# Anal Movie Titles

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-movie-titles/205191>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 2, 2003, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-movie-titles/205191 "2003-10-02T20:00:59Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Stage\_Manager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stage_manager/32/7267_2.png) [@Stage\_Manager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stage_Manager)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2003, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-movie-titles/205191/1 "2003-10-02T20:00:59Z")

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Just like in the [anal sports teams thread,](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=213803) let’s play Anal Movie Titles!

The Anal Terminator

The Sound of Anal Music :eek:

Dirty Anal Dancing

The Anal Matrix: Reloaded

Carry on.

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**Author:** ![The\_Man\_With\_The\_Golden\_Gun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dc4da7/32.png) [@The\_Man\_With\_The\_Golden\_Gun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Man_With_The_Golden_Gun)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2003, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-movie-titles/205191/2 "2003-10-02T20:06:34Z")

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Anal Volcano

Anal Armageddon

Die Another Anal Day

Anal Dogma

The Anal Producers

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**Author:** ![withaK](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8e7dd6/32.png) [@withaK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/withaK)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2003, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-movie-titles/205191/3 "2003-10-02T20:16:55Z")

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Anal Star Wars  
The Anal Empire Strikes Back  
Return of the Anal Jedi

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**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2003, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-movie-titles/205191/4 "2003-10-02T20:26:16Z")

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**Hannah and Her Anal Sisters**  
**Anal Dances With Wolves** (Ouch)  
**Field of Anal Dreams** “If You Build It …”

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**Author:** ![Stage\_Manager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stage_manager/32/7267_2.png) [@Stage\_Manager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stage_Manager)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2003, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-movie-titles/205191/5 "2003-10-02T20:29:21Z")

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Indiana Jones and the Temple of Anal Doom

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**Author:** ![Stage\_Manager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stage_manager/32/7267_2.png) [@Stage\_Manager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stage_Manager)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2003, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-movie-titles/205191/6 "2003-10-02T20:33:26Z")

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**Outrageous Anal Fortune**

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**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2003, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-movie-titles/205191/7 "2003-10-02T21:04:08Z")

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**Holes** , by Disney.

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**Author:** ![Flander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8c91f0/32.png) [@Flander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flander)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2003, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-movie-titles/205191/8 "2003-10-02T21:04:43Z")

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**Anal Orgazmo!**

Beat that!

Oh, another great one:

**Anal Spaceballs!**

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**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2003, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-movie-titles/205191/9 "2003-10-02T21:19:28Z")

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Anal Maniacs 3

Oh wait, that’s the actual title… never mind.

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2003, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-movie-titles/205191/10 "2003-10-02T21:22:46Z")

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Anal Underworld  
An Anal Christmas Story

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**Author:** ![Flander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8c91f0/32.png) [@Flander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flander)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2003, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-movie-titles/205191/11 "2003-10-02T21:23:48Z")

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**Anal Inspector Gadget!**

**Anal Rocketeer!**

I’ve now dedicated my entire thought process to coming up with more of these! I’m at work anyway, so its not a total waste!

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**Author:** ![White\_Lightning](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@White\_Lightning](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Lightning)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2003, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-movie-titles/205191/12 "2003-10-02T21:28:28Z")

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I think action/thriller/horror movies work best.

The Anal Predator?

Anal Alien?

How about the Anal Nightmare on Elm St.?

Jean-Claude Van Damme has a whole Anal subgenre to himself.

The Anal Legionnaire, Maximum Anal Risk, The Anal Quest, Sudden Anal Death, Hard Anal Target, Anal Kickboxer, Anal Bloodsport…

And then there’s the 1-2 punch of Anal Doubleteam and Anal Double Impact.

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**Author:** ![Etherman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/958977/32.png) [@Etherman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Etherman)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2003, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-movie-titles/205191/13 "2003-10-02T21:29:31Z")

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Lord of the Anal Rings

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2003, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-movie-titles/205191/14 "2003-10-02T21:30:35Z")

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Anal Underworld  
An Anal Christmas Story

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**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2003, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-movie-titles/205191/15 "2003-10-02T21:34:29Z")

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Anal  
Anals  
Anal[sup]3[/sup]  
Anal Resurrection  
Days of Wine and Anal  
On the Anal-front  
Gone With the Anal Wind  
Anal Happened One Night  
The Wizard of Anal  
Titanic Anal  
Anal-ize This  
Anal-ize That  
Anal Runner  
Anal Annie Hall  
Take the Anal and Run  
Anal Force One  
Analface  
Blazing Anal Saddles  
Mystery Anal Theater 3000 - The Movie  
A_N_A\*L  
Anal Weapon  
Anal Weapon 2  
Anal Weapon 3  
Anal Weapon 4  
Anal Men In Black  
The Analing  
Dirty Harry Anal 😃  
Magnum Anal Force  
The Anal Enforcer  
Sudden Anal Impact

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2003, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-movie-titles/205191/16 "2003-10-02T21:50:00Z")

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Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Anal Sex \* But Were Afraid to Ask

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**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2003, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-movie-titles/205191/17 "2003-10-02T21:51:53Z")

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> Gone With the Anal Wind

“Frankly, Scarlett, I don’t … eewwwwwww!!!”

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2003, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-movie-titles/205191/18 "2003-10-02T21:56:42Z")

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A Midsummer Night’s Anal Sex Comedy

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**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2003, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-movie-titles/205191/19 "2003-10-02T21:57:17Z")

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**Rear Window**

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**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2003, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-movie-titles/205191/20 "2003-10-02T22:31:43Z")

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The greatest anal story ever told.  
The last anal temptation of Christ.  
The anal virgin soldiers.  
The cook, the thief, his wife, and her anal lover.  
Anal driving Miss Daisey.  
Anal hair.

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