# And a Tall Glass of Chocolate Milk **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 10, 2001, 11:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-a-tall-glass-of-chocolate-milk/80646 "2001-09-10T11:19:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Rue\_DeDay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/41988e/32.png) [@Rue\_DeDay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rue_DeDay)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2001, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-a-tall-glass-of-chocolate-milk/80646/21 "2001-09-10T13:44:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Astroboy14 \* > \*\*No. Wait. Don’t ruin my sexual fantasies about **FairyChatMom**!!! \*\* You have the one where **Snickers** is in her secluded mountain chalet, lounging on her [bearskin rug](http://www.harlean.com/bearrug.htm), sipping cognac? You, lost in the storm, are guided to her by the light coming through the window? She greets you at the door, the cold doing interesting things to her silk gown, and invites you in… Me either. Just checking. Yer inquisitive pal, Rue. **Arden Ranger** , you’re absolutely right! Let 'em cheer naked! Yer suportive of the avant guard cheer industry pal. Rue. (That was a hard one.) ---
**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2001, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-a-tall-glass-of-chocolate-milk/80646/22 "2001-09-10T13:55:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Rue DeDay \* > \*\* > P.S. If you want to say who’s thread you first posted to, that would be Jake. But I’m not asking. You’d just be volunteering information. \*\* Great. Anyone remember JDT? Yup. My dad. I _knew_ there was something wrong with my SD cosmos. Thanks for pointing it out to me, Rue. Gods, I feel so _dirty_ now. ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2001, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-a-tall-glass-of-chocolate-milk/80646/23 "2001-09-10T14:24:18Z")
Well that’s just _great!_ I guess I know what I’m doing this morning: searching for my **Very First Post[sup]TM[/sup]**. I’ve been meaning to do this for a while, but, well, I guess y’all will know who is responsible for the server lag this morning. Interesting to note that the three funniest fellows (IMO) are related, so to speak. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2001, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-a-tall-glass-of-chocolate-milk/80646/24 "2001-09-10T14:32:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Rue DeDay \* > \*\*You have the one where **Snickers** is in her secluded mountain chalet, lounging on her [bearskin rug](http://www.harlean.com/bearrug.htm), sipping cognac? You, lost in the storm, are guided to her by the light coming through the window? She greets you at the door, the cold doing interesting things to her silk gown, and invites you in… > \*\* That’s how you see me, **Rue**? Really? I’m touched… I’m flattered… OK, so I’m struggling not to guffaw out loud! Thanks for making my Monday! I’m sending a smooch your way! Now I’m sorry I didn’t join your underwear exchange… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2001, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-a-tall-glass-of-chocolate-milk/80646/25 "2001-09-10T15:29:03Z")
Okay, I found my first post. Not surprisingly, it was about skiing. Actually, it was \*\*[Where was your best vacation?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=34546) \*\*and I de-lurked to mention Jackson Hole and the amazing powder-snow that accumulates there. Gads, I love that place. Anyhoo, I guess this means I’m a son of **[Soup](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php?action=getinfo&userid=3802)**. FTR, I felt I should list my [first thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=35703), too. ---
**Author:** ![Rue\_DeDay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/41988e/32.png) [@Rue\_DeDay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rue_DeDay)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2001, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-a-tall-glass-of-chocolate-milk/80646/26 "2001-09-10T22:50:19Z")
OK, **Snickers** , how does this grab you? Snickers is in her suburban tract house. You drag her dog back to her. Again. The derned mutt keeps digging up your garden. The TV light keep flickering against the picture window. She greets you at the door with a hearty “Yeah, waddaya want?”. The humidity makes her t-shirt droop in a most unbecoming fashion. “Gimme my derned dog and git the heck offa my lawn!” Is that better? I aim to please. Yer storiferous pal, Rue. storiferous = many stories to tell ---
**Author:** ![Rue\_DeDay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/41988e/32.png) [@Rue\_DeDay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rue_DeDay)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2001, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-a-tall-glass-of-chocolate-milk/80646/27 "2001-09-11T12:28:00Z")
I just wanted to point out **thinksnow** took _nine whole days_ to start a thread. It took me [three](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=59595). **Puddin’** still has me beat, but I’m up on **think**. And barring the Peabody Gambit, _there’s nothing he can do about it_. Bwa-hahahahaha! Yer needlessly competitive pal, Rue. ---
**Author:** ![Francesca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9fc348/32.png) [@Francesca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Francesca)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2001, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-a-tall-glass-of-chocolate-milk/80646/28 "2001-09-11T12:32:32Z")
I win! I win! HAHAHAHA! _unbecoming random flailing which translates as a victory dance_ And I still don’t have a date for the prom. Who’da thought? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-a-tall-glass-of-chocolate-milk/80646.md?page=1)