# Anal Jihad **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 20, 2014, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-jihad/693612 "2014-07-20T17:56:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2014, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-jihad/693612/21 "2014-07-21T07:00:49Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > It sounds like the name of some low-budget porno. True, but then prefacing just about any word combination with the word “Anal” produces the title of some low-budget porno : Anal Street. Anal Sword. Anal Chess. Anal Chrysler Building. I rest my case 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2014, 8:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-jihad/693612/22 "2014-07-21T08:24:09Z")
> [@Kobal2](#): > > Well, it’s certainly one step better than Anal Blitzkrieg. But maybe we oughta declare an Anal Crusade in retaliation, just in case. Nah, this is the 21st Century. We’ll declare “Operation Anal Freedom.” ---
**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2014, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-jihad/693612/23 "2014-07-21T11:46:31Z")
Band name? d & r ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2014, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-jihad/693612/24 "2014-07-21T13:58:54Z")
> [@JKellyMap](#): > > Band name? > > d & r No, **brand** name. New! Anal Jihad Colon Cleanser! Wipes out that ‘inner struggle’! ---
**Author:** ![Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a587f6/32.png) [@Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freddy_the_Pig)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2014, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-jihad/693612/25 "2014-07-21T14:24:16Z")
I’m _very_ anal about my jihad. As one should be. When you’re half-assed about jihad, you get stuff like that idiot on the airplane that set his underwear on fire. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2014, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-jihad/693612/26 "2014-07-21T14:29:49Z")
Anal Jihad? _Allah Snackbar!_ ---
**Author:** ![yanceylebeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yanceylebeef/32/12290_2.png) [@yanceylebeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yanceylebeef)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2014, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-jihad/693612/27 "2014-07-21T15:29:13Z")
I saw Anal Jihad open for Turbo Negro in '93. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2014, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-jihad/693612/28 "2014-07-21T15:30:34Z")
Yeah, but nobody else did. And you _were_ warned about the brown acid. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2014, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-jihad/693612/29 "2014-07-21T15:35:36Z")
> [@lieu](#): > > Anal Jihad? > > _Allah Snackbar!_ try the peanuts ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2014, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-jihad/693612/30 "2014-07-21T15:46:41Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > try the peanuts No peanuts, just corn. ---
**Author:** ![ANT\_Pogo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/919ad9/32.png) [@ANT\_Pogo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ANT_Pogo)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2014, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-jihad/693612/31 "2014-07-21T16:21:01Z")
> [@blindboyard](#): > > Maybe the opposition to the Anal Jihad? No, that’s par for the course with Islamists. Er, the opposition to the “Anal Jihad” isn’t coming from the Islamists…the preacher being quoted, Mazhar Shahin, is the one accusing the _Islamists_ (specifically the [Muslim Brotherhood](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muslim_brotherhood)) of carrying out the “Anal Jihad”. And given Shahin’s long-standing animosity towards the Brotherhood (he was briefly suspended from his position at the Omar Makram Mosque last year for railing against Brotherhood control of the Egyptian government and religious establishment shortly before the army coup that ousted the Brotherhood from power, and earlier this year advised husbands to divorce their wives if their wives were discovered to be Brotherhood supporters), combined with the rather vague nature and purpose of the purported fatwa permitting “Anal Jihad”, I’m pretty sure he’s not actually basing his accusation on firsthand knowledge of some new pro-sodomy jihadi campaign being promoted by the Muslim Brotherhood, but is merely repeating a somewhat garbled version of [this old Internet hoax story](http://www.loonwatch.com/2012/07/sodomy-for-jihad-or-islamophobic-hoax/) from a couple of years ago. ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2014, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-jihad/693612/32 "2014-07-21T18:15:44Z")
Their butt, for the grace of God, go I. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2014, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-jihad/693612/33 "2014-07-21T18:37:15Z")
Isladomists? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2014, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-jihad/693612/34 "2014-07-22T07:30:14Z")
It should go without saying that we gay people don’t want them any more than you guys do. ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2014, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-jihad/693612/35 "2014-07-22T13:22:49Z")
I thought this was going to about Jihadist pedants. I’m not sure how to react. But butt-sex can be kind of funny. ---
**Author:** ![Not\_Carlson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bc79bd/32.png) [@Not\_Carlson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Not_Carlson)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2014, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-jihad/693612/36 "2014-07-22T13:43:08Z")
> [@blindboyard](#): > > [Egypt: Muslim Brotherhood Clerics Sanction 'Anal Jihad' for Lonely Militants Fighting Far From Their Wives | IBTimes UK](http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/egypt-muslim-brotherhood-clerics-sanction-anal-jihad-lonely-militants-fighting-far-their-1457242) > > I don’t mind homosexuality, . . . As what? An occasional get-together activity with neighbours? A way to pass the time when you’re waiting for the bus? Something that the Mrs. drags you along to for cultural refinement when you’d rather be watching football at the pub? ---
**Author:** ![robert\_columbia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@robert\_columbia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robert_columbia)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2014, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-jihad/693612/37 "2014-07-23T14:06:47Z")
> [@BrainGlutton](#): > > It involves deep-penetration strikes. I always thought that the Middle East was sort of a dark place - the rear-end of modern civilization. If it wasn’t for the support of the Assahola of Iran they would be even worse off than they are. ---
**Author:** ![robert\_columbia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@robert\_columbia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robert_columbia)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2014, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-jihad/693612/38 "2014-07-23T15:50:57Z")
> [@Alessan](#): > > Nah, this is the 21st Century. We’ll declare “Operation Anal Freedom.” And then send them to the gas chamber. ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2014, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-jihad/693612/39 "2014-07-23T18:14:55Z")
True fact: All the Shi’ites in Djibouti live around Lake Assal! ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2014, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-jihad/693612/40 "2014-07-23T20:51:40Z")
> [@Kobal2](#): > > Well, it’s certainly one step better than Anal Blitzkrieg. But maybe we oughta declare an Anal Crusade in retaliation, just in case. And yet a shade less complex than Anal Stürm Und Drang. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-jihad/693612.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-jihad/693612.md?page=3)