# Anagram Cartoons Part II: Your real name!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 15, 2005, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690 "2005-07-15T19:00:27Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 7

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**Author:** ![moonstarssun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b9bd4f/32.png) [@moonstarssun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moonstarssun)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2005, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/121 "2005-07-19T18:08:02Z")

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Thanks, **AFG**!

Here are some of my favorites–I’ll let you choose:

Earache gets tin troll

Tracheae selling tort

Tracheae ingest troll

Secretariat hell tong

Archangel toilet rest

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**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2005, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/122 "2005-07-19T18:17:38Z")

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I can see my last one didn’t get anywhere, so here are a few more…

\*\*  
PALE LURID ENEMY  
I’LL REAM PUNY DEE  
DAMN ERIE PULLEY  
YELP, RUDE MENIAL  
PILLAR DUE YEMEN  
LEAP UNDER EMILY  
PUERILE LADY-MEN  
NEED A LUMP, RILEY?  
AYE, I’LL MEND PERU  
YIELD RUMP, ELENA  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![Little\_Bird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Little\_Bird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Bird)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2005, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/123 "2005-07-19T18:29:42Z")

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Horray! Shit a cedar rifle! Awesome!

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**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2005, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/124 "2005-07-19T18:38:18Z")

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> [@Little Bird](#):
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> Horray! Shit a cedar rifle! Awesome!

It looks terribly painful, as it should!

I love the Cat Eye Husk, it’s kind of creepy. Thanks **AFG**!

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2005, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/125 "2005-07-19T18:44:03Z")

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Hey! I like my Andean Mane! Woohoo!

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2005, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/126 "2005-07-19T18:53:24Z")

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> [@hillbilly queen](#):
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> It looks terribly painful, as it should!

It probably wouldn’t have looked as uncomfortable if it hadn’t come out _sideways_…YEEEOUCH!!

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**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2005, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/127 "2005-07-19T18:56:00Z")

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Memememememe!

ANA SARDINE SONATAS  
SARAN SANTA ANODISE  
DANA SATANISES ROAN  
ANDANTE ASIAN SOARS  
INANE SARASOTA SAND

Memememememe!

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**Author:** ![PinkMarabou](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ec9cab/32.png) [@PinkMarabou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PinkMarabou)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2005, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/128 "2005-07-19T19:38:45Z")

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First and last

A BRAZIER SHE HILT  
ABLAZE HEIR SHIRT  
HERBAL ZETA IRISH  
HERBAL THAI SIZER  
SIZABLE HART HEIR  
BIZARRE HEAL THIS  
BIZARRE HAILS THE  
ZEBRA THAI RELISH  
BATH REALIZER HIS  
BRAIL HEAR SHIETZ  
TRIBAL HAZES HEIR  
HAZEL HAIR BITERS

First Middle Last  
BANANA RELISH ZITHER  
TARNISHABLE HAIR ZEN  
HAREBRAIN HAZEL TINS (Band Name!)  
INHALANT BRAZIER SHE  
BATHERS HERNIAL NAZI

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**Author:** ![\_Deep\_F\_ied](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/7cd45c/32.png) [@\_Deep\_F\_ied](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Deep_F_ied)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2005, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/129 "2005-07-19T21:20:56Z")

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> [@Anaamika](#):
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> Hey! I like my Andean Mane! Woohoo!

I was hoping to see what she could do with **aaaa, Mink!** as well.

Thanks a million for mine **AFG**! I freaking love it.  
Makes me want to change my name to Ron.

These are all so funny!

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**Author:** ![PigBoy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/97f17d/32.png) [@PigBoy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PigBoy)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2005, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/130 "2005-07-19T21:27:34Z")

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Yay, thanks for doing mine (dawn food fury)! I shall cherish it forever. 🙂

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**Author:** ![yellowval](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/919ad9/32.png) [@yellowval](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yellowval)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2005, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/131 "2005-07-19T23:52:06Z")

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Ale I’ve Squirt is fantastic. I nearly squirted Diet Dr. Pepper all over my keyboard while laughing at it!

