# Analogies: the game **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [June 8, 2008, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/analogies-the-game/452272 "2008-06-08T22:36:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2008, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/analogies-the-game/452272/41 "2008-06-11T16:16:17Z")
[QUOTE=pravnik] Slower and more somber than a low-rider hearse. 😃 Tastier than… [/QUOTE] A BB King solo. Grosser than… ---
**Author:** ![Wargamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/df705f/32.png) [@Wargamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wargamer)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2008, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/analogies-the-game/452272/42 "2008-06-11T16:18:59Z")
…A Kathy Bates _Playboy_ spread. Smart as a … ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2008, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/analogies-the-game/452272/43 "2008-06-11T16:24:28Z")
whip with an Oberlin degree. Dumber than a… ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2008, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/analogies-the-game/452272/44 "2008-06-11T16:27:29Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] whip with an Oberlin degree. Dumber than a… [/QUOTE] Mute with a lobotomy. Queazier than a… ---
**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2008, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/analogies-the-game/452272/45 "2008-06-11T16:30:32Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > Queazier than a… … a bubblehead on the surface during a Force Five hurricane. More alienated than… ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2008, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/analogies-the-game/452272/46 "2008-06-11T16:37:22Z")
…a Martian stepchild. Faster than… ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2008, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/analogies-the-game/452272/47 "2008-06-11T16:37:50Z")
an Iraqi soldier fleeing a firefight. More aggressive than… ---
**Author:** ![Wargamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/df705f/32.png) [@Wargamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wargamer)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2008, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/analogies-the-game/452272/48 "2008-06-11T17:50:42Z")
…a hungry crocodile during a wildebeest crossing. Madder than… This EDIT brought to you by the letter ‘O’. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2008, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/analogies-the-game/452272/49 "2008-06-11T18:56:01Z")
[QUOTE=Wargamer] …a hungry crocodile during a wildebeest crossing. Madder than… [/QUOTE] a Hatter. Hungrier than… ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2008, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/analogies-the-game/452272/50 "2008-06-11T18:58:03Z")
[QUOTE=tdn] a Hatter. Hungrier than… [/QUOTE] a Humongous Hippo. Swifter than … ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Tyger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Silver\_Tyger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Tyger)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2008, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/analogies-the-game/452272/51 "2008-06-11T19:03:42Z")
a poor man with his ex-wife and her lawyer after him. Smarter than… ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2008, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/analogies-the-game/452272/52 "2008-06-11T19:04:30Z")
Oops. Should have previewed: [QUOTE=Silver Tyger Girl] a poor man with his ex-wife and her lawyer after him. Smarter than… [/QUOTE] A Chinese Mensa club. Redder than… ---
**Author:** ![Wargamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/df705f/32.png) [@Wargamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wargamer)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2008, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/analogies-the-game/452272/53 "2008-06-11T19:14:19Z")
…the neck of a Klansman’s daughter. Milder than… ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2008, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/analogies-the-game/452272/54 "2008-06-11T19:14:39Z")
[QUOTE=Diogenes the Cynic] Oops. Should have previewed: A Chinese Mensa club. Redder than… [/QUOTE] An embarassed Erik the Red in a blender on Mars. More fun than… ETA: D’oh! Milder than a catatonic koala on Prozac. More fun than… ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2008, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/analogies-the-game/452272/55 "2008-06-11T19:57:02Z")
[QUOTE=What Exit?] Swifter than … [/QUOTE] John Kerry’s boat. More partisan than … ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2008, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/analogies-the-game/452272/56 "2008-06-11T19:58:40Z")
[QUOTE=twickster] John Kerry’s boat. More partisan than … [/QUOTE] …Rush Limburger\* Meaner than … ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2008, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/analogies-the-game/452272/57 "2008-06-11T20:01:19Z")
a Doper deprived of her “Charter Member” designation. More ridiculous than… ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2008, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/analogies-the-game/452272/58 "2008-06-11T20:04:42Z")
[QUOTE=What Exit?] a Humongous Hippo. Swifter than … [/QUOTE] The roadrunner chased by Wile E. Cyote. Sillier than… ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2008, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/analogies-the-game/452272/59 "2008-06-11T20:07:00Z")
[QUOTE=IvoryTowerDenizen] The roadrunner chased by Wile E. Cyote. Sillier than… [/QUOTE] Silly String. Once again, More fun than… ---
**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2008, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/analogies-the-game/452272/60 "2008-06-11T20:08:44Z")
[QUOTE=tdn] Once again, More fun than… [/QUOTE] … _two_ barrels of monkeys. Pinker than… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/analogies-the-game/452272.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/analogies-the-game/452272.md?page=4)