# Anagram Cartoons Part II: Your real name!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 15, 2005, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690 "2005-07-15T19:00:27Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 9

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**Author:** ![dwc1970](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a183cd/32.png) [@dwc1970](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dwc1970)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2005, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/161 "2005-07-25T04:00:01Z")

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The only anagram I can get out of my name that makes any degree of sense is **BINARY CLOSED**. See what you can do with this one.

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**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2005, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/162 "2005-07-25T06:11:18Z")

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Hey, I’ve got two of them! It’s because I’m _special._🙂

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**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2005, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/163 "2005-07-25T06:32:04Z")

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> [@hillbilly queen](#):
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> Hey, I’ve got two of them! It’s because I’m _special._🙂

Well, that, and also because I forgot I’d already done one. 😃

**Hal** has added three more to group [six.](http://www.sirblah.com/misc/realnamegroup6.htm) Thanks **Hal**! 🙂

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**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2005, 7:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/164 "2005-07-25T07:47:50Z")

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Humane Clam Rig  
or  
Glacier Hum Man  
or  
Miracle Man, Ugh!

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**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2005, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/165 "2005-07-25T20:14:49Z")

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**AFG** you simply _must_ be the TALL, EERIE ARACHNID. I picked that one out for you too.

–Ellen, full of shameless flattery so that her cartoon will be among the next drawn … 🙂

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**Author:** ![Velma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/85e7bf/32.png) [@Velma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Velma)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2005, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/166 "2005-07-25T20:21:41Z")

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> [@Hal Briston](#):
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> [Updated!](http://www.sirblah.com/misc/SDMBrealnameanagrams.htm)
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> HERD AROUSAL\*\* (which I fricking _love_, **AFG**! Those expressions are priceless :))

Love it! I want to know what they are looking at 😉

You may have done it in the other thread, but have you done Cecil Adams yet?

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2005, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/167 "2005-07-25T20:38:05Z")

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> [@Velma](#):
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> You may have done it in the other thread, but have you done Cecil Adams yet?

You mean [Acid Camels](http://www.sirblah.com/misc/anagram70.gif)? 🙂

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**Author:** ![nivlac](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3bc359/32.png) [@nivlac](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nivlac)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2005, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/168 "2005-07-25T20:43:57Z")

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**AF Goddess** ,

Mucho gracias for Celeb Anvil !!! I have to put that on my all my business cards!

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**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2005, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/169 "2005-07-25T22:13:11Z")

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**RAPE ME NUDE, LILY**

Fantastic! But who’s that in the photo?

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**Author:** ![neofishboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/neofishboy/32/444_2.png) [@neofishboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neofishboy)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2005, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/170 "2005-07-25T22:52:02Z")

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> [@Beware of Doug](#):
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> **RAPE ME NUDE, LILY**
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> Fantastic! But who’s that in the photo?

[Yvonne DeCarlo](http://the-reelgillman.com/munsters/lily/)

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2005, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/171 "2005-07-25T22:54:48Z")

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Hee! I just love Ark and Porn Lambs. Thanks **AFG**! You get better and better and better!

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2005, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/172 "2005-07-25T22:55:54Z")

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> [@Hal Briston](#):
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> You mean [Acid Camels](http://www.sirblah.com/misc/anagram70.gif)? 🙂

**BWAAAAHAAAHAAAHAAAHAAAHAAA!!!** That is just too daaaay-ummm funny!

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**Author:** ![kidchameleon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@kidchameleon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidchameleon)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2005, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/173 "2005-07-25T23:12:59Z")

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Sweet! I liked His Dead Clay the best, though. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2005, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/174 "2005-07-25T23:15:49Z")

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> [@neofishboy](#):
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> [Yvonne DeCarlo](http://the-reelgillman.com/munsters/lily/)

:eek: Yvonne DeCarlo has had her way with me!

Like I said, fantastic. 🆒

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**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2005, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/175 "2005-07-26T01:01:53Z")

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> [@nivlac](#):
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> **AF Goddess** ,
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> Mucho gracias for Celeb Anvil !!! I have to put that on my all my business cards!

No problemlo! Want me to email you a higher-quality version?

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**Author:** ![Coil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Coil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coil)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2005, 10:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/176 "2005-07-26T10:44:44Z")

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My real name gives me:  
Great Randomness or Random Greatness

My daughter’s name becomes Ion Gas Monster.

Think you could do anything with those AFG? Please. 😃

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2005, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/177 "2005-07-26T12:17:44Z")

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> [@Coil](#):
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> My real name gives me:  
> Great Randomness or Random Greatness
> 
> My daughter’s name becomes Ion Gas Monster.
> 
> Think you could do anything with those AFG? Please. 😃

Ion Gas Monster **must** be done.

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2005, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/178 "2005-07-26T18:10:38Z")

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[New 'Toons!](http://www.sirblah.com/misc/SDMBrealnameanagrams.htm)  
Now available for your viewing pleasure:

\*\* A HORRENDOUSLY LIKEABLE TOE  
ARCHANGEL TOILET REST  
ZEBRA THAI RELISH  
E.T. HIT MY CARS!  
BRUTALIZE ALIEN LETCH  
ICE DR. SKINK  
TALL, EERIE ARACHNID\*\*

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**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2005, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/179 "2005-07-26T20:10:45Z")

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Oh my! It is horrendous and apparently likable. Thanks for my toe, Mistress Amazing!

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**Author:** ![sWitchazel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@sWitchazel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sWitchazel)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2005, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-cartoons-part-ii-your-real-name/312690/180 "2005-07-26T20:46:58Z")

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If you please, I’d very much like one done for me.

BRIT SKIN WORN  
BRIT KIN SWORN  
BRINK OR TWINS  
IRK TWINS BORN  
RIB STINK WORN  
RINK TWINS ROB

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