# Anal sex poll **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [November 24, 2002, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-sex-poll/138447 "2002-11-24T04:24:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![lynn73](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@lynn73](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lynn73)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2002, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-sex-poll/138447/21 "2002-11-24T20:42:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by yosemitebabe \* > \*\*No, a million times no. That particular orifice is strictly an EXIT on my body. > > I have a job with a certain amount of butt-wiping and cleaning up of shit. I see more than enough shit and I have cleaned up enough butts and assholes for a lifetime. It’s an unsanitary area of the body, and nothing is going INTO it, unless it’s an enema or something like that. \*\* Exactly. It’s for exits only, removal of human waste from the body. That’s what it was designed for, not sex. For the life of me I can’t figure out what the fascination is for a man in sticking his sexual organ into a sewer. They like getting poo poo on their privates or something? Ya got me.😕 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Neurotik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/91b2a8/32.png) [@Neurotik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neurotik)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2002, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-sex-poll/138447/22 "2002-11-24T20:45:42Z")
Poop on the peter has its uses. Like, if you’re quick you can draw a little mustache on the girl. Or guy, I suppose. ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2002, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-sex-poll/138447/23 "2002-11-24T21:28:57Z")
I don’t have an opinion on the matter, but did anyone else misread the thread title as “anal sex doll”? I bet there’d be a market for them too 😃 ---
**Author:** ![kimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f0a364/32.png) [@kimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kimera)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2002, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-sex-poll/138447/24 "2002-11-24T21:41:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by His4ever \* > \*\*Exactly. It’s for exits only, removal of human waste from the body. That’s what it was designed for, not sex. For the life of me I can’t figure out what the fascination is for a man in sticking his sexual organ into a sewer. They like getting poo poo on their privates or something? Ya got me.😕 😕 \*\* I have had anal sex with my boyfriend several times, and never once gotten anything nasty anywhere. As long as both of you are clean, it can be a very nice and satisfying experience. And if it wasn’t designed for that, then why on earth did God put the prostrate up there? As my gay friend Moses always says, “If he didn’t want people to do it, he wouldn’t have made it so damn enjoyable” ---
**Author:** ![Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/2bfe46/32.png) [@Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xavier)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2002, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-sex-poll/138447/25 "2002-11-24T21:53:29Z")
> [@](#): > > “If he didn’t want people to do it, he wouldn’t have made it so damn enjoyable” Couldn’t this be applied to printing out page-after-page of GW Bush’s autobiography? ---
**Author:** ![Steel\_Wheels](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Steel\_Wheels](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steel_Wheels)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2002, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-sex-poll/138447/26 "2002-11-24T21:54:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ava \* > \*\*And if it wasn’t designed for that, then why on earth did God put the prostrate up there? \*\* Technically, the prostate isn’t located “up there”. It can be stimulated through the rectal wall but it is located in the pelvis. ---
**Author:** ![jmpride62](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c37758/32.png) [@jmpride62](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jmpride62)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2002, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-sex-poll/138447/27 "2002-11-24T22:20:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by His4ever \* > \*\*Exactly. It’s for exits only, removal of human waste from the body. That’s what it was designed for, not sex. For the life of me I can’t figure out what the fascination is for a man in sticking his sexual organ into a sewer. They like getting poo poo on their privates or something? Ya got me.😕 😕 \*\* Human waste comes out the other orifices as well. It’s called urine. ---
**Author:** ![Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/2bfe46/32.png) [@Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xavier)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2002, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-sex-poll/138447/28 "2002-11-24T22:26:07Z")
> [@](#): > > **jmpride62** : Human waste comes out the other orifices as well. Notably sometimes thier mouths (not talking 'bout you, bud). ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2002, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-sex-poll/138447/29 "2002-11-24T23:27:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ava \* > \*\* And if it wasn’t designed for that, then why on earth did God put the prostrate up there? \*\* ( Channeling Edith Bunker ) > [@](#): > > Ooooh, Ahhhhchie, I sweah to yas, I went to the groinatologist likes you asked me to and he told me over and over, goils ain’t go not prostrate gland !!! But if I laid down, I’d be prostrate anyways. ( / Channeling Edith Bunker ) 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2002, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-sex-poll/138447/30 "2002-11-24T23:29:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by His4ever \* > \*\*Exactly. It’s for exits only, removal of human waste from the body. That’s what it was designed for, not sex. For the life of me I can’t figure out what the fascination is for a man in sticking his sexual organ into a sewer. They like getting poo poo on their privates or something? Ya got me.😕 😕 \*\* And do you have a cite to prove that the rectum was not designed for sex? ---
**Author:** ![Y.T](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Y.T](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Y.T)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2002, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-sex-poll/138447/31 "2002-11-24T23:33:22Z")
Why didnt you ask if females had enjoyed giving anal sex? Strap-ons exist for many reasons, fairs fair after all. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2002, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-sex-poll/138447/32 "2002-11-25T02:32:53Z")
> [@](#): > > And if it wasn’t designed for that, then why on earth did God put the prostrate up there? Sipowicz? ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2002, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-sex-poll/138447/33 "2002-11-25T04:09:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by His4ever \* > \*\*Exactly. It’s for exits only, removal of human waste from the body. That’s what it was designed for, not sex. For the life of me I can’t figure out what the fascination is for a man in sticking his sexual organ into a sewer. They like getting poo poo on their privates or something? Ya got me.😕 😕 \*\* Quite true. Much like the mouth was designed for eating and talking, not kissing. From the dangerously high bacterial content to the presence of sharp, pointy things, how much more clear could God make it that the mouth is for the entrance of inert matter only kissing is wrong and evil and a perversion of his Divine Plan ™? Anyway, I can’t for the life of me understand why someone would like getting someone else’s semi-digested food in ther mouths. Which would inevitable happen when indulging in this sick, twisted behavior. …unless- and I know I’m talking crazy now- unless the other person had, I dunno, brushed their teeth at some point…:rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2002, 7:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-sex-poll/138447/34 "2002-11-25T07:47:41Z")
Guy here. Done it a few times, and can take it or leave it. My current girlfriend, like **AskNott** ’s, likes a finger but doesn’t want anything bigger. With respect to receiving, i don’t mind getting a finger up there myself, especially when receiving oral sex. It makes for one pretty damn good orgasm. ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2002, 8:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-sex-poll/138447/35 "2002-11-25T08:43:27Z")
The idea has zero appeal for me. YMMV. ---
**Author:** ![Ooner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/c67d28/32.png) [@Ooner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ooner)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2002, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-sex-poll/138447/36 "2002-11-25T12:44:35Z")
Given. Received. Enjoyed. The comments about doodoo on the weewee seem to be from people who haven’t been there and done that. It’s generally fairly clean, at least in my experience. ---
**Author:** ![plnnr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2002, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-sex-poll/138447/37 "2002-11-25T12:56:23Z")
Ditto ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2002, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-sex-poll/138447/38 "2002-11-25T13:36:02Z")
I had forgotten: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=118316](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=118316) ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2002, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-sex-poll/138447/39 "2002-11-25T15:44:29Z")
I think it’s interesting to note that: 1. His4Ever was not the FIRST woman to say that that area is exit only and gross and dirty. 2. She never EVER mentioned God in her post once. And yet SHE is the only one recieving flames for not liking or thinking anal sex is super. She never condemned it, said it was sinful, she just said that ‘for the life of me’ she couldn’t understand it. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2002, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-sex-poll/138447/40 "2002-11-25T16:25:29Z")
**Cartooniverse:** Thank you, oh so very much, for bringing the image of Edith Bunker into my head while reading this. Now I need therapy. Great. I’ve given. It was nice, but not something we’re likely to repeat. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-sex-poll/138447.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anal-sex-poll/138447.md?page=3)