# Anal bleaching: Have you? Would you? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [December 2, 2009, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-bleaching-have-you-would-you/519775 "2009-12-02T23:47:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2009, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-bleaching-have-you-would-you/519775/81 "2009-12-03T23:10:41Z")
> [@Shodan](#): > > What if bleach chemically interacts with Astro-glide, and there is fizzing and explosions? Don’t be silly. Bleach wouldn’t have any bad interactions with Astroglide. You do have to watch out for those ammonia-based lubes, however. ---
**Author:** ![G0sp3l](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c68b51/32.png) [@G0sp3l](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G0sp3l)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-bleaching-have-you-would-you/519775/82 "2009-12-04T00:04:22Z")
> [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](#): > > While I have no plans to bleach myself, I must say it’d brighten my day if more of the brown eyes I had to look at were less brown. > > But I’d settle for fewer leaky ones. I don’t know you or anything about you, and please don’t take this the wrong way, but right now I’m glad I’m NOT you. ---
**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-bleaching-have-you-would-you/519775/83 "2009-12-04T00:11:22Z")
Now that I made the mistake of posting in this thread, I have to unsubscribe, lest somebody be looking over my shoulder when I’m checking my email, and see the screaming subject line “ANAL BLEACHING!!!” ---
**Author:** ![Broomstick](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/broomstick/32/246_2.png) [@Broomstick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broomstick)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-bleaching-have-you-would-you/519775/84 "2009-12-04T01:18:25Z")
> [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](#): > > Sorry, but every time I do that, someone gets uptight about me “violating confidentiality”. Even though I don’t. Well… _:::stamps foot:::_… they’re just POOPY HEADS! Ignore them! Anecdotes, please! > [@](#): > > But I’d settle for fewer leaky ones. Leaky…? Dare I ask why? ---
**Author:** ![Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce7236/32.png) [@Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mona_Lisa_Simpson)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-bleaching-have-you-would-you/519775/85 "2009-12-04T01:30:54Z")
> [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](#): > > While I have no plans to bleach myself, I must say it’d brighten my day if more of the brown eyes I had to look at were less brown. > > But I’d settle for fewer leaky ones. This. As a geriatric nurse, 1000 times this. Next question, why do some peoples pubic hair stay black or blonde or red or whatever colour well into old age ?(I’ve got 90 year olds who are snowy white on top, but not a single grey hair down below) ---
**Author:** ![Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce7236/32.png) [@Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mona_Lisa_Simpson)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-bleaching-have-you-would-you/519775/86 "2009-12-04T01:32:58Z")
double post and still the coding messed up ---
**Author:** ![Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce7236/32.png) [@Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mona_Lisa_Simpson)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-bleaching-have-you-would-you/519775/87 "2009-12-04T01:35:14Z")
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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-bleaching-have-you-would-you/519775/88 "2009-12-04T02:15:51Z")
> [@Green\_Bean](#): > > Thanks for this thread. Because without it, I may never have found the site linked to in the anal bleaching site: [www.shopinprivate.com](http://www.shopinprivate.com) It’s great fun! How could you not love a site that has categories like “Embarrassing Ailments” and “Strange Products?” Holy shit, someone should start a thread on this site! [Liquid Virgin Drops](http://www.shopinprivate.com/liqvirdropyo.html)?!?! **Qadgop** , no one got upset over the urethra stuffers thread. And you could always put a disclaimer about names changed to protect the innocent and how NO LAWS HAVE BEEN BROKEN and such. Pretty please? ---
**Author:** ![Rack-a-Bones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rack-a-Bones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rack-a-Bones)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-bleaching-have-you-would-you/519775/89 "2009-12-04T02:36:04Z")
> [@Sigmagirl](#): > > I just keep hearing that English woman on the Cheer detergent commercial telling me to fight the Dingies. My mind went to Vanessa Branch (the Orbit gum girl) grinning and saying “Fabulous!” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tooth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c67d28/32.png) [@The\_Tooth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tooth)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-bleaching-have-you-would-you/519775/90 "2009-12-04T02:44:54Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > Ya know, I’ll bet you could modify one of those Crest White Strips for anal use!:eek: I figure Kotex is the brand to capitalize on this; they’re halfway there already. But seriously (or marginally less stupidly) folks, the first thing I thought of upon reading the phrase “anal bleaching” was that bleach is slippery and this had something to do with sodomy. ---
**Author:** ![Maiira](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Maiira](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maiira)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-bleaching-have-you-would-you/519775/91 "2009-12-04T03:05:55Z")
> [@Freudian\_Slit](#): > > If you’re looking straight up into my anus and thinking, “Wow this is hot, but if only if were a little lighter,” then I’m going to projectile poop in your face. > > That is all. Brb, loling forever. ---
**Author:** ![Aji\_de\_Gallina](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aji_de_gallina/32/260_2.png) [@Aji\_de\_Gallina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aji_de_Gallina)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-bleaching-have-you-would-you/519775/92 "2009-12-04T03:48:55Z")
Anal bleaching and Virgin drops, what’s next? nipple circumcision? …and how do I get these disturbing images off my head!!! ETA: A comment from the Virgin Drops place “This seemed to erase perhaps 50 of the men I’ve slept with. I think I need something stronger”. ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-bleaching-have-you-would-you/519775/93 "2009-12-04T04:03:35Z")
> [@Chimera](#): > > Next up, dyeing your anus different colors. > > I’ll go with a really bright shade of blue. “I didn’t know you were bluish.” –anyway– From now on I’ll chuckle every time I hear some Chicago Cubs fans referred to as “Beacher Bums.” ---
**Author:** ![G0sp3l](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c68b51/32.png) [@G0sp3l](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G0sp3l)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-bleaching-have-you-would-you/519775/94 "2009-12-04T04:09:25Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > **Qadgop** , no one got upset over the urethra stuffers thread. Speak for yourself, that thread gave me nightmares. ---
**Author:** ![ShelliBean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f9ae1b/32.png) [@ShelliBean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShelliBean)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-bleaching-have-you-would-you/519775/95 "2009-12-04T05:01:54Z")
OK, I’m going to just say it. Yes, I have a friend who does it and I wanted to do it too. When you wax everything off some things just jump out at you. It kind of becomes a constant adjustment for perfection. And I have a bottle of Liquid Virgin. You may proceed with the laughing and pointing now. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-bleaching-have-you-would-you/519775.md?page=4)