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**Author:** ![neofishboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/neofishboy/32/444_2.png) [@neofishboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neofishboy)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2005, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/132 "2005-07-20T00:46:06Z")

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Well now that’s just _cool!_ I love his shifty little eyes and skinny little legs.

It’s been said before and it’ll be said again, but Mizz\*\* Goddess\*\*…I’d like to confirm that you _do_, in fact, rock. 🙂

Dammit, I’ve resisted getting a tattoo for decades.

Hmmmmm…

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**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2005, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/133 "2005-07-20T02:59:48Z")

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I’m so glad you all enjoy them! When I manage to brighten someone’s day I feel all warm and fuzzy inside…😃

BTW, if anyone thinks I missed theirs, don’t worry, I didn’t. If I skipped yours it means I couldn’t get enough of an image to work with - the anagram(s) suggested might have been too abstract. But I’ll return them to the anagram server to see if I can find something workable and rest assured you will get a 'toon! 🙂

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**Author:** ![Dark\_Side\_of\_the\_Floyd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bb73d2/32.png) [@Dark\_Side\_of\_the\_Floyd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dark_Side_of_the_Floyd)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2005, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/134 "2005-07-20T03:18:15Z")

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**ATE BULKY PC OZ** (I’m getting images of someone eating a fat, politically correct Australian)

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2005, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/135 "2005-07-20T04:31:04Z")

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**AFG** just keeps cranking 'em out…[Now online](http://www.sirblah.com/misc/SDMBrealnameanagrams.htm) we’ve got:

**IS YON THUNDERBOLT, 'TIS!  
GUIDE SOW  
I’M A SEAHORSE, FRITZ!  
A MANACLE ENTRAP DR. KYLE  
ME LEEK CHIMERA  
A SLICK MR. NO  
A DILDO SLUG TOY** (ewwwww…/\<snrk!\>)  
**LONGHAIRED JEEP WORMS  
HERB TITS AGREEABLE TO A ZULU  
A JOCK HEN, SHE KEPT MEN**

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**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2005, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/136 "2005-07-20T04:48:35Z")

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**A MANACLE ENTRAP DR. KYLE** looks just like I pictured, and the rest are hilarious too. I think I want a t-shirt of it. Thank you so much, **AFG**!

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**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2005, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/137 "2005-07-20T05:09:50Z")

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**AFG** …

If you made a book of cartoons, I’d buy it. Seriously. These are killing me. I don’t care what kind of anagrams or punchlines they’d have, I’d so buy it. And buy it for friends.

These anagram drawings are clever and funny - I find myself laughing even when I don’t know what the original words/names were.

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**Author:** ![BraheSilver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecccb3/32.png) [@BraheSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BraheSilver)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2005, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/138 "2005-07-20T05:15:33Z")

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The animals all look so intent on whatever they’re doing. It’s really funny.

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**Author:** ![Antonius\_Block](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/51bf81/32.png) [@Antonius\_Block](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antonius_Block)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2005, 10:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/139 "2005-07-20T10:26:35Z")

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**AFG** , I’ve never in my life until now used the word “rawk”.

You **RAWK!**

BTW, [A dildo slug toy](http://www.sirblah.com/misc/realname038.gif) is the most disgusting, depraved image that I’ve ever seen (and I’m [Bacon Slut. Oink!](http://www.sirblah.com/misc/anagram107.gif), so I know whereof I speak).

[Psst. Do you happen to know where I could buy six of them?]

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2005, 11:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/140 "2005-07-20T11:28:07Z")

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I think _Bacon Slut, Oink!_ would love to have _A Dildo Slug Toy_. 😃

**AFG** you just keep on crankin’ em out and they get better and better. _Guide Sow_ is freakin’ hilarious!

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