# ...and how many of the IMDB Bottom 100 movies have you seen?

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**Created:** [August 10, 2005, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-how-many-of-the-imdb-bottom-100-movies-have-you-seen/316412 "2005-08-10T06:11:05Z")\
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I’ve seen 10, but only because I adjusted my count after reading (and agreeing with) **silenus**

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> **Bolero** shouldn’t count if you are 1) male, and 2) saw it in your youth. Titties gotta count for something!

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> [@sciurophobic](#):
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> Sorry, that was supposed to go in the top 100 thread. :smack:
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> I’ve only seen 1 of the bottom movies.

Well, I guess that explains that. You had me worried.

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IF you don’t count MST3K’d versions, then ZERO, BABY! I obviously have great taste.

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I’ve never seen any of these and feel like maybe I’ve cheated myself. Which ones do you folks recommend? If I want to watch something REALLY bad - which one takes the prize?

(And, no, I’ve never even seen them on MST3K).

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_sigh_  
From Justin to Kelly  
Hobgoblins  
The Honeymooners  
Going Overboard  
You Got Served  
Son of the Mask  
Glitter  
3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain  
House of the Dead  
Car 54, Where Are You?  
Gigli  
Baby Geniuses  
Chairman of the Board  
Marci X  
Rollerball  
Shanghai Surprise  
The Master of Disguise  
Ring Master  
Spice World (and even own this one)  
The NeverEnding Story III  
Mr. Nanny  
Crossroads  
Surf Nazis Must Die  
Mighty Moron Potty Trainers: The Movie

Hey, I have a kid. Sometimes we see movies that we just don’t want to see. The non-kid movies… I have no excuse.

_(But I liked Surf Nazis Must Die!!)_

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**Post date:** [August 10, 2005, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-how-many-of-the-imdb-bottom-100-movies-have-you-seen/316412/46 "2005-08-10T14:15:26Z")

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Only 6. I was surprised, I thought I’d seen quite a few B or even C-movies in my youth, but apparently they weren’t bad enough.

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SuperBabies: Baby Geniuses 2  
Going Overboard  
Son of the Mask  
Glitter\*\*\*  
Police Academy: Mission to Moscow\*\*  
House of the Dead  
Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000  
Baby Geniuses  
Jaws: The Revenge  
Rollerball\*  
Police Academy 6: City Under Siege\*\*  
Police Academy 5: Assignment: Miami Beach \*\*  
Carnosaur  
Problem Child 2

- How anything with Rebecca Romijn in tights rates so low is beyond me. YAH single again!  
\*\* I have all of them in my cheesy collection.  
\*\*\* Hey my wife gets to pick which movie we go watch too.

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I was shocked to find that I’ve seen five.

1. **Car 54 Where Are You?** It sucked, but I enjoyed it because it had a cameo by Mojo Nixon as a street preacher [_“Praise Jesus, praise Elvis, and praise Jack Lord’s hair!”_], and I’ve always had a major crush on Fran Drescher.

2. **Leonard Part 6** That was _bad_. Just plain, how-could-they-have-made-this-thing bad. My excuse: I was stuck on a military base in the middle of nowhere, and the Saturday-night movie was the high point of the week.

3. **Robot Monster** Hey, it’s a classic – I saw it even before MST3K did it.

4. **Hercules in New York** Back when I was a serious bodybuilder, we dug up anything Arnold ever appeared in.

5. **Rhinestone** I swear to God, my then-girlfriend dragged me kicking and screaming. (OK, I didn’t mind looking at Dolly, although it may have been the worst music I’ve ever heard her do).

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Not counting the ones with Joel and the Bots (or later Mike), I’ve only seen 2: _Son of the Mask_ and _Master of Disguise_, and only the first in the theatre. While it’s not a _good_ movie, I wouldn’t count it as one of the 100 worst ever. That Dana Carvey dreck, yeah, it deserves its place.

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15 that I can remember.

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I’ve seen most of _Battlefield Earth_ and some of _Tarzan, the Ape Man_, but the only one I’ve seen all the way through is, ahem, _Spice World_.

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I’ve seen 8 and I didn’t think any of them were particularly bad. Certainly not bad enough to warrant a place on the bottom 100.

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> [@plnnr](#):
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> I’ve never seen any of these and feel like maybe I’ve cheated myself. Which ones do you folks recommend? If I want to watch something REALLY bad - which one takes the prize?
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> (And, no, I’ve never even seen them on MST3K).

Of the ones I have seen (about 20), I’d say the worst one was “Master of Disguise”. I was oh so very bad. Really bad. Excrutiatingly bad. Excretable.

Did I mention it was bad?

Including The above mentioned scat, at least half of these I watched with my kids. And “Tarzan” had Bo Derek, naked, covered in mud I believe, so think that falls into the “Bolero” reprieve catagory.

I kinda liked “Baby Geniuses” though.

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I’ve seen 5 at most.

One of them is Baby Geniuses…wow, that was a bad movie. Baby Geniuses 2, by the look of the list, was a good one to skip. 🆒

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I saw about 5 minutes of _Son of the Mask_ when I was picking up my kids from after school care, and that’s it. I don’t think I stay up late enough to have caught any of the others.

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I’ve only seen one, _Teen Wolf Too_. I can’t remember if it was bad or not.

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6 for me.

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I think I mentioned in the other thread that I’ve seen over half of them.

What can I say? I like cheezy movies. They make me laugh.

Manos is so incredibly ghodsawful bad that it is hilarious. I think it should be permanently enshrined as the worst movie ever, bar none.

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I’ve seen at least 24 of them. Thanks, MST3K!

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I saw “Manos” just last weekend (MST3K version). My list:

“Manos” The Hands of Fate (if you’ve seen the MST3K version, you know why I keep putting it in quotes.)  
The House of the Dead  
Rollerball (2002 version)  
Double Dragon

I’m surprised Plan 9 From Outer Space isn’t in there. I deliberately went out of my way to watch the non-MST3K version (if there even is a MST3K version), and it was nonetheless funny.

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