# Anagram Cartoons Part II: Your real name! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 15, 2005, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690 "2005-07-15T19:00:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2005, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/41 "2005-07-15T22:32:46Z")
Stun yo loin bed thirst? Holy rust tot! Bed in sin! Try sin in bed, slut! Hoot! Is yon Thunderbolt, tis! Bloodthirsty sin tune! Honestly, bun or tit, Sid? Do hot rub insistently! Oh, rub insistently, Dot! Thirsty in soul, not bed. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b5ac83/32.png) [@The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mad_Hermit)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2005, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/42 "2005-07-15T22:35:54Z")
I have a shorter list: GUIDE SOW DOUSE WIG ID OWE GUS DOW GUISE It’s probably pretty easy to figure out my name… ---
**Author:** ![elfbabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b782af/32.png) [@elfbabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfbabe)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2005, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/43 "2005-07-15T22:36:23Z")
First and last comes up with: (punctuation mine, of course) I’M A SEAHORSE, FRITZ! HA! RESIZE? I FORMAT! (I’m a computer science major…) First, middle, and last comes up with: ANNA FETISHIZES ARMOR ---
**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2005, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/44 "2005-07-15T22:38:04Z")
> [@Little Bird](#): > > SHIT A CEDAR RIFLE I’m using that, next time I’m pissed at somebody. ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2005, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/45 "2005-07-15T22:45:54Z")
Using first, middle, and last: A CANADA KNELL MERRY PET A CANADA KELP LENT MERRY A MANACLE ENTRAP DR KYLE These are my favorites and I’m most partial to the third. It’s your choice, though, **AFG.** ---
**Author:** ![BraheSilver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecccb3/32.png) [@BraheSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BraheSilver)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2005, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/46 "2005-07-15T22:48:44Z")
I’m a meek lecher Irk a leech meme Me, heckle a emir? A licker meme, eh? Me leek chimera Interesting… ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2005, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/47 "2005-07-15T22:59:05Z")
> [@The Mad Hermit](#): > > I have a shorter list: > > GUIDE SOW > DOUSE WIG > ID OWE GUS > DOW GUISE > It’s probably pretty easy to figure out my name… Guido W. So? ---
**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2005, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/48 "2005-07-15T23:02:28Z")
Here’s some, using first, middle and last name… Hey Mrs. Runty, A Cake! A Rancher, Yet Musky. A Hacker Yes, My Turn. He A Creamy Sky Runt. Hurry A Tacky Semen! … and many many more. I have to many vowels in my name. ---
**Author:** ![MrFantsyPants](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ba0ec/32.png) [@MrFantsyPants](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrFantsyPants)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2005, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/49 "2005-07-15T23:03:30Z")
hey, that’s much better! A SLICK MR. NO or I LACK NORMS ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2005, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/50 "2005-07-16T00:13:17Z")
Using my first, middle and last names I come up with two I’m really torn between. \*\*BALD MA RANKS PORN ARK AND PORN LAMBS\*\* What to do! ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2005, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/51 "2005-07-16T00:19:36Z")
> [@Kaotic Newtral](#): > > A BRIEFS TORN > > BRA FIRE SNOT This absolutely _must_ be done! ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2005, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/52 "2005-07-16T00:21:01Z")
Dang! I didn’t mean for _A Briefs Torn_ to be in my last post. We must see _Bra Fire Snot_. ---
**Author:** ![Dusty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a183cd/32.png) [@Dusty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dusty)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2005, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/53 "2005-07-16T00:25:47Z")
I can’t choose, but I’m sure one stands out as a likely candidate to fresh eyes. I have managed to narrow the list down to 25. Some are more bizzare than others, with varying degrees of dirtyness: A giddy lost Lou A dodgy oil slut A dildo slug toy (in stores now!) Glad I’d lost you Gladly I do Oust (it’s an “air sanitizer” - S.C. Johnson) Lo, Tidy Douglas! (it’s names like that that should have theme songs) I goad dull toys Goodly slut aid (is there no aid for goodly sluts in this world anymore?) Dali… too sludgy (everyone’s a critic) Dali so told Guy! (didja hear?! He _so_ told him!) Lousy tidal god (can’t he just leave the water alone?) Lydia dug stool (really, she had a fascination with all forms of fecal matter) Audit godly Sol? (heaven forfend!) It’d slog you, lad! Adult’s oily dog Laud good styli (so hard to find a good stylus nowadays) Go, Auld Styloid! (better than every other superhero combined–it’s Scottish Pointed Stick Man!) Lady, I’d gut Oslo. Adjust good Lily (Lily is good, but she needs minor adjustment now and then) Dusty idol gaol (lock 'em up and throw away the key, they’re filthy!) Gay sod duo lilt All too giddy, us. Sally did go out… I tally dog duos (it’s an honourable profession) Salty dud igloo (covering the ice in salt–what was I thinking?) ---
**Author:** ![drewbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drewbert/32/15890_2.png) [@drewbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewbert)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2005, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/54 "2005-07-16T01:13:02Z")
Egad! Jewish loner prom Egad! Help rejoin worms Longhaired jeep worms ---
**Author:** ![FaerieBeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e95f7d/32.png) [@FaerieBeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FaerieBeth)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2005, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/55 "2005-07-16T01:28:55Z")
I am about to sprain a tonsil laughing at the phrase my entire name gave me: **Herb Tits Agreeable to a Zulu** I used my first, middle, maiden and last names…and I came out with what sounds like the title to a Smoov B. Onion article. ---
**Author:** ![SiouxChief](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d6d6ee/32.png) [@SiouxChief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiouxChief)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2005, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/56 "2005-07-16T02:45:15Z")
My User ID yielded nothing…I was hoping you’d start drawing the anagrams of real names. I love mine: A JOCK HEN SHE KEPT MEN ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2005, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/57 "2005-07-16T02:51:01Z")
> [@hillbilly queen](#): > > Hurry A Tacky Semen! My favorite so far. I’ll report back with some of mine. ---
**Author:** ![SiouxChief](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d6d6ee/32.png) [@SiouxChief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiouxChief)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2005, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/58 "2005-07-16T02:52:00Z")
> [@Dusty](#): > > A dodgy oil slut > Glad I’d lost you > Lo, Tidy Douglas! > Lousy tidal god > It’d slog you, lad! > Lady, I’d gut Oslo. > All too giddy, us. > Sally did go out… **Dusty** , these are my favorites from your list…perhaps someone can trim it down further? I think I’m going to start using “It’d slog you, lad!” in everyday conversation…I love that one! ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2005, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/59 "2005-07-16T03:15:19Z")
From all 3 names: A BARD JAB GERMY RYE A BEAR JARRED BY GYM Just first and last: BABE JAM DRY? ERG! BADGE JAM BY ERR BEAR GRAB MY JED (or MY BEAR, GRAB JED!) GAMY JED, BARBER ---
**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2005, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/60 "2005-07-16T03:28:13Z")
Oh my! Many more! Excellent! I’ll try to send a bunch off tonight…thanks again to good ol’ **Hal** for graciously hosting the images… 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690.md?page=4)