# Anal Jihad **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 20, 2014, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-jihad/693612 "2014-07-20T17:56:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2014, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-jihad/693612/41 "2014-07-23T21:06:29Z")
> [@Freddy\_the\_Pig](#): > > I’m _very_ anal about my jihad. As one should be. When you’re half-assed about jihad, you get stuff like that idiot on the airplane that set his underwear on fire. Half-assed anal jihad? What kind of plug do they use? [Insert _Butthole Surfers_ joke here.] ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2014, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-jihad/693612/42 "2014-07-24T05:59:18Z")
> [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > Half-assed anal jihad? What kind of plug do they use? You had to ask [You just _had_ to ask](http://divine-interventions.com/religioustoys.php) (NSFP) ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2014, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-jihad/693612/43 "2014-07-24T11:05:09Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > You had to ask > > [You just _had_ to ask](http://divine-interventions.com/religioustoys.php) (NSFP) Just can’t be. For a half-assed anal jihad, you need a half-butt-plug. Jesus is a butt plug and a half, at least. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Pig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c57346/32.png) [@Little\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Pig)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2014, 8:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-jihad/693612/44 "2014-07-25T08:14:36Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > Anal Jihad? Is that Jello Biafra’s new band? Appears they are into both “Give Me Convenience AND Give Me Death.” ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2014, 8:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-jihad/693612/45 "2014-07-26T08:32:32Z")
> [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > Just can’t be. For a half-assed anal jihad, you need a half-butt-plug. Jesus is a butt plug and a half, at least. Scroll down to the Baby Jesus butt plug. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2014, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-jihad/693612/46 "2014-07-26T18:23:38Z")
> [@BrainGlutton](#): > > True fact: All the Shi’ites in Djibouti live around Lake Assal! I just want to take a moment to commend all the Dopers who resisted the urge to a “Djibouti call” pun. This is the sort of mature good taste we are eager to encourage! ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2014, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-jihad/693612/47 "2014-07-26T19:13:10Z")
> [@Tangent](#): > > Scroll down to the Baby Jesus butt plug. > > :eek: I will _NOT!_ ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2014, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-jihad/693612/48 "2014-08-14T16:51:53Z")
“Anal Jihad” sounds like the title of a bestselling series of gonzo porn DVDs. ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2014, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-jihad/693612/49 "2014-08-14T17:30:48Z")
I think we may have figured out what happened [here.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=730918) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-jihad/693612.md?page=2)