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### Author: ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)
#### Post date: [January 30, 2015, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-open-letter-to-youtube/711150/20 "2015-01-30T03:39:44Z")

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> [@Mahaloth](#):
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> It was news to me a few years ago. I’ve never seen one, but they exist on some platforms. I don’t know which.

I assume Add-block blocks them. I’ve never seen a YouTube advertisement in my life.

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