# Anagram Cartoons Part II: Your real name!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 15, 2005, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690 "2005-07-15T19:00:27Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 5

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**Author:** ![Gfactor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9de053/32.png) [@Gfactor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gfactor)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2005, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/81 "2005-07-17T03:00:26Z")

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A Gay Dinner Grew

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2005, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/82 "2005-07-17T03:02:19Z")

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Ok…forget what I said earlier. The first batch is now online! So far we’ve got:

[I, HAL, UNPLUG CLAM  
NUN’S CARNAL IMAGE  
ABLAZE SHRINE POST  
A BEAR JARRED BY GYM  
HEY, MAD JUG TWIN!  
LAB DAMN RON  
A NASA SPLEEN SEE NUN  
DENT TSAR’S HIVE](http://www.sirblah.com/misc/SDMBrealnameanagrams.htm)

Keep up the incredible work, **AFG**!

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**Author:** ![Kaotic\_Newtral](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/71e660/32.png) [@Kaotic\_Newtral](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kaotic_Newtral)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2005, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/83 "2005-07-17T03:09:39Z")

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> [@Amazon Floozy Goddess](#):
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> I sent a bunch off to **Hal** last night…I’m sure we’ll be seeing them soon. 🙂

You ABSOLUTELY…ROCK! 🙂

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**Author:** ![Kaotic\_Newtral](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/71e660/32.png) [@Kaotic\_Newtral](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kaotic_Newtral)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2005, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/84 "2005-07-17T03:13:54Z")

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> [@swampbear](#):
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> Dang! I didn’t mean for _A Briefs Torn_ to be in my last post. We must see _Bra Fire Snot_.

Swampbear…you’d better wait your turn, I’ve been waiting my whole life for that fantasy!

Ahem…I said that quietly right? Damned fetishes! 😉

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**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2005, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/85 "2005-07-17T03:24:35Z")

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OMG! I love the expression on my bear’s face! Will be ordered posthaste (I’m so sad, **AFG**! There’s a ketchup or soy sauce, I forget, stain on my “A COCK HIDE TONY” shirt!)

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**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2005, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/86 "2005-07-17T05:31:42Z")

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> [@chaoticdonkey](#):
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> OMG! I love the expression on my bear’s face! Will be ordered posthaste (I’m so sad, **AFG**! There’s a ketchup or soy sauce, I forget, stain on my “A COCK HIDE TONY” shirt!)

Cool! 😃

Oh no, a stain!..Hey, I still wanna see a pic of you wearing that shirt!  
And I wanna hear the comments people have said about it! 😃

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**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2005, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/87 "2005-07-17T06:44:53Z")

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My husband wants me to use my first and last name because one of the anagrams was **Scary Emu.** He thought that was a hoot. But I never use my first name. My first list was my middle and last name. You can pick whichever one you like **AFG.**

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**Author:** ![Queen\_Bruin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Queen\_Bruin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Bruin)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2005, 7:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/88 "2005-07-17T07:53:45Z")

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:sniff: Oh, it has fire, and allusions to Masonry :sniff sniff: It’s the best thing EVAR! 😃

I loves it, **AFG**!

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**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2005, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/89 "2005-07-17T11:55:21Z")

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> [@Amazon Floozy Goddess](#):
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> Cool! 😃
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> Oh no, a stain!..Hey, I still wanna see a pic of you wearing that shirt!  
> And I wanna hear the comments people have said about it! 😃

Most of the conversations go like this:

" 😕 "  
“It’s an anagram of my username on some message boards. Rearrange the letters and you get chaoticdonkey.”  
Either " :dubious: :rolleyes: " or " 😃😃 "

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2005, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/90 "2005-07-17T13:34:27Z")

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Yay! Thanks, **AMG** – another great one! Looks like I’m going to have to order another T-shirt. (I haven’t worn TRICK STEW yet – I’m gonna debut it at Gettysdope next weekend. Pix will ensure.)

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**Author:** ![j\_sum1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8baadc/32.png) [@j\_sum1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/j_sum1)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2005, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/91 "2005-07-17T21:00:52Z")

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Oooh. My username just isn’t any fun for this. But I’d love my real name done…

JUST NAIL HIM

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**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2005, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/92 "2005-07-18T00:32:49Z")

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> [@Hal Briston](#):
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> Ok…forget what I said earlier. The first batch is now online! So far we’ve got:
> 
> [I, HAL, UNPLUG CLAM  
> NUN’S CARNAL IMAGE  
> ABLAZE SHRINE POST  
> A BEAR JARRED BY GYM  
> HEY, MAD JUG TWIN!  
> LAB DAMN RON  
> A NASA SPLEEN SEE NUN  
> DENT TSAR’S HIVE](http://www.sirblah.com/misc/SDMBrealnameanagrams.htm)
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> Keep up the incredible work, **AFG**!

Thanks a bunch, **Hal**! 🙂

A new batch will be arriving shortly…

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2005, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/93 "2005-07-18T00:41:08Z")

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Hee! I love Lab Damn Ron since somebody special to me happens to be named Ron. I’ll give one guess who it is. 😃

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**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2005, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/94 "2005-07-18T02:52:23Z")

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> [@swampbear](#):
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> Hee! I love Lab Damn Ron since somebody special to me happens to be named Ron. I’ll give one guess who it is. 😃

A Certain **swampy** Mother?

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2005, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/95 "2005-07-18T03:37:57Z")

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How about MINK IN CYCLONE?

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2005, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/96 "2005-07-18T04:19:44Z")

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> [@Amazon Floozy Goddess](#):
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> A new batch will be arriving shortly…

Got 'em…[All posted](http://www.sirblah.com/misc/SDMBrealnameanagrams.htm)!

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2005, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/97 "2005-07-18T04:42:47Z")

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w00t! Mine’s up! (A BRONC TROD TEST SOW)

This is _so_ cool.

I sense a successful T-shirt/mug/sundries business here. 🙂

:: insert obligatory CafePress tutorial ::

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2005, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/98 "2005-07-18T04:48:24Z")

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I put in the name of one of my best friends and got A CHIC JET MOLTS on the second line.

People may start lining up for this, **AFG** and **Hal**.

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**Author:** ![LeeshaJoy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e8cbc/32.png) [@LeeshaJoy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LeeshaJoy)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2005, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/99 "2005-07-18T04:55:15Z")

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AFG, you are awesomeness incarnated. Thank you for HIS DEAD CLAY. 🙂

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**Author:** ![nivlac](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3bc359/32.png) [@nivlac](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nivlac)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2005, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/100 "2005-07-18T05:07:08Z")

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OK I’ll play. Didn’t play before because I couldn’t come up with an acronym for my Dope name. Take your best shot on any of the following anagrams:

CELEB ANVIL

LEVEL CABIN

VENICE BALL

Gracias!

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