# Anagram your name

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-your-name/164262>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 26, 2003, 9:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-your-name/164262 "2003-03-26T09:20:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![auntie\_em](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@auntie\_em](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/auntie_em)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2003, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-your-name/164262/21 "2003-03-26T15:39:11Z")

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Well, with just my first and last names, I am **a black wall drench** or, if you prefer, **a bland clark welch**. If you throw in my middle name, I become **a bacchanal klan wall nerd** , or perhaps **a bandana clank crawl hell**.

I like it.

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**Author:** ![dwc1970](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a183cd/32.png) [@dwc1970](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dwc1970)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2003, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-your-name/164262/22 "2003-03-26T15:42:54Z")

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The only anagram I ever worked out on my own (without the aid of a computer) that sort of makes any sense from my first and last name is BINARY CLOSED. Using the anagrammer in the link provided by **Early Out** I added my middle name and came up with a few more that, with a stretch, made some sense. The most notable one I saw in the list was A CAB SOILED REY WYNN.

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**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2003, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-your-name/164262/23 "2003-03-26T15:49:40Z")

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Real Name:  
A Rebel R.O.T.C. Op  
Pole Brace Rot  
Cobalt Ore Rep  
Cobra Lee Port  
Crab Tree Polo  
PC Tool Bearer  
Portable Core

Screen Name:  
A Ghastlier Ton  
A Relating Host  
A Long Tea Shirt  
A Teat Girl Nosh  
A Hag lets in Rot  
Ernst A. Goliath

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**Author:** ![CuriousCanuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d2c977/32.png) [@CuriousCanuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CuriousCanuck)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2003, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-your-name/164262/24 "2003-03-26T15:50:11Z")

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**Wingy Jar Hamster** - Apparently I am the reason the boards go down…

**Marrying the Jaws** - I’m not letting anyone talented enough to be called “Jaws” get away. How YOU doin’? 😉

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**Author:** ![Gundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b782af/32.png) [@Gundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gundy)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2003, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-your-name/164262/25 "2003-03-26T15:59:18Z")

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A Censured Groin  
A Seducer Grin On  
A Cues Dong Err In

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**Author:** ![Briny\_Deep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/briny_deep/32/17188_2.png) [@Briny\_Deep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Briny_Deep)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2003, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-your-name/164262/26 "2003-03-26T17:20:49Z")

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Obviously, I need to apply to be a moderator:  
ANAL SNARL MOD

We also have:  
DROLL NASA MAN

and in the overly-appropriate category:  
SNARL-MOAN LAD

and strictly in the " :eek: " category:

ALLAN’S MAN ROD  
SARAN MAN-DOLL  
ANAL MAN’S LORD

I seriously need to change my name or something.

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**Author:** ![greyseal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bbe5ce/32.png) [@greyseal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/greyseal)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2003, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-your-name/164262/27 "2003-03-26T17:31:42Z")

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AMERICA MILCH FEEDS JERK

AMERICA MICK JED HERSELF

and my current fave:  
CARAMEL? HECK, DIE, SERF JIM!

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**Author:** ![\_Deep\_F\_ied](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/7cd45c/32.png) [@\_Deep\_F\_ied](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Deep_F_ied)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2003, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-your-name/164262/28 "2003-03-26T17:39:57Z")

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A BOLTER REBORN  
A NOBBLE TERROR (I think I will use this one! even if “noble” is wrong.)  
RABBLE EN ROTOR  
BARBER TOE LORN  
ENABLER ORB ROT

and my Islamic name: ART BONER ORB EL

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**Author:** ![Jessity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c67d28/32.png) [@Jessity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jessity)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2003, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-your-name/164262/29 "2003-03-26T17:59:51Z")

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Using my full name, I get. . .  
**Isaac Rodeo Jews**  
**A Ac Ride Jess Woo**  
**A Jaws Iced Oreos**

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**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2003, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-your-name/164262/30 "2003-03-26T18:39:15Z")

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Hmm…

**Kipper wins a jacket**  
**Japan’s wicket piker**  
**Jackie, swank tipper**  
**Jacket warps pinkie**

Or without my middle name:

**Pepsi knitwear**

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**Author:** ![Brave\_Sir\_Robin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a183cd/32.png) [@Brave\_Sir\_Robin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brave_Sir_Robin)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2003, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-your-name/164262/31 "2003-03-26T19:01:32Z")

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My full name returns:  
Skills in pub area

I kind of like it!

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**Author:** ![cichlidiot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f9b8f/32.png) [@cichlidiot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cichlidiot)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2003, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-your-name/164262/32 "2003-03-26T21:04:03Z")

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I was thinking acrostic rather than anagram when I first opened this. I always liked my acrostic, although a teacher sent it back to me with a “try again” written in the margin. Having Eaten All The Hamburgers, Ernie Ruptured.

From the link above, quite a few funny ones, but not a lot of sense.

bather we horn  
a hebrew thorn  
earthborn hew

**spooje** gets my vote.😃

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**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2003, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-your-name/164262/33 "2003-03-26T21:22:09Z")

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Oh my God, I have found the only anagram really worth sharing:  
**ANSWER DYKE**.

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**Author:** ![raz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@raz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raz)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2003, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-your-name/164262/34 "2003-03-26T21:47:30Z")

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I have **RICKEY MOANS** :eek:

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**Author:** ![catnoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@catnoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/catnoe)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2003, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-your-name/164262/35 "2003-03-26T21:54:40Z")

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**Full name**  
_ **Try a cannon hen** _ - wonder if Perdue is interested.  
_ **A canny net horn** _ - haven’t heard of this instrument  
_ **Non anarchy net** _ - website for the anal retentive

**Drop the middle name**  
_ **Chant on rye** _ - just liked it  
_ **Canny other** _ - my split personality  
_ **Ten Horn Cay** _ - if I can’t retire to Italy, this will do

**Post name**  
_ **at once** _ - I said NOW!  
_ **one cat** _ - too easy

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**Author:** ![auntie\_em](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@auntie\_em](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/auntie_em)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2003, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-your-name/164262/36 "2003-03-26T21:57:10Z")

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I can’t stop doing this! My mother is A LEWD BLACK LENIN. :eek:

Love,

I ATE MENU. 😉

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**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2003, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-your-name/164262/37 "2003-03-26T21:58:48Z")

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A CAB WHILE PENN

Whatever the hell that means.

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**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2003, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-your-name/164262/38 "2003-03-26T22:03:49Z")

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**Post name**

Screamer Nun  
(popular with the preists?)

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**Author:** ![Copper\_moon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecc23a/32.png) [@Copper\_moon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Copper_moon)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2003, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-your-name/164262/39 "2003-03-26T22:35:21Z")

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**ANAL PALM HEN**

**A LAPP MANN, EH?**

Okay I did these myself but I like em better than what the link gave me.

Sincerely,  
**HELP, ANAL MAN**

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**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2003, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-your-name/164262/40 "2003-03-26T22:41:52Z")

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Well,  
Tippsy Sheep Dabbler,  
Steeply Barbed Hips,  
Pebbly Pies Trashed  
[Internet Anagram Server](http://http://www.wordsmith.org/anagram/index.html)

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