# An Uncomfortable Proposal

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-uncomfortable-proposal/552144>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [August 31, 2010, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-uncomfortable-proposal/552144 "2010-08-31T15:27:59Z")\
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**Author:** ![Sailboat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sailboat/32/461_2.png) [@Sailboat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sailboat)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2010, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/an-uncomfortable-proposal/552144/61 "2010-09-01T13:49:36Z")

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> [@pbbth](#):
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> Baboons are notorious for pooping on the couch and eating your favorite cereal without asking you. That is a scientific fact!

Plus they [drink all your hooch](http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/africaandindianocean/southafrica/7969313/Drunk-baboons-plague-Cape-Towns-exclusive-suburbs.html) and smash the place.

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