# Analogies: the game **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [June 8, 2008, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/analogies-the-game/452272 "2008-06-08T22:36:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2008, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/analogies-the-game/452272/61 "2008-06-11T20:09:28Z")
[QUOTE=tdn] Silly String. Once again, More fun than… [/QUOTE] a roll of bubble wrap, a pair of clogs and a hardwood floor. (oops- didn’t switch over to page 2.) As unobservant as… ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2008, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/analogies-the-game/452272/62 "2008-06-11T20:10:05Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] More ridiculous than… [/QUOTE] Appointing Nancy Grace to the Supreme Court. More paranoid than… ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2008, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/analogies-the-game/452272/63 "2008-06-11T20:11:56Z")
[QUOTE=IvoryTowerDenizen] As unobservant as… [/QUOTE] Helen Keller while balancing her checkbook. And I’ll stick with “more paranoid than” to rejoin the threads. ---
**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2008, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/analogies-the-game/452272/64 "2008-06-11T20:13:03Z")
[QUOTE=Sampiro] And I’ll stick with “more paranoid than” to rejoin the threads. [/QUOTE] … Batman! if he’s prepared… More trusting than… ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2008, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/analogies-the-game/452272/65 "2008-06-11T20:26:03Z")
[QUOTE=OtakuLoki] … Batman! if he’s prepared… More trusting than… [/QUOTE] …a baby goat Stickier than … ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2008, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/analogies-the-game/452272/66 "2008-06-11T20:36:44Z")
[QUOTE=What Exit?] …a baby goat Stickier than … [/QUOTE] A very pointy stick, sticking out of a jar of glue. Louder than… ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2008, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/analogies-the-game/452272/67 "2008-06-11T20:37:40Z")
[QUOTE=What Exit?] Stickier than … [/QUOTE] **Cajun Man** ’s disclaimer about real-life meetings of members. More esoteric than… ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2008, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/analogies-the-game/452272/68 "2008-06-11T20:44:22Z")
[QUOTE=Sternvogel] **Cajun Man** ’s disclaimer about real-life meetings of members. More esoteric than… [/QUOTE] Chinese Kabbalism. Gayer than… ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2008, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/analogies-the-game/452272/69 "2008-06-11T20:54:16Z")
[QUOTE=Diogenes the Cynic] Chinese Kabbalism. Gayer than… [/QUOTE] A tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide. (_From Terry Pratchett’s GOOD OMENS_.) Holier than… ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2008, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/analogies-the-game/452272/70 "2008-06-11T20:59:42Z")
[QUOTE=Sampiro] Holier than… [/QUOTE] A nun taking a bubble bath in holy water. On Sunday. While eating a sundae. Colder than… ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2008, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/analogies-the-game/452272/71 "2008-06-11T21:12:25Z")
…a hangman’s heart. Darker than… ---
**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2008, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/analogies-the-game/452272/72 "2008-06-11T21:33:43Z")
[QUOTE=pravnik] Darker than… [/QUOTE] …the hopes and spirits of the poor retail drones working at Filene’s Basement when they open for the [Bridal Gown Sale](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Filene%27s_Basement#Filene.27s_Basement_Bridal_Gown_Sale). More nauseating than… ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2008, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/analogies-the-game/452272/73 "2008-06-12T04:37:59Z")
a Pauly Shore film marathon. This thread reminds me of Phoebe’s criticism of her overly-cheerful boyfriend (Alec Baldwin) on _Friends_: “You’re jollier than Santa Claus… on Prozac… in Vegas… getting laid!” 😃 More satisfying than… ---
**Author:** ![Wargamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/df705f/32.png) [@Wargamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wargamer)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2008, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/analogies-the-game/452272/74 "2008-06-12T15:00:04Z")
…a triple fudge sundae with whipped cream. Steamier than… ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2008, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/analogies-the-game/452272/75 "2008-06-12T15:07:27Z")
a sauna date with Katherine Heigl, Keira Knightley and Nikki Cox. More playful than… ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2008, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/analogies-the-game/452272/76 "2008-06-12T15:37:51Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] a sauna date with Katherine Heigl, Keira Knightley and Nikki Cox. More playful than… [/QUOTE] …a puppy in a shoe store. More brazen than… ---
**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2008, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/analogies-the-game/452272/77 "2008-06-12T16:25:23Z")
…a brass monkey’s ear. Crooked as… ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2008, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/analogies-the-game/452272/78 "2008-06-12T16:59:29Z")
[QUOTE=Lemur866] …a brass monkey’s ear. Crooked as… [/QUOTE] …Nixon’s dick. As classy as… ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2008, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/analogies-the-game/452272/79 "2008-06-12T17:10:43Z")
[QUOTE=Diogenes the Cynic] …Nixon’s dick. As classy as… [/QUOTE] …Queen Latifah singing “I Know Where I’ve Been” (in the movie Hairspray) As unbelieveable as… ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2008, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/analogies-the-game/452272/80 "2008-06-12T17:14:16Z")
McCain’s declarations of independence from the President. As spicy as… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/analogies-the-game/452272.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/analogies-the-game/452272.md?page=5)