# Anagram your name **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 26, 2003, 9:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-your-name/164262 "2003-03-26T09:20:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Xerxes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/d2c977/32.png) [@Xerxes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xerxes)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-your-name/164262/61 "2003-03-27T13:50:32Z")
_adding the occasional apostrophe etc…_ Well, I’m apparently **A Chinese girl’s ho** , possibly the same ho with the strange skin condition - **Her acne sighs oil**. Anyway, I seem to have strange tastes at breakfast, viz; **hosing his cereal** , before heading out to work at what must be the world’s only **garlic shoe shine**. Still, it brings in the $$, so at the end of the day I’m able to **ogle shinier cash** before pursuing more adult activities (next day’s headline… **“He’s in orgie clash”** ). Too bad I wasn’t able to work in my favourite - **elegiac hiss horn** , which strangely reminded me of **homer’s** wonderful _mackdonna handheld shoehorn butterhorse_ in the unmissable [I just ate 3 mushrooms](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?&threadid=38764) thread. ---
**Author:** ![curly\_chick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ba0ec/32.png) [@curly\_chick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/curly_chick)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-your-name/164262/62 "2003-03-27T14:27:48Z")
My name doesn’t anagram into anything particularly startling, but I while ago went out with a guy and in an afternoon loved up-ness, I doodled about and came up with an anagram of his name: **A Carnal Wish** Which of course, he was, at the time. If he had any decency at all, he would change his name by deed poll now, so that the Anagram Department in the offices of the Trades Description Act doesn’t prosecute him! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-your-name/164262/63 "2003-03-27T16:09:25Z")
Cecil Adams, **is** a **Mecca lad** who owns **acid camels** and **led** a **CIA scam**. But he was cool and like **a clam dices** with death in the **Dacca slime**. ---
**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-your-name/164262/64 "2003-03-27T17:20:33Z")
Well let’s see… I am a **Wry Maniac** , a **Wary Manic** , and **I Warn YMCA** , although I’m really not sure what I should warn them about! But in a race my **Car May Win** , because I really am a **Manic Awry**. Great game! ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2003, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-your-name/164262/65 "2003-03-28T05:58:03Z")
Thanks to the anagram site, I just discovered that **Cecil Adams** is an anagram of a **CIA-LED SCAM.** :eek: Or also **ACID MESCAL A CAMEL DISC A MECCA SLID ACID CAMELS and ED ZOTTI** (I’m not sure how the heck the engine came up with that last one. There isn’t even a Z in Cecil Adams.) I also thought “that unperceived sky” would be a great name for a novel. ---
**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2003, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-your-name/164262/66 "2003-03-28T06:05:08Z")
From MOUTHBREATHER you can get: REHAB THE TUMOR and HEARTTHROB EMU 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2003, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-your-name/164262/67 "2003-03-28T06:07:00Z")
Oh dear: **GRAMS AM SNORT** ---
**Author:** ![Merla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9de0a6/32.png) [@Merla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merla)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2003, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-your-name/164262/68 "2003-03-28T06:25:27Z")
Anyone know any good sites to find these? Merla ---
**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2003, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-your-name/164262/69 "2003-03-28T06:27:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Early Out \* > \*\*Can’t work out the anagrams for yourself? Try [this site](http://www.wordsmith.org/anagram/). \*\* ---
**Author:** ![jackelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a6a055/32.png) [@jackelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackelope)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2003, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-your-name/164262/70 "2003-03-28T06:41:49Z")
**Rye, men: A mad spree!** ---
**Author:** ![Becky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c4cdca/32.png) [@Becky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Becky)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2003, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-your-name/164262/71 "2003-03-28T21:49:16Z")
I am **cheeky bomb**! ---
