# And another questionable non-call - **URL:** \ **Category:** About This Message Board\ **Created:** [January 20, 2015, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-another-questionable-non-call/710333 "2015-01-20T00:43:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2015, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-another-questionable-non-call/710333/41 "2015-01-20T19:29:47Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > Hey, you’ll be called out for _not_ issuing warnings as well, so you might as well put that truncheon to good use! 😉 I’ve not issued hundreds of warnings today and no one complained. ---
**Author:** ![CannyDan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cannydan/32/548_2.png) [@CannyDan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CannyDan)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2015, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-another-questionable-non-call/710333/42 "2015-01-20T19:45:40Z")
> [@Jonathan\_Chance](#): > > He got a truncheon? All I got was a squid. So _that’s_ where it’s gone! Put it back in the barrel, the goat’s looked everywhere for it. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2015, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-another-questionable-non-call/710333/43 "2015-01-20T19:55:55Z")
> [@Loach](#): > > I’ve not issued hundreds of warnings today and no one complained. You didn’t issue enough warnings today. OK, that was easy. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2015, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-another-questionable-non-call/710333/44 "2015-01-20T20:01:29Z")
> [@Jonathan\_Chance](#): > > He got a truncheon? All I got was a squid. Actually, he has his own truncheon and jackboots, which is part of why we selected him. On the other hand, you may find that slapping people around with a squid may also be effective, depending on the size of the squid. ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2015, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-another-questionable-non-call/710333/45 "2015-01-20T20:49:26Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > Actually, he has his own truncheon and jackboots, which is part of why we selected him. > > On the other hand, you may find that slapping people around with a squid may also be effective, depending on the size of the squid. Being our resident ornithologist, do you use a Dead Parrot or a Rubber Chicken?😛 and of course, as a field biologist, your jackboots are wellingtons, instead. One of my Professor’s rule of Rubber boots: \*No matter how high your boots- knee, hip or chest- you will always go into muck one inch deeper. \* ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2015, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-another-questionable-non-call/710333/46 "2015-01-20T22:18:26Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > On the other hand, you may find that slapping people around with a squid may also be effective, depending on the size of the squid. It’s not the size of your squid-it’s the potency of your ink. ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2015, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-another-questionable-non-call/710333/47 "2015-01-22T01:41:21Z")
> [@Loach](#): > > I’ve not issued hundreds of warnings today and no one complained. Slacker. Second. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-another-questionable-non-call/710333.md?page=2)