# Anal sex joke on U.S. primetime show?!?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-sex-joke-on-u-s-primetime-show/651316>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [February 25, 2013, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-sex-joke-on-u-s-primetime-show/651316 "2013-02-25T04:35:16Z")\
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**Author:** ![KermitTheFrig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/47e85d/32.png) [@KermitTheFrig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KermitTheFrig)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2013, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-sex-joke-on-u-s-primetime-show/651316/81 "2013-02-28T20:59:30Z")

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> [@gwendee](#):
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> But neither of us wants to react to a joke about pubes in front of the other.

Why not exactly? Mrs. Frig, the twelve-year-old Little Miss Frig and I see Family Guy together just about every night Have for years.

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**Author:** ![kittenblue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ba8739/32.png) [@kittenblue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kittenblue)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2013, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-sex-joke-on-u-s-primetime-show/651316/82 "2013-02-28T23:55:47Z")

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You all worry about watching with 8-year-olds and having to explain it…I sometimes don’t get the tv turned off in time for my 88-year-old mother when that show starts. No way I’m explaining any of it to her!

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**Author:** ![bengangmo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/50afbb/32.png) [@bengangmo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bengangmo)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2013, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-sex-joke-on-u-s-primetime-show/651316/83 "2013-03-01T02:28:57Z")

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> [@tdn](#):
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> I think that the dirtiest joke I ever heard on 2.5 Men was when Berta said that Charlie breaks up with his girlfriends before their hoohas develop 5 o’clock shadow.
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> That’s way cleaner and more clever than the anal joke. Funnier, too.

I saw one the other day…

Skippy said..

I didn’t do the doggy human style…

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**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2013, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-sex-joke-on-u-s-primetime-show/651316/84 "2013-03-01T15:21:54Z")

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_Modern Family_ pulled off a good buttsex joke last week: Cam and Mitchell (a long-term gay couple) were acting as best men at the wedding of a party-girl friend. Cam didn’t approve of the marriage, so he threatened to withhold the ring. Mitchell was trying to wrestle it away, and ended up wrapped across Cam’s back, piggy-back style. The party girl walked up and said “That’s one mystery solved.”

I remember a joke from _Murphy Brown_, way back in the day: a character saying of his wife “The only two things I don’t know about her are how she votes and why she calls the showerhead ‘Bob’ .”

Raunch is fine, but subtlety is funnier.

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