# Anagram Cartoons Part II: Your real name!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 15, 2005, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690 "2005-07-15T19:00:27Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2005, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/141 "2005-07-20T12:01:40Z")

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For some reason I can only see the first from group 4 and can’t see Group 5 at all.

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**Author:** ![PinkMarabou](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ec9cab/32.png) [@PinkMarabou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PinkMarabou)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2005, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/142 "2005-07-20T12:22:18Z")

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BRAVO! Those are hilarious!!!

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2005, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/143 "2005-07-20T12:32:17Z")

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> [@CalMeacham](#):
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> For some reason I can only see the first from group 4 and can’t see Group 5 at all.

That was what was there before the latest update. Sounds like refreshing your screen may clear it up, and if not, you might try clearing our your browser’s cache.

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**Author:** ![Uncommon\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Uncommon\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncommon_Sense)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2005, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/144 "2005-07-20T12:50:33Z")

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I’ve resisted these threads until this morning. Now I must give in.  
DO ME, DO ME!!!

**Uncommon Sense**  
My real name not so much…

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2005, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/145 "2005-07-20T13:06:54Z")

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> [@Anastasaeon](#):
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> **AFG** …
> 
> If you made a book of cartoons, I’d buy it. Seriously. These are killing me. I don’t care what kind of anagrams or punchlines they’d have, I’d so buy it. And buy it for friends.
> 
> These anagram drawings are clever and funny - I find myself laughing even when I don’t know what the original words/names were.

Making a book out of these wouldn’t be that hard to do… I’m sure many of us have all the tools and skills (a scanner, Photoshop, InDesign or another publishing program, Adobe Acrobat… heck, you could probably do it in OpenOffice Writer! 🙂 ) And then you could publish and sell it through an online service like CafePress.

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2005, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/146 "2005-07-20T14:30:45Z")

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> [@Uncommon Sense](#):
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> I’ve resisted these threads until this morning. Now I must give in.  
> DO ME, DO ME!!!

Since you’re looking for _user_ name anagrams, you want to be over [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=320394). There you’ll fine some nice “Uncommon Sense” anagrams awating. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Scott\_Plaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Scott\_Plaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scott_Plaid)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2005, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/147 "2005-07-20T14:36:52Z")

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Oh cool, you want to make cartoons about anagrammed versions of people’s real names? Awesome.

Oh, wait, you already did [my real name](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=6247265&postcount=69). 🙂

Lightglobes.

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**Author:** ![KeithT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e47774/32.png) [@KeithT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KeithT)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2005, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/148 "2005-07-20T15:31:31Z")

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Sweet!

Thanks, **AFG**!

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**Author:** ![Hello\_Lady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df788c/32.png) [@Hello\_Lady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hello_Lady)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2005, 7:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/149 "2005-07-21T07:21:57Z")

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Fantastic!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO ONE FOR ME!!

From my first and last name:

Try this mace

My tire chats

Yacht smiter

Racist Thyme

My car tithes

ET hit my cars

I try matches

Thanks…

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**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2005, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/150 "2005-07-21T13:41:26Z")

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**Hello Lady** , ET HIT MY CARS will definitely be done, oh yes! 😃

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**Author:** ![EllaBean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EllaBean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EllaBean)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2005, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/151 "2005-07-21T14:13:47Z")

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A BEACH LET RENT ILL UZI

A BLEACH ELITE LIZ RUNT

A HECUBA TEEN TRILL LIZ

ooh! and one to suit me!

LIZA HERE BALLET TUNIC

and one I played with a little bit

I, A BALLETIC TEEN, RULZ! (h)  
^ the H didn’t quite fit.

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2005, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/152 "2005-07-21T14:37:12Z")

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A few others to ponder, **EllaBean** :

**TRAILBLAZE LEECH UNIT  
'ERE, HALLUCINATE BLITZ!  
ANARCHIZE LITTLE LUBE  
BRUTE HEAL ALL CITIZEN  
UTILIZE LATERAL BENCH  
LIBERACE LIT HAZELNUT  
LIZ: INCURABLE ATHLETE  
LIZ: CELIBATE LUTHERAN  
TRAIL UNCLE ELIZABETH  
LIBERAL: “HAZELNUT? CITE!”  
BRUTALIZE ALIEN LETCH**

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**Author:** ![Sir\_Dirx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b77776/32.png) [@Sir\_Dirx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_Dirx)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2005, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/153 "2005-07-21T22:34:03Z")

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Here are a few of mine; I tried to narrow them down, but I like so many. Favorites are in bold, but feel free to do any you want. First list is using my shortened first name and last name, second one is my full name.

