# Anagrams **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 2, 1999, 7:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagrams/11685 "1999-12-02T07:33:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 1999, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagrams/11685/21 "1999-12-02T19:31:00Z")
Yeah but if you used “The Dark Lord” instead you’d get, “Hard Old Trek.” * * * **Dopeler effect:** The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly. ---
**Author:** ![Spiritus\_Mundi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Spiritus\_Mundi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiritus_Mundi)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 1999, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagrams/11685/22 "1999-12-02T19:43:00Z")
IS MIND PURSUIT or IS IN RUM, STUPID * * * - The best lack all conviction The worst are full of passionate intensity. \* ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 1999, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagrams/11685/23 "1999-12-02T19:53:00Z")
Hey satan…if you use “old Scratch,” you get: SCALD TORCH STARCH CLOD COLD STARCH CHART SCOLD LARD SCOTCH * * * Live a Lush Life Da Chef ---
**Author:** ![Imthecowgodmoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@Imthecowgodmoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Imthecowgodmoo)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 1999, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagrams/11685/24 "1999-12-02T21:23:00Z")
Imthecowgodmoo… hmmm COED HOG? I’M TOM. OW! OH TIM, GO MOW CODE DOC, WEIGH MOM TOO! COMETH DOW, I’M GOO! WHO’D GO MOOT? MICE? CITE GOD WHOM MOO GOTHIC WOOD MEMO WITCH DO ME, GO MOO TOMMIE,CHOW GOOD * * * “I may be crazy, but at least I’m not as crazy as you.”-- Calvin and Hobbes (\_\_) `\/-------\ `| |-----| | …c.c…c.c… ---
**Author:** ![Alphagene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Alphagene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alphagene)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 1999, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagrams/11685/25 "1999-12-02T21:31:00Z")
A hep angel ---
**Author:** ![divemaster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/divemaster/32/78_2.png) [@divemaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/divemaster)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 1999, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagrams/11685/26 "1999-12-02T22:28:00Z")
divemaster: MADE VET SIR (yes, I did) SIDEARM VET (but I carried am M-16) MEAD STRIVE (but I don’t drink mead) DAME STRIVE (one dame in particular) ADVISE TERM (I suggest one semester) DAVE MET IRS (Dave lost house) STREAM DIVE (I’ve never tried a stream) SAM RIDE VET (not this Vet!) SAM TIED REV (since the Vet wouldn’t play) ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 1999, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagrams/11685/27 "1999-12-02T22:46:00Z")
“Soft hectic” I guess it beats “hard order”. ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 1999, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagrams/11685/28 "1999-12-02T22:47:00Z")
Oh… and the best one of all time: Mr. Mojo Risin’. ---
**Author:** ![Gundhilde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecc23a/32.png) [@Gundhilde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gundhilde)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 1999, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagrams/11685/29 "1999-12-03T01:13:00Z")
GLUED HIND I HELD DUNG GIN HUDDLE Interesting. Cowgod, thanks for my hysterical laugh of the day. * * * “Who controls the past controls the future; who controls the present controls the past.” --1984 ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 1999, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagrams/11685/30 "1999-12-03T04:09:00Z")
Kat: Tak? Akt?? _compares list to others and sighs_ * * * Your Official Cat Goddess since 10/20/99. “I get along well with everybody.” --I.M.F. ---
**Author:** ![Cabbage](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@Cabbage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cabbage)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 1999, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagrams/11685/31 "1999-12-03T04:19:00Z")
Adolf Hitler: Ha! I fed troll. Heil, old fart! ---
**Author:** ![ChrisCTP](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e36b37/32.png) [@ChrisCTP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisCTP)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 1999, 9:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagrams/11685/32 "1999-12-03T09:07:00Z")
My real name (Christina Dawn) rearranges to say “Sandwich Train.” * * * “…all the prettiest girls live in Des Moines…” –Jack Kerouac, _On the Road_ ---
**Author:** ![Erroneous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/71c47a/32.png) [@Erroneous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Erroneous)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 1999, 9:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagrams/11685/33 "1999-12-03T09:46:00Z")
I think I’ve seen the same list as the one in the OP, but it included one more: President Clinton of the USA = To copulate, he finds interns. ---
**Author:** ![BurnMeUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@BurnMeUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BurnMeUp)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 1999, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagrams/11685/34 "1999-12-03T15:04:00Z")
Pub Run 'Em Pun Rub Me Rum Up Ben Unburp Me * * * How do you like that! And without so much as a “Kiss my foot” or “Have an apple”! ---
**Author:** ![Neobican](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Neobican](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neobican)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 1999, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagrams/11685/35 "1999-12-03T15:25:00Z")
Was just reading the cartoon thread, got me thinking… Fred, Daphne, Velma DAMP VAN FLED HERE (teenagers…) DAMP VAN FRED HEEL (Fred not good enough?) FRED EVEN HAD PALM (probably because he was called a heel) FRED HE DAMP NAVEL (wah ha ha) AH DAMP NEVER FLED (jeez, ever hear of a towel?) DARN VAMP FED HEEL (make your own visual) DARN VAMP HE’D FEEL (woo hoo!) DARN VAMP HELD FEE (say what?? git outa my van!) FRED HAVE MEN LAPD (have you no shame Fred? a whole police force?} FEAR VAMP HELD END (better pay up Fred) VAMP HEAL FRED END (looks like Fred paid) I knew it all the time, anagrams never lie. ---
**Author:** ![Fretful\_Porpentine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fretful_porpentine/32/2873_2.png) [@Fretful\_Porpentine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fretful_Porpentine)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 1999, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagrams/11685/36 "1999-12-03T16:03:00Z")
REPLETE PONTIFF URN ROTTEN LEPER PUFFIN … and about 5,000 others I won’t bother to list. * * * I haven’t lost my virginity. I remember exactly where I left it. ---
**Author:** ![putrid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e5b9ba/32.png) [@putrid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/putrid)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 1999, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagrams/11685/37 "1999-12-03T17:34:00Z")
Andy Kaufman = a mad fun Yank Ronald Reagan = darn near goal refridgerator = fret or dare rig, raid for regret Los Angeles = gall seen so New York City = worn yet icky ----- Up Dirt ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 1999, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagrams/11685/38 "1999-12-03T17:42:00Z")
Ukulele Ike = Goodness. I don’t know where to start. Seriously, my user name looks the letters I usually draw in Scrabble. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 1999, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagrams/11685/39 "1999-12-04T06:48:00Z")
Theres a snark in my name! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![putrid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e5b9ba/32.png) [@putrid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/putrid)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 1999, 11:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagrams/11685/40 "1999-12-04T11:19:00Z")
computer = cute romp Nine Inch Nails = chain linen sin Garth Brooks = bark hogs rot Straight Dope = the dog rapist, goatherd spit, distort gap eh?, ah dig protest, egotist had p.r., go depart shit [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagrams/11685.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anagrams/11685.md?page=3)