**Author:** ![modro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@modro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/modro)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-your-name/164262/72 "2003-03-29T00:56:35Z")
One of the anagrams for my name is **Odd Moron** So true, so true. ---
**Author:** ![modro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@modro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/modro)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-your-name/164262/73 "2003-03-29T01:12:53Z")
Apparently I am also privy to the occasional **Odd Romantic Pork** Adding my middle name made that more interesting 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Merla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9de0a6/32.png) [@Merla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merla)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-your-name/164262/74 "2003-03-29T03:45:46Z")
For my nickname and last name I got: HOTBED RUTH BUTT DR HE HO My full name: A BETROTH HELD UZI A HERB DIET OH LUTZ A BUTT HELD ZERO HI My other BBoard username: REALM EEL SET REAL EELS MET I think my brother’s is pretty revealing: TUB NERD HO Merla ---
**Author:** ![Palve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a698b9/32.png) [@Palve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Palve)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-your-name/164262/75 "2003-03-29T04:13:47Z")
My first name is an anagram of _evil_. I’ll just leave it at that. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-your-name/164262/76 "2003-03-29T04:19:18Z")
HIRE CBS? YUCK! ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-your-name/164262/77 "2003-03-29T07:22:52Z")
I get **A MIND STRONGLY** 🆒 That one had me **SNORTING MADLY** It looks like I’ll seduce a virgin: **LANDING MS TYRO** Or even a conservative Brit: **LANDING MS TORY** Even if they are **NOT MY DARLINGS** Then I commit adultery **GLAD IN MRS TONY** My first move would be to **AD TINGLY ON MRS** :eek: I just hope she doesn’t **STING MY RONALD** Because that would make my **MANLY ROD STING** Especially if her **TALONS GRIND MY…** (you know.) She must have been seduced by **MY SANDLOT GRIN** Or mabye because she heard me **SING TO MR. DYLAN** Or maybe she just fell for my **MANLY STRONG ID** If she’s nice, we could go off to **ORGY MINTS LAND** Where we would have lots of fun **TRYING ALMONDS** And if I’m lucky I could **SMARTLY DONG IN** I could invite her to **LAND ON MY GRITS** I bet she’d be **LANDING STORMY** If that’s the case, I’m sew out of luck **LOST MY DARNING** Then I screw it all up making a **DAMN LOSING TRY** She mocks my failure by **LARDING MY SNOT** To which I add **DANG MY NOSTRIL** And I proudly declare **GRANDLY I’M SNOT** To get back at her I **RANDOMLY STING** And when she leaves and I’m sad and alone, I **MADLY SNORT GIN** ---
**Author:** ![MysteryFellow63427](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e4f/32.png) [@MysteryFellow63427](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysteryFellow63427)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 8:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-your-name/164262/78 "2003-03-29T08:02:00Z")
So I get dragged into the IRS office for an audit, and find myself sitting on the wrong side of the desk in some **cruel toad axe** ’s office. Sensing my nervousness, he jams a bowl filled with some kind of repulsive grass flavored candy in my face and shouts at me “ **O relax, eat cud!** ” This **loud, ace taxer** is just trying to put me off my guard, I think. As soon as I eat that candy he’s going to ask me if **Taco Ax Dueler** is my _real_ occupation. I decline the candy, but he goes right in for the kill, asking me if my reported income is only $15,675, how can I afford to be wearing **a tux? Real clod** , this fellow! “And surely you must have made more than $430 from sales of your mortuary beauty compound **‘D.O.A. Latex Cure’**?” asks my **exacter, aloud**. Finally cracking under the pressure, I scream “ **EAT CODEX, RAUL!** ” and beat his face into a bloody pulp with the hardbound Code of Hammurabi I keep in my back pocket. I was acquitted of murder in court (justifiable homicide, the jury said), but I went to prison anyway for my lesser crime: violation of **a tax code rule**. ---
**Author:** ![c\_carol](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e79b87/32.png) [@c\_carol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/c_carol)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-your-name/164262/79 "2003-03-29T16:38:07Z")
My board name isn’t very anagrammable, but my real first name gives some pretty good ones: Ethnic Sir Sin Thrice Nice Shirt! (my favorite) His Cretin Rice Thins I Rest Chin Itch Siren It’s Her!, Inc. Tic Shrine [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagram-your-name/164262.md?page=3)