# An SD Welcome to … **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 12, 2001, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-sd-welcome-to/81167 "2001-09-12T21:42:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2001, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-sd-welcome-to/81167/21 "2001-09-13T00:34:26Z")
Hi Unc’s Brother! I’m Persephone, a person who, if you’ll take a moment to glance at my post count, obviously has no life. I’ve had the pleasure of meeting your brother. He’s very cool, and I’m sure you are as well. At least, you’d better be. Your brother’s tolerance limit for bad behavior is really, really low. And since he’s your brother, I’m just going to assume that he knows where you live. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2001, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-sd-welcome-to/81167/22 "2001-09-13T00:41:46Z")
Maybe he is Bob…brother of Beer…well whomever you are welcome to the boards…and if you give half as much to the boards as your brother does you will be appreciated here. Keith ---
**Author:** ![AwSnappity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a3d4f5/32.png) [@AwSnappity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AwSnappity)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2001, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-sd-welcome-to/81167/23 "2001-09-13T00:59:46Z")
I bet it’s **UncleBill** or **Ukelele Ike**. I always get them and **UncleBeer** confused. ---
**Author:** ![elelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2001, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-sd-welcome-to/81167/24 "2001-09-13T02:05:34Z")
Welcome here Bro-O-Beer! You have a muy wonderful brother. Got any cute/embarrassing childhood pics of ol’ UB you’d care to share with us? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![sk8rixtx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/858c86/32.png) [@sk8rixtx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sk8rixtx)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2001, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-sd-welcome-to/81167/25 "2001-09-13T02:11:57Z")
If anything he’d be UncleBeer2. Just for the fact that if UncleBeer is an uncle, and he has a brother, that would also make him our uncle. Wait… our uncle?.. this place is really getting to me. ---
**Author:** ![A\_Friend\_of\_the\_Devil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f0a364/32.png) [@A\_Friend\_of\_the\_Devil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/A_Friend_of_the_Devil)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2001, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-sd-welcome-to/81167/26 "2001-09-13T02:55:26Z")
Somebody start a good gun control thread, and look for the new member who posts… ---
**Author:** ![elelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2001, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-sd-welcome-to/81167/27 "2001-09-13T03:40:35Z")
Oh Hoo! I think I just figgered it out by a chance reading… Do ya start with a K, BroBeer? Not to put any pressure on ya, but since UncyB has started all this, I’ll hazard the guess. PS: the clincher was the remarkably intelligent sig line. Tell yer Mom & Dad they raised y’all right. ---
**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2001, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-sd-welcome-to/81167/28 "2001-09-13T03:49:08Z")
Awww… **elelle!** Give us a hint, too! Otherwise I’m going to insist it’s k2dave. ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2001, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-sd-welcome-to/81167/29 "2001-09-13T04:13:33Z")
Nepotism’s all right, as long as you keep it in the family. ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2001, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-sd-welcome-to/81167/30 "2001-09-13T04:16:55Z")
**k.os**? _The suspense is **killing** me!!!_ ---
**Author:** ![celestina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/258eb7/32.png) [@celestina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/celestina)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2001, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-sd-welcome-to/81167/31 "2001-09-13T04:18:21Z")
Zenster, you do have a way with words. You just made me laugh. Thank you. I really needed to laugh today. 🙂 Uncle Beer’s brother, whoever you are, welcome to the boards. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2001, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-sd-welcome-to/81167/32 "2001-09-13T04:19:01Z")
Oooo…bad **Zenster**. Bad. ---
**Author:** ![Redboss](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8baadc/32.png) [@Redboss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Redboss)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2001, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-sd-welcome-to/81167/33 "2001-09-13T07:56:57Z")
I’m praying it’s not gene stoner … d&r ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2001, 9:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-sd-welcome-to/81167/34 "2001-09-13T09:50:47Z")
I admit it. I am Unclebeer’s brother. I am also his father and his niece. We have a screwy family. ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2001, 9:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-sd-welcome-to/81167/35 "2001-09-13T09:54:15Z")
Phaedrus? please let it be phaedrus… god, that would be hillarious. Maybe its Friend Of God!!! ---
**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2001, 11:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-sd-welcome-to/81167/36 "2001-09-13T11:40:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by UncleBeer \* > \*\*… my brother. I found out a short while back that he has registered and has been posting to our boards. I’m not gonna tell all y’all what name he’s using though. You’ll just hafta guess. Or wait for him to come forward. > > Cheers, bro! \*\* BrotherBeer? UncleBeersBrother? UncleAle? UncleStout? LagerLad? Good Lord! This looks like the beginning of The Legion of UncleBeers! Fenris ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2001, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-sd-welcome-to/81167/37 "2001-09-13T16:17:01Z")
_Ding! Ding! Ding!_ **elelle** wins the prize! She’s got it nailed. ---
**Author:** ![Why\_A\_Duck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Why\_A\_Duck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Why_A_Duck)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2001, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-sd-welcome-to/81167/38 "2001-09-13T16:36:05Z")
If it’s who I think it is, does his username have a morbid conicidence with events over the last few days? ---
**Author:** ![Why\_A\_Duck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Why\_A\_Duck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Why_A_Duck)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2001, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-sd-welcome-to/81167/39 "2001-09-13T16:59:56Z")
Yup, I think I just confirmed my suspicions. Searching on this person lead me to a thread that is prolly the one **elelle** mentioned. Gosh, it was staring us in the face all along. ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2001, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-sd-welcome-to/81167/40 "2001-09-13T22:18:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by FireUnderpantsBoobs \* > \*\*I bet it’s **UncleBill** or **Ukelele Ike**. I always get them and **UncleBeer** confused. \*\* Yeesh. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-sd-welcome-to/81167.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-sd-welcome-to/81167.md?page=3)