# Anagram your name

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-your-name/164262>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 26, 2003, 9:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-your-name/164262 "2003-03-26T09:20:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 3

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Teaira](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/9d8465/32.png) [@Teaira](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Teaira)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2003, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-your-name/164262/41 "2003-03-26T23:38:13Z")

</div>

For my real name…

-A VALIANTLY AN ASS-

Urm. Alright then.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Astralbovine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ce7236/32.png) [@Astralbovine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astralbovine)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-your-name/164262/42 "2003-03-27T00:09:28Z")

</div>

Hi. **I’m Kerry Enema.**

My name forms an anagram that includes the best last name I’ve ever heard.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Daowajan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@Daowajan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daowajan)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-your-name/164262/43 "2003-03-27T00:12:42Z")

</div>

real name:

HEARKEN INSOLENT - Coool.  
HELENA STROKE INN - Wow. Seedy massage parlor, anyone?  
RHINESTONE ANKLE - This actually would be a good band name.  
SHANNON TREELIKE - no, my real name’s not Shannon

SDMB name - A JOANWAD. I don’t know what that is, but it sounds bad.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![hocow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hocow/32/4112_2.png) [@hocow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hocow)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-your-name/164262/44 "2003-03-27T00:24:08Z")

</div>

My faves:

**ASKS RANT LICK DRY**

**ASK RAT CLINK DRYS**

**ARK ANT SLICKS DRY**

**SAD RANKLY TRICKS**

**A KLAN CYST DR RISK**

:dubious:

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-your-name/164262/45 "2003-03-27T00:27:04Z")

</div>

First and last.

Nightmare Trek: Now that gives me hope for the future.  
Treating Khmer: Well being a doctor in that region might be a nightmare trek.  
Irk the Garment: just sounds cool.  
Anger Khmer tit:  
Kim the Granter: must be a relation of Tim the Enchanter.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-your-name/164262/46 "2003-03-27T00:33:51Z")

</div>

My SDMB name gives no anagrams. Kinda sad…☹

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![sleestak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/919ad9/32.png) [@sleestak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sleestak)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-your-name/164262/47 "2003-03-27T01:41:01Z")

</div>

My favorites  
\*\*  
ARCHING ELDER  
ACNE HERD GIRL  
CHAGRIN ELDER  
GARLIC NERD EH  
ENLARGED RICH \<—Wow, now I know what to put in my personal ad.  
LACED HERRING  
GRAND LECHER I  
\*\*

Slee

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-your-name/164262/48 "2003-03-27T01:55:22Z")

</div>

My real name produces extremely long lists of anagrams, but a few good ones are  
**FELTCH WANK ENEMA ARIA**  
**FELTCH A WEAK ARMENIAN**  
**FAITH MANACLE WAKENER**  
**ANAL KITCHENWARE FAME**

CHEERS, BIPPY

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-your-name/164262/49 "2003-03-27T01:58:15Z")

</div>

My username anagrams to FOUL AGONIES. My real name is NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![drafty\_de](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a6a055/32.png) [@drafty\_de](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drafty_de)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-your-name/164262/50 "2003-03-27T02:05:27Z")

</div>

Tried a friends name, it came up

A Homo Pirate

I showed him the print out.

He promplty asked me to destroy it and demanded I not tell a soul

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![drafty\_de](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a6a055/32.png) [@drafty\_de](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drafty_de)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-your-name/164262/51 "2003-03-27T02:24:31Z")

</div>

my full name produces;

NINE BILLARDS ALE - (Rack-em-up, Sharky)

NINE BALL IS LARD - (Almost 2 cool pool references, dammit!)

and

A BAD SILLIER LENIN - (wasn’t the good goofy Lenin enough for ya?)  
among many many others, a list too long to submit

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Zoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a4c791/32.png) [@Zoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoe)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-your-name/164262/52 "2003-03-27T02:58:01Z")

</div>

oze ☹

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-your-name/164262/53 "2003-03-27T03:21:25Z")

</div>

Just a thought…can anyone reverse-anagram the replies and derive the real names?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![FabioClone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5f8ce5/32.png) [@FabioClone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FabioClone)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-your-name/164262/54 "2003-03-27T03:32:23Z")

</div>

Hmm. My screenname becomes  
**BAN ICE FOOL** - my hatred towards Vanilla Ice is revealed at last

**A COBOL FINE** - yes, I can program in COBOL. And it is fine.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Briny\_Deep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/briny_deep/32/17188_2.png) [@Briny\_Deep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Briny_Deep)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-your-name/164262/55 "2003-03-27T04:15:43Z")

</div>

> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by Enola Straight \*  
> \*\*Just a thought…can anyone reverse-anagram the replies and derive the real names? \*\*

Some of us have been hard at work at this already. :eek:

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-your-name/164262/56 "2003-03-27T04:35:55Z")

</div>

> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by Enola Straight \*  
> \*\*Just a thought…can anyone reverse-anagram the replies and derive the real names? \*\*

It’s not very easy. I’m still not posting my name anagrams, however, because I’m utterly convinced now that my name would be figured out quite quickly.

I thereby state that my only anagram is lle. (That’s not a word anyway, and **ell** is already a poster here.)

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-your-name/164262/57 "2003-03-27T04:45:46Z")

</div>

A ARAB BEN LOT PURR

:eek:

Tripler  
I am _NOT_ a terrorist.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![CrazyCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@CrazyCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrazyCatLady)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-your-name/164262/58 "2003-03-27T07:44:41Z")

</div>

A SPARTA MAP  
PAPA AM STAR  
ASP AM APART

or with my screen name

LAZY CAT CRY AD

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![it\_sjustme](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/da6949/32.png) [@it\_sjustme](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/it_sjustme)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 8:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-your-name/164262/59 "2003-03-27T08:02:15Z")

</div>

A granular bang (is this something like Classical Gas?)

A rural gang ban (those damn rural gangs!)

Run, Alan Ragbag! (with a name like that, he’d better run!)

Gala grab an run (a looter’s free for all in Beverly Hills)

Anal bar gag run :eek:

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Shadez](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/90ced4/32.png) [@Shadez](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadez)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 8:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-your-name/164262/60 "2003-03-27T08:29:23Z")

</div>

Apparently I’m a **heroic clan kin** ; however, they tell me I can’t live with them because the **heroic lack inn**. I’m also a **Neon chick liar** …

/Shadez

[Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-your-name/164262.md?page=2)

[Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-your-name/164262.md?page=4)
