# Anagrams! (of your name)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagrams-of-your-name/67488>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [June 4, 2001, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagrams-of-your-name/67488 "2001-06-04T05:16:21Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 12\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/earl_snake-hips_tucker/32/3269_2.png) [@Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_Snake-Hips_Tucker)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2001, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagrams-of-your-name/67488/41 "2001-06-06T03:15:10Z")

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My real first name and last name give the anagram **Inbred Jew Man**.:eek:

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**Author:** ![fish\_in\_the\_sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7ba0ec/32.png) [@fish\_in\_the\_sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fish_in_the_sky)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2001, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagrams-of-your-name/67488/42 "2001-06-06T03:27:05Z")

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From my real first, middle & last names:

**TRY A SLOW CARNAL MELEE**  
Always excellent advice.

**A CARNAL EYE WE’LL STORM**  
Isn’t this in the Bible somewhere?

**WE MET A SLY, CARNAL LORE**  
Sure, at [The Brunching Shuttlecocks](http://www.brunching.com)

**WE TROLL A RASCAL YEMEN**  
So Yemen better watch out!

**MY, A LONE LATERAL SCREW!**  
My, my…

**A TENSE, WRY, AMORAL CELL**  
Yeah, I hear prison’s like that…

**ELECT A WRY ANAL MORSEL**  
Well, _I_ didn’t vote for him, but I think we did…

**ANAL SCREW A MOLE, TYLER**  
On second thought, Tyler, maybe you shouldn’t.

**YOW, MERTL, CARNAL EASEL**  
Okay, I had to work on this one a little myself. See, there’s this girl I like whose last name is Mertl, and we’re both art students, AND I’ve just started a painting based on how I feel about her. It’s on my easel right now. I think this all must be a sign from the gods that me & her are soulmates, right?  
from my screen name:

**AIL CUNT**  
I find this Very Vaguely Creepy[sup]tm[/sup]

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**Author:** ![wayward](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a87d85/32.png) [@wayward](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wayward)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2001, 10:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagrams-of-your-name/67488/43 "2001-06-06T10:10:09Z")

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From my real name (1st and last)

A raw, wily lad, him.  
A laid law. Why rim?  
I’d mill a wary haw.

From my user name:

Check evil Ron.  
Cecil rev honk.  
Liven her cock. 😕  
Clever hick? No.  
Rich neck love.

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**Author:** ![SteveinSpain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@SteveinSpain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveinSpain)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2001, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagrams-of-your-name/67488/44 "2001-06-06T12:00:15Z")

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I CAN ETCH THY SPERM (how’s that for power).

My brother came up with

THE CREAM CRYPT (spooky ballbag)

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**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2001, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagrams-of-your-name/67488/45 "2001-06-06T12:02:50Z")

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“Ukulele Ike” = “No Anagrams Found.”

…just had to drop by to poop the party.

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**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2001, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagrams-of-your-name/67488/46 "2001-06-06T21:32:13Z")

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Before my fiancee and I started dating, I typed her name into an anagram generator, and came up with

“Say, is rent oral?”

Right then, I knew she was the one…

(Without even using the linked website, I notice that Giraffe spells “Fag Fire” and “Fife rag”. Huh.)

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**Author:** ![karalynne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a4c791/32.png) [@karalynne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/karalynne)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2001, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagrams-of-your-name/67488/47 "2001-06-07T07:37:45Z")

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From my full name there are a few that strike me as funny:

A RANKLE ENTRY URN, A RANKLE TERRY NUN, A RAKE RETURN LYNN, A RENTAL KERRY NUN, A NEAR ENTRY KNURL, A ERRANTRY ELK NUN,  
A REAR LENNY TRUNK

From my last name it came up with ‘err nut’…

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**Author:** ![The\_Bad\_Astronomer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f05b48/32.png) [@The\_Bad\_Astronomer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Bad_Astronomer)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2001, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagrams-of-your-name/67488/48 "2001-06-08T04:37:13Z")

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I have hands down the most appropriate anagram:

**THE BAD ASTRONOMER** —\> **MOON TRASH DEBATER**

For those not in the know, I have a web page debunking the recent Fox TV show that claims NASA faked the Apollo Moon landings. Go here for more: [http://www.badastronomy.com/bad/tv/foxapollo.html](http://www.badastronomy.com/bad/tv/foxapollo.html)

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**Author:** ![eunoia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eunoia/32/97_2.png) [@eunoia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eunoia)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2001, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagrams-of-your-name/67488/49 "2001-06-09T02:11:15Z")

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> \*Originally posted by bibliophage \*  
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> > \*Originally posted by eunoia \*  
> > \*\*No anagrams found.
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> IOU an _ **E** _ \*\*

Brilliant! Thanks.  
(I thought I remembered you from that rave in '86.)

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**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2001, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagrams-of-your-name/67488/50 "2001-06-09T03:58:23Z")

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\*\* Full name \*\*

hearty insane rear

\*\* First and last only \*\*

ashtray hair [sub]and I’m a smoker-how ironic [/sub]  
\*\* Username \*\*

No anagrams found

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**Author:** ![mega\_the\_roo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3da27b/32.png) [@mega\_the\_roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mega_the_roo)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2001, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagrams-of-your-name/67488/51 "2001-06-09T16:59:11Z")

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From my first, middle and last names:

A CHEROKEE LONG MY NUT

A HECKLE NEON GYM TOUR

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**Author:** ![whiterabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/cab0a1/32.png) [@whiterabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whiterabbit)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2001, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagrams-of-your-name/67488/52 "2001-06-09T17:08:42Z")

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Some of the zillions from my first and last name:

RANCID LECHER SHE  
CHARLES CRIED HEN  
CARNE LECHER DISH  
SCARE LICHEN HERD (I particularly like this one)  
DARN CECIL HE SHE  
ARSE DRENCH CHILE (yum yum)  
HASH CECIL RENDER  
IRAN SCREECH HELD  
AN CECIL SHRED HER

And my screen name:

BABE WHIR TIT  
BART BE WITH I

So, where IS Bart?

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