**IRK DICKENS**  
DICER SKINK  
ICE DR. SKINK  
**I KICK NERDS**  
**SIC NED, KIRK!**

A LICKED RHO SINS  
A COED SHIRKS NIL  
ACED HO RISKS NIL  
ECHIDNA IRKS SOL  
HERALDIC SKIS ON  
**HERALDIC SINS OK**  
NO HERALDIC KISS  
ISIS HACKED LORN  
**SIR HEADLOCK, I.N.S.**  
**LACED RHINO SKIS**  
ACID HEROS SLINK  
HIS ACID SNORKEL  
**HE SKIS IRONCLAD**  
CORDIAL KEN HISS  
OH RANCID ELK SIS

> [@](#):
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> I was hoping to see what she could do with aaaa, Mink! as well.

AAAA, aka Quad-A, is the [Army Aviation Association of America](http://www.quad-a.org/). I’m sure you can find something interesting to do with an “AAAA Mink”

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**Author:** ![EllaBean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EllaBean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EllaBean)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2005, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/154 "2005-07-21T22:39:11Z")

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> [@Hal Briston](#):
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> A few others to ponder, **EllaBean** :
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> **TRAILBLAZE LEECH UNIT  
> 'ERE, HALLUCINATE BLITZ!  
> ANARCHIZE LITTLE LUBE  
> BRUTE HEAL ALL CITIZEN  
> UTILIZE LATERAL BENCH  
> LIBERACE LIT HAZELNUT  
> LIZ: INCURABLE ATHLETE  
> LIZ: CELIBATE LUTHERAN  
> TRAIL UNCLE ELIZABETH  
> LIBERAL: “HAZELNUT? CITE!”  
> BRUTALIZE ALIEN LETCH**

my goodness, did you go through that whole list? that sucker was like ninety pages long! you picked out some good ones!

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2005, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/155 "2005-07-22T00:48:29Z")

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> [@EllaBean](#):
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> my goodness, did you go through that whole list? that sucker was like ninety pages long!

Naaaw…I use the “advanced options” to put limitations on it, and then do a little pen-and-paper work when something is _almost_ good…

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2005, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/156 "2005-07-22T20:50:43Z")

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[Updated!](http://www.sirblah.com/misc/SDMBrealnameanagrams.htm)

Now online:  
**ARK AND PORN LAMBS  
ANALYSE DANIELSON  
HIKING CAMEL  
EASY, CORN KIM!  
WACKO LIAR DODO  
SWAN CLOUD HOOK  
KOALA SNATCH WOOD  
A GAY DINNER GREW  
SCARY EMU  
JUST NAIL HIM  
MINK IN CYCLONE  
ENTER SILVER JELLIES  
HERD AROUSAL**(which I fricking _love_,**AFG**! Those expressions are priceless :))

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2005, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/157 "2005-07-22T21:05:24Z")

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Ya know, it just occurred to me that we don’t have have a 'toon for our ‘Toony Goddess’ real name. Hey **AFG**! How about:

\*\*ENCHILADA RETAILER  
LACERATED HAIRLINE  
EERIE CANADA THRILL  
TALL, EERIE ARACHNID  
INHALE RADICAL TREE  
LATRINE LID EARACHE  
HEALED CRANIAL TIRE  
CELT AIRLINER AHEAD \*\*

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2005, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/158 "2005-07-22T21:26:32Z")

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**AFG** is from Ontario.

EERIE CANADA THRILL sounds about right. 😃

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**Author:** ![j\_sum1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8baadc/32.png) [@j\_sum1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/j_sum1)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2005, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/159 "2005-07-23T00:19:48Z")

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Thanx **AFG** for _ **Just Nail Him** _. The likeness is remarkable.

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**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2005, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/160 "2005-07-25T03:43:00Z")

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> [@Hal Briston](#):
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> Ya know, it just occurred to me that we don’t have have a 'toon for our ‘Toony Goddess’ real name. Hey **AFG**! How about:
> 
> \*\*ENCHILADA RETAILER  
> LACERATED HAIRLINE  
> EERIE CANADA THRILL  
> TALL, EERIE ARACHNID  
> INHALE RADICAL TREE  
> LATRINE LID EARACHE  
> HEALED CRANIAL TIRE  
> CELT AIRLINER AHEAD \*\*

Hey, yeah, I did forget about me! I’m kinda partial to TALL, EERIE ARACHNID. 😃

Sorry for the slowness guys, there are more coming soon!

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