# And Bones is.....KARL URBAN????

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [October 18, 2007, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-bones-is-karl-urban/423168 "2007-10-18T15:09:20Z")\
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**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2007, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-bones-is-karl-urban/423168/1 "2007-10-18T15:09:20Z")

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Um…WHAT???

[BBC.com Story](http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7050348.stm) (Well, mainly about Chris Pine, but listing the rest of the crew)  
Karl Urban? Like as in the guy who has played badasses in _Pathfinder, Doom, The Bourne Supremacy_ and so forth? Who played Eomer in the LotR movies? Who played Caesar in the Xena series?

KARL FUCKING URBAN IS LEONARD MCCOY???

Maybe I just didn’t get enough sleep this morning, because I’m having a serious hard time wrapping my head about that one.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2007, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-bones-is-karl-urban/423168/2 "2007-10-18T15:12:54Z")

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Just like in _Doom_, I suspect they cast him based on the expressive eyebrows alone.

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**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2007, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-bones-is-karl-urban/423168/3 "2007-10-18T15:18:17Z")

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**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2007, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-bones-is-karl-urban/423168/4 "2007-10-18T15:18:33Z")

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Karl Urban as Bones and Zachary Quinto as Spock. Mmmm, slashy…

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2007, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-bones-is-karl-urban/423168/5 "2007-10-18T15:26:46Z")

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My first thought was “That was one incredible sex change operation that Dr. Brenner had.”

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**Author:** ![Bridget\_Burke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7cd45c/32.png) [@Bridget\_Burke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bridget_Burke)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2007, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-bones-is-karl-urban/423168/6 "2007-10-18T15:31:53Z")

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[QUOTE=Otto]  
Karl Urban as Bones and Zachary Quinto as Spock. Mmmm, slashy…  
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Karl Urban also played [Cupid](http://www.humina.com/kurban/articles/xenamag05.jpg) on _Xena_. (Well, not “on” Xena.)

Best news for slashers since James Marsters got a guest spot on _Torchwood_.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2007, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-bones-is-karl-urban/423168/7 "2007-10-18T15:38:26Z")

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Hmmm. Wouldn’t have been my first choice. A few months back _The Plain Dealer_ film critic suggested Gary Sinise, who I think would’ve been a lot better. We’ll see…

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**Author:** ![BunnyTVS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@BunnyTVS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyTVS)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2007, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-bones-is-karl-urban/423168/8 "2007-10-18T15:52:15Z")

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Most of the casting I’m pretty _meh_ about…

But **Simon fucking Pegg** as Scotty? Oh come on! I’ll admit that I’m probably the only Brit who thinks that Pegg’s as funny as a dose of the clap, but can anyone see him as Scotty?

This is almost as bad as Catherine Tait in Doctor Who.

Although thinking about it… Catherine Tait as a pre-op Scotty… It does have possibilities.

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**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2007, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-bones-is-karl-urban/423168/9 "2007-10-18T17:03:02Z")

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Gary Sinise would indeed be an excellent choice. He’s got both the look and the acting ability to pull this off.

As for Karl Urban, he’s a movie villian, not a doctor.

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**Author:** ![Spoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Spoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoke)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2007, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-bones-is-karl-urban/423168/10 "2007-10-18T17:31:26Z")

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[QUOTE=JThunder]  
Gary Sinise would indeed be an excellent choice. He’s got both the look and the acting ability to pull this off.  
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Gary Sinise is too damn old (52) to play “young” Dr. McCoy. Hell, he’s older than DeForest Kelley was during the original run of the show (the show first aired when Kelley was 46).

I do wish they had picked a Southerner to pay the good doctor. Now I fear we will have to endure yet another badly-faked Southern accent brought to us by Hollywood.

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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2007, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-bones-is-karl-urban/423168/11 "2007-10-18T17:32:48Z")

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Chris Pine?!?!?!?  
As probably the only person here who has seen Blind Dating, all I can say is-Chris Pine???!?!?!?

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**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2007, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-bones-is-karl-urban/423168/12 "2007-10-18T17:43:22Z")

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[QUOTE=Bridget Burke]

Best news for slashers since James Marsters got a guest spot on _Torchwood_.  
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Wait, wait, wait, hold up…

James Marsters and John Barrowman were on-screen _together_? At the same _time_?

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**Author:** ![Walloon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/fbc32d/32.png) [@Walloon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walloon)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2007, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-bones-is-karl-urban/423168/13 "2007-10-18T17:45:49Z")

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[QUOTE=Chimera]  
KARL FUCKING URBAN IS LEONARD MCCOY???  
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Nice language.

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**Author:** ![CaerieD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@CaerieD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaerieD)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2007, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-bones-is-karl-urban/423168/14 "2007-10-18T17:57:16Z")

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I’m with **Zebra**. Chris Pine as Kirk? Really? Seriously?

The mind boggles.

I guess he’s got the right look, but I just can’t imagine him pulling it off. 😕

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**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2007, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-bones-is-karl-urban/423168/15 "2007-10-18T17:58:58Z")

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So far nothing about this movie is as it seems - hopefully it will be a parody - or all of this is ‘mis direction’.

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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2007, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-bones-is-karl-urban/423168/16 "2007-10-18T18:10:17Z")

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I know, I thought Shia LeBeouf had the role wrapped up.

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**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2007, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-bones-is-karl-urban/423168/17 "2007-10-18T18:27:55Z")

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[QUOTE=Chimera]  
Karl Urban? Like as in the guy who has played badasses in _Pathfinder, Doom, The Bourne Supremacy_ and so forth?  
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My recollection is that DeForest Kelley’s pre-Trek career included a lot of tough-guy parts.

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**Author:** ![Bridget\_Burke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7cd45c/32.png) [@Bridget\_Burke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bridget_Burke)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2007, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-bones-is-karl-urban/423168/18 "2007-10-18T18:40:49Z")

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[QUOTE=Kythereia]  
Wait, wait, wait, hold up…

James Marsters and John Barrowman were on-screen _together_? At the same _time_?  
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James Marsters will appear in the first episode of the second season of _Torchwood_–coming to the UK in 2008. Since _Torchwood_ has done quite well on BBCamerica, I’m sure we’ll get our chance. (Sooner or later.) More [here](http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/6900670.stm).

From a Barrowman [interview](http://www.popnography.com/2007/09/exclusive-extra.html):

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> _Which of the guys you’ve kissed on screen or on stage was the best kisser?_  
> **John Barrowman:** Alexis Denisof is a very good kisser. Also a very good kisser at the moment is James Marsters. But – I shouldn’t have revealed that to you.

[When 'verses collide](http://johnbarrowman.com/stage/rope.html)!

Crossovers are good. (To bring us back to Eomer/Caesar/Cupid in the Trek 'verse.)

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2007, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-bones-is-karl-urban/423168/19 "2007-10-18T18:53:08Z")

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[QUOTE=JThunder]  
Gary Sinise would indeed be an excellent choice. He’s got both the look and the acting ability to pull this off.

As for Karl Urban, he’s a movie villian, not a doctor.  
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I was watching a “Bonanza” rerun the other day in which De Forest Kelley guested, playing a doctor, ironically enough. I was struck at how much Gary Sinise resembles him. This was filmed in 1962, 4 years before “The Man Trap”.

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**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2007, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-bones-is-karl-urban/423168/20 "2007-10-18T19:53:24Z")

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[QUOTE=Walloon]  
Nice language.  
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English? I dunno. I think it’s too much of a mishmash of many other languages.

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