# Anal queaf
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-queaf/403851
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [May 12, 2007, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-queaf/403851 "2007-05-12T16:56:33Z")
**Posts on this page:** 17
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### Author:  [@pizzabrat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pizzabrat)
#### Post date: [May 12, 2007, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-queaf/403851/1 "2007-05-12T16:56:33Z")
There, that was a gross image for you, how d’ya like that?
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### Author:  [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)
#### Post date: [May 12, 2007, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-queaf/403851/2 "2007-05-12T18:29:22Z")
Is it like a fart?
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### Author:  [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)
#### Post date: [May 12, 2007, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-queaf/403851/3 "2007-05-12T18:32:22Z")
My eye always on the lookout for sequential treads, I saw the one above this and thought, “That’s what you get for wearing Crotchless Pantaloons.”
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### Author:  [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)
#### Post date: [May 12, 2007, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-queaf/403851/4 "2007-05-12T18:59:49Z")
The preferred nomenclature is “queef.” Get it right or pay the price.
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### Author:  [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)
#### Post date: [May 12, 2007, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-queaf/403851/5 "2007-05-12T19:14:52Z")
Wtf?
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### Author:  [@MostlyClueless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MostlyClueless)
#### Post date: [May 12, 2007, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-queaf/403851/6 "2007-05-12T19:25:31Z")
“toenail cliterectomy”
There, that’s even better.
(This term was coined on the dope, but the search refuses to cooperate.)
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### Author:  [@Rysto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysto)
#### Post date: [May 12, 2007, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-queaf/403851/7 "2007-05-12T19:36:45Z")
This thread makes me queafy.
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### Author:  [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)
#### Post date: [May 12, 2007, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-queaf/403851/8 "2007-05-12T19:52:10Z")
I’d say “band name!”, but reality already (very nearly) took care of that.
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### Author:  [@pizzabrat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pizzabrat)
#### Post date: [May 12, 2007, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-queaf/403851/9 "2007-05-12T20:22:45Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever]
Is it like a fart?
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As in similar, yeah, but its origin grants it its title.
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### Author:  [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)
#### Post date: [May 13, 2007, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-queaf/403851/10 "2007-05-13T06:08:25Z")
[QUOTE=Autolycus]
Get it right or pay the price.
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Group: Camp Anawana we hold you in our hearts, and when we think about you,
Donkeylips: it makes me wanna fart.
Ug: It’s I hope we never part, now get it right or pay the price
Group: Camp Anawana we hold you in our hearts and when we think about you,
Donkeylips?: This thing came apart.
What no one else thought of that.
what was the ruling on drunk posting?
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### Author:  [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)
#### Post date: [May 13, 2007, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-queaf/403851/11 "2007-05-13T06:13:18Z")
[QUOTE=Joey P]
what was the ruling on drunk posting?
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First rule of drunk posting is nobody talks about drunk posting.
If I remember the thread, It’s allowed but you’re still responsible for your actions here while drunk.
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### Author:  [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)
#### Post date: [May 13, 2007, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-queaf/403851/12 "2007-05-13T06:24:08Z")
[QUOTE=Autolycus]
If I remember the thread, It’s allowed but you’re still responsible for your actions here while drunk.
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Lucikly I’m in the basement and all kitchen utensils are safely on another floor.
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### Author:  [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)
#### Post date: [May 13, 2007, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-queaf/403851/13 "2007-05-13T06:28:54Z")
[QUOTE=Joey P]
Lucikly I’m in the basement and all kitchen utensils are safely on another floor.
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Not that it matters, but I wasn’t drunk when I typed that infamous post. :mad: 😃
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### Author:  [@Sunrazor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunrazor)
#### Post date: [May 13, 2007, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-queaf/403851/14 "2007-05-13T06:37:22Z")
Okay, I want to be as offended as I’m supposed to be. Could someone please define “queef” or “queaf” for me? And please don’t just include a link to Wikipedia because I’m a grad student and our professors have so drilled into our skulls the irresponsibility of citing Wikipedia in our papers that I don’t think I’m even allowed to visit that site.
Seriously, what the hell is a queef?
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### Author:  [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)
#### Post date: [May 13, 2007, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-queaf/403851/15 "2007-05-13T07:34:19Z")
[QUOTE=Sunrazor]
Seriously, what the hell is a queef?
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You know how when you’re doing the horizontal waist shake, and sometimes you’re going at it real fast and furious, and at that point in time the penis can slip out? Have you ever been in such a situation where the resulting air escaping the vagina has made a farting sound? If so, then you have experienced a queef firsthand. If not, then at least now you know what a queef is 😉
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### Author:  [@Sunrazor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunrazor)
#### Post date: [May 13, 2007, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-queaf/403851/16 "2007-05-13T14:05:50Z")
[QUOTE=Autolycus]
You know how when you’re doing the horizontal waist shake, and sometimes you’re going at it real fast and furious, and at that point in time the penis can slip out? Have you ever been in such a situation where the resulting air escaping the vagina has made a farting sound? If so, then you have experienced a queef firsthand. If not, then at least now you know what a queef is 😉
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Hmmmmm. Ohhhhh-kay. Thanks.
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### Author:  [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)
#### Post date: [May 14, 2007, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-queaf/403851/17 "2007-05-14T13:45:23Z")
When come back, bring an OP with content. “Pointless” has its limits.