# Ancient Member Decides to Pimp Himself

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ancient-member-decides-to-pimp-himself/929221>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Tags:** books-writing-myths\
**Created:** [December 30, 2020, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ancient-member-decides-to-pimp-himself/929221 "2020-12-30T05:11:13Z")\
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**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2020, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ancient-member-decides-to-pimp-himself/929221/1 "2020-12-30T05:11:13Z")

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Because the alternative is to give money to Mark Zuckerberg and fuck that guy. If you’ve listened to the Behind the Bastards podcast, you’ll know that Zuck thinks he’s going to be the next Roman Emperor (Here’s a fun question: Without googling, can you name an elected official of the Roman Republic? Contrast that with the number of Roman emperors you can name without googling. Shouldn’t the number of Roman Republic leaders you can name out-number the number of emperors and dictators you can name without googling?)

Anyway, [here’s the shitty podcast I’ve started about the life of Preston Tucker](https://holdthattiger.libsyn.com/)

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2020, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ancient-member-decides-to-pimp-himself/929221/2 "2020-12-30T15:06:53Z")

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Closed on December 30, 2020, 3:06pm UTC

I’m not sure what this is supposed to be… If you can re-write it to say what you’re actually trying to say, I might re-open it.