# Anagram Cartoons Part II: Your real name! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 15, 2005, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690 "2005-07-15T19:00:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Gundhilde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecc23a/32.png) [@Gundhilde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gundhilde)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2005, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/21 "2005-07-15T21:04:21Z")
Milky Eyeball! ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2005, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/22 "2005-07-15T21:07:09Z")
Ooo! I had no anagrams of my username, so I can play now! AFG, you’re the bestest! I’ll pick the best ones: ANDEAN MANE ANDEAN NAME ANDEAN AMEN AD MEAN ANNE DNA ENEMA AN My favorite: AD ENEMA NAN ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2005, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/23 "2005-07-15T21:07:28Z")
My real name yields the evocative anagram: HEY, MAD JUG TWIN! ---
**Author:** ![kidchameleon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@kidchameleon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidchameleon)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2005, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/24 "2005-07-15T21:14:27Z")
I get so many with my name in them, here’s a few without: HONKER HEN TERN HONKER HEN RENT HONKER HERN TEN ---
**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2005, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/25 "2005-07-15T21:30:22Z")
Yowza! I will not be bored tonight! (trust me, that is good, very good. :)) ---
**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2005, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/26 "2005-07-15T21:38:28Z")
A Yuck Sheet Ace Et Husky Cat Eye Husk Shake Cutey ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2005, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/27 "2005-07-15T21:49:00Z")
Cool! 🙂 If I put just my personal and familial names in, I get better anagrams, or at least a greater variety of them: CAD SNOWS TOT // Cheaters everywhere. _tsk_ _tsk_ DOWNCAST SOT // You’d be downcast too, if you had to go through what he did… SAW SCOTT NOD // I am, too, awake! ASS CONTD TWO // All the ‘interesting’ stuff happens on Page Two. WANT COD TOSS // I’m bored. What can I say? TAN CODS STOW // I don’t trust them either. STAN COW DOTS // Indescribable. STAND COWS TO // Likewise. SAND COT SWOT // Ditto. DAWN COSTS TO // I know T.O.\* has to pay for a lot of things, but this is ridiculous. I think my full name just throws up too many combinations. [sub]\*T.O.: Toronto, Ontario[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2005, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/28 "2005-07-15T21:49:31Z")
☹ I had to use my realname last time, 'cause, like **Anaamika** \*, my username has NO anagrams. NONE! \*At first I didn’t believe a name with that many letters could have none, but I checked on that anagram generator and you’re right! Then I realized that you have five vowels, 4 of which are a’s. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Bird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Little\_Bird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Bird)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2005, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/29 "2005-07-15T21:53:21Z")
SHIT A CEDAR RIFLE DEAF HITLER, SCAR I FEDERAL RACIST HI FEDERAL CIA SHIRT awesome. awesome to the max. ---
**Author:** ![E.Thorp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/898d66/32.png) [@E.Thorp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E.Thorp)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2005, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/30 "2005-07-15T22:09:07Z")
I was pleasantly surprised to come up with… A BRISK CHEW ABC WHISKER WE SHIRK ABC CAB WHISKER WE IRK BACHS SAHIB WRECK? WE BASH RICK SKI; CHEW BRA EW, HICK BARS WE RIB HACKS WHACKS BRIE I WHACK REBS HI, CASK BREW HER WACK SIB CAW! BRISK, EH? HA! BREW SICK HAWK SCRIBE BE RICKSHAW WAR? BE HICKS HE SAW BRICK I think HAWK SCRIBE is my favorite, but I defer to **AFG** , who has quite an eye for these things. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2005, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/31 "2005-07-15T22:09:25Z")
> [@bouv](#): > > \*At first I didn’t believe a name with that many letters could have none, but I checked on that anagram generator and you’re right! Then I realized that you have five vowels, 4 of which are a’s. Yeah, I checked twice, too. The only consonants are N-M-K. But thanks! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![KeithT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e47774/32.png) [@KeithT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KeithT)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2005, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/32 "2005-07-15T22:11:41Z")
Chalk the sloth line Kill each nth hostel Tithe chalks? Hell no! Stole Hank Hill tech. [sub](Got propane?)[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2005, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/33 "2005-07-15T22:13:37Z")
While this is all well and good, it would seem I’m going to have to create a whole new section to the [web site](http://www.sirblah.com/misc/SDMBanagrams.htm). To that end, we’re going to need a separate title 'toon for “SDMB Anagrammed _Real_ Name Cartoons”. **AFG** , I leave the final choice to you. It comes down to either: **ABNORMAL MANAGERS SCAMMED A RODENT** (or, if you prefer, **ABNORMAL RODENTS SCAMMED A MANAGER** ) or **A MADMAN ROMANCED MANAGER’S LOBSTER** Surprise me. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![PigBoy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/97f17d/32.png) [@PigBoy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PigBoy)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2005, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/34 "2005-07-15T22:13:40Z")
Best one of mine I’ve seen: DAWN FOOD FURY! ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2005, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/35 "2005-07-15T22:15:00Z")
> [@Hal Briston](#): > > **A MADMAN ROMANCED MANAGER’S LOBSTER** > Surprise me. 🙂 Somehow, this one doesn’t surprise me. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2005, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/36 "2005-07-15T22:19:45Z")
I found a better one, using my full name. It’s your choice, **AFG** **Raciness, i.e., Jews** ---
**Author:** ![yellowval](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/919ad9/32.png) [@yellowval](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yellowval)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2005, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/37 "2005-07-15T22:21:16Z")
Okay. Here are my favorites. I’ll let **AFG** be the judge. Iraq Eve I Lust (This one cracks me up because it makes me think of Our Lovely Doper **Eve**.) Ale I’ve Squirt ---
**Author:** ![neofishboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/neofishboy/32/444_2.png) [@neofishboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neofishboy)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2005, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/38 "2005-07-15T22:21:22Z")
I picked my favorite years ago… **Moon Stealth** ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2005, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/39 "2005-07-15T22:24:21Z")
Okay, I have a passing interest in conspiracy theories, so I’m curious to see how you interpret **BAKER CARTEL WORK ZONE**. And if you happen to know what the **Doper** who posts as **Baker** looks like, feel free to make her the “big cheesecake”, so to speak, of the cartel… 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Queen\_Bruin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Queen\_Bruin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Bruin)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2005, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/40 "2005-07-15T22:29:57Z")
A BRAZEN HITLESS OP ABSTAINER HELPS OZ ABLAZE HE TRIP SONS has comedic potential. ABLAZE SHRINE POST even more so. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690.md?page=3)