# An SD Welcome to … **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 12, 2001, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-sd-welcome-to/81167 "2001-09-12T21:42:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2001, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-sd-welcome-to/81167/41 "2001-09-16T23:41:36Z")
I still don’t know who it is. I really would like to know, because I’m a curious person. Also, how am I supposed to properly welcome _anyone_ when I don’t really know who they are? **I DEMAND ANSWERS!!!** [SUB]please?[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![The\_Big\_Cheese](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8baadc/32.png) [@The\_Big\_Cheese](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Big_Cheese)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2001, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-sd-welcome-to/81167/42 "2001-09-17T00:28:23Z")
Heck, I’m new and I wanna know! I’d like to buy a vowel Pat, is there a letter **‘E’**? ---
**Author:** ![Kamikazee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Kamikazee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamikazee)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2001, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-sd-welcome-to/81167/43 "2001-09-18T00:05:47Z")
Hello to all the followers of BEER, or Uncle Beer that is. I believe it was my eldest son that coined the name “Uncle Beer” Elelle was in fact the first to guess my identity, (note to myself don’t jump to uncle beer’s defense). I will have to look for some pictures of UB in his younger days…BTW he is my OLDER brother 😃 SPOOFE, if you are my brothers brother and his father then you must be my childrens Paternal Uncle Spoofe??? 😕 … I’ll pray for you. I never spent any time lurking just jumped in and signed up, I think I am already addicted. One funny Uncle Beer story and then I shall fade into the back ground. Far be it from me to ride on the fame of my brother. Summer circa 1974… Beer, me and our cousin staying with family at the lake. Had Spaghetti, milk, and blueberry cobbler for dessert. The three boys left the cottage to go swim… Uncle beer was not feeling well. He proceeded to spew forth, (three diferent times) each a different color. Red, White and Blue. That was when I knew how patriotic Uncle Beer was. ps the Kamikazee is after the drink, of which uncle beer mixes well. ---
**Author:** ![katiekilldare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/838e76/32.png) [@katiekilldare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/katiekilldare)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2001, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-sd-welcome-to/81167/44 "2001-09-18T00:19:01Z")
Welcome to **Kamikazee**! And…congratulations to **Uncle Beer**? Hurled in red white and blue - that’s mighty impressive. I’m surprised you got down that combo to begin with. ---
**Author:** ![woodstockbirdybird](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/woodstockbirdybird/32/7905_2.png) [@woodstockbirdybird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woodstockbirdybird)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2001, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-sd-welcome-to/81167/45 "2001-09-18T03:38:28Z")
Nice to mett you and all, **kamikazee** , and I’m sure we’d all love to see some pictureof **Uncle Beer** and all, but could somebody please tell us who his brother is? I’m going crazy with anticipation. ---
**Author:** ![LifeOnWry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/96bed5/32.png) [@LifeOnWry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LifeOnWry)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2001, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-sd-welcome-to/81167/46 "2001-09-18T03:45:32Z")
Sheesh, and to think in some other thread I accused UncleBeer of not being as patriotic as I am (so neener neener) and here I find the boy is red, white, and blue inside and out! Well, color me embarassed! (I’m KIDDING, that wasn’t me! Now put the sticks down!) Welcome, Kamikazee. ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2001, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-sd-welcome-to/81167/47 "2001-09-18T03:52:54Z")
Thank you. I feel much better now. Hi **Kamikazee**!!! ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2001, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-sd-welcome-to/81167/48 "2001-09-18T04:06:23Z")
_There…is…an…o…ther… **Beer** …_ ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2001, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-sd-welcome-to/81167/49 "2001-09-18T04:12:52Z")
Hi **Kamikazee** , welcome aboard! I like your namesake, so I won’t complain to much, but I had a sawbuck riding on your name being **halfkeg**. Oh well. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2001, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-sd-welcome-to/81167/50 "2001-09-18T04:13:51Z")
Ah-ha! That’s better! Hellllooo… **Kamikazee**. ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2001, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-sd-welcome-to/81167/51 "2001-09-18T04:15:13Z")
Hi, Kamizazee! See, I told ya I wouldn’t say anything. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2001, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-sd-welcome-to/81167/52 "2001-09-18T04:16:32Z")
Kami **k** azee. Sorry about that. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2001, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-sd-welcome-to/81167/53 "2001-09-18T12:01:23Z")
> [@](#): > > BTW he is my OLDER brother. And better looking. And I have more money. And I have a bigger … foot. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_griffin-kentzel/32/14787_2.png) [@Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Griffin-Kentzel)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2001, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-sd-welcome-to/81167/54 "2001-09-18T12:35:35Z")
> [@](#): > > And better looking. And I have more money. And I have a bigger … foot. **Uh** -huh. 😛 Bienvenue, **Kamikazee**! ---
**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2001, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-sd-welcome-to/81167/55 "2001-09-18T19:13:39Z")
:leering: So…where’s them there nekkid pictures of **UB**? And what, may I ask, was it that prompted you to join the Dope? What did **UB** say that made you say to yourself, “Hey, self, I gotta git on that there Board!” Welcome! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Why\_A\_Duck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Why\_A\_Duck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Why_A_Duck)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2001, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-sd-welcome-to/81167/56 "2001-09-18T19:25:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by BunnyGirl \* > \*\*And what, may I ask, was it that prompted you to join the Dope? What did **UB** say that made you say to yourself, “Hey, self, I gotta git on that there Board!” > \*\* Well, from [this post](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=82206&pagenumber=2#post1598337), it seems pretty obvious (this was the post that cinched his identity for me). [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-sd-welcome-to/81167.md?page=2)