# "Ancient Aliens" theories and timelines

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ancient-aliens-theories-and-timelines/654011>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 26, 2013, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ancient-aliens-theories-and-timelines/654011 "2013-03-26T15:55:41Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![mlees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba8739/32.png) [@mlees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mlees)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2013, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ancient-aliens-theories-and-timelines/654011/21 "2013-03-28T14:50:52Z")

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> [@Great\_Antibob](#):
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> Human beings have shown they can, will, and do have sex with just about anything that sits still long enough (and many that don’t), including family members, animals, plants, appliances, and who knows what else.

From one alien to the other: “Eeeewwww. The speciman’s humping my leg again!”

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**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2013, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ancient-aliens-theories-and-timelines/654011/22 "2013-03-28T15:58:14Z")

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> [@Grey](#):
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> It’s not understood therefore it’s aliens. :dubious: That’s the dumbest fucking thing I have read all week.

You obviously haven’t visited the Pit this week, where there are currently 3 threads (2 started by CosmoRed and one by ubyy (or something like that)) which rival if not exceed this one for pure, unadulterated, tin-foil-hattery, ignorance, special pleadings, Gish gallops, and general all-around foolishness.

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