# And how would you likeyour eggs?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-how-would-you-likeyour-eggs/77769>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 23, 2001, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-how-would-you-likeyour-eggs/77769 "2001-08-23T19:36:25Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2001, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-how-would-you-likeyour-eggs/77769/21 "2001-08-23T20:31:21Z")

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> \*Originally posted by katiekilldare \*  
> \*\* Whatsa matter, **Odie**? Did you see an egg with a blood spot in it? ::shudder:: \*\*

Nope I just don’t like the texture and the flavour of them, weird I know…

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**Author:** ![Elessar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Elessar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elessar)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2001, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-how-would-you-likeyour-eggs/77769/22 "2001-08-23T20:39:55Z")

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In my humble opinion:

over easy.

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/22080_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2001, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-how-would-you-likeyour-eggs/77769/23 "2001-08-23T20:44:54Z")

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Over easy in bread - my mom called it Egyptian Eye, I’ve heard it referred to as Toad-in-the-Hole… Yummmmm

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**Author:** ![fenrir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/43a26b/32.png) [@fenrir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fenrir)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2001, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-how-would-you-likeyour-eggs/77769/24 "2001-08-23T20:54:10Z")

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Over easy, hash browns with onions , bacon , wheat toast and a large milk.

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**Author:** ![Manduck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manduck/32/256_2.png) [@Manduck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manduck)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2001, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-how-would-you-likeyour-eggs/77769/25 "2001-08-23T21:12:55Z")

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Scrambled, moist. Or omeletized or fried (sunny) or poached or softboiled.

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**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2001, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-how-would-you-likeyour-eggs/77769/26 "2001-08-23T21:15:02Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Manservant Hecubus \*  
> \*\*Discarded in favor of eating she who cooked them. \*\*

:eek: Hey Man, can I fix ya some eggs?

I like mine over easy. And Benedict. Mmmm.

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**Author:** ![deb2world](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7cd45c/32.png) [@deb2world](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/deb2world)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2001, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-how-would-you-likeyour-eggs/77769/27 "2001-08-23T21:15:12Z")

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I want an Angel food cake, thank you.

deb

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**Author:** ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2001, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-how-would-you-likeyour-eggs/77769/28 "2001-08-23T21:25:19Z")

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Tretiak - yeah, poached! And try to get ‘em at farmers’ market or from a roadside egg farmer’s stand. Then rush them home, poach them in simmering water for a scant three minutes, and put a couple on a slice of fried Farmer John’s ham. Serve with toasted English muffins and canteloupe slices.

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**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2001, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-how-would-you-likeyour-eggs/77769/29 "2001-08-23T21:39:22Z")

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scrambled. stir 'em up good in a bowl with a splash of milk while you melt some butter on the frying pan, then toss 'em in and scramble them, makes 'em fluffy. add salt & pepper. if feeling adventurous, melt some cheese into them. serve with jam on toast, bacon, and grits.

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**Author:** ![poohpah\_chalupa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/91b2a8/32.png) [@poohpah\_chalupa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/poohpah_chalupa)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2001, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-how-would-you-likeyour-eggs/77769/30 "2001-08-23T21:48:02Z")

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scrambled well, cooked in a little bacon grease, with diced ham…mmmmmmmmmm…I’ve been known to eat nine eggs this way.

Of course, later in the day, I’m _feeling_ it.

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**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2001, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-how-would-you-likeyour-eggs/77769/31 "2001-08-23T22:19:02Z")

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From a chicken, thanks.

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**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2001, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-how-would-you-likeyour-eggs/77769/32 "2001-08-23T22:24:01Z")

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Over easy, with toast for the runny yolks. Mmmmmmm.

Or scrambled, then lightly decorated with ketchup.

Or pretty much any other way they can possibly be cooked, as long as the whites aren’t runny.

Mmmmmm. I love eggs.

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**Author:** ![Pessor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/439d5e/32.png) [@Pessor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pessor)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2001, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-how-would-you-likeyour-eggs/77769/33 "2001-08-23T23:15:57Z")

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By a campfire, scrambled or over easy, as long as there’s bacon, italian toast, and bloody marys. If we’re in Maine, the bloodies must be made with half vodka, half gin. Then… into the tent 😉

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**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2001, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-how-would-you-likeyour-eggs/77769/34 "2001-08-23T23:16:24Z")

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Huevos Rancheros. With the red paste made from chili pequins. There used to be a little diner-style restaurant across from UNM main campus in Albuquerque, on Central, made the best huevos rancheros…mmmmm

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**Author:** ![stofsky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dfb087/32.png) [@stofsky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stofsky)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2001, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-how-would-you-likeyour-eggs/77769/35 "2001-08-23T23:22:09Z")

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Poached with runny yolks on top of corned beef hash

Sunny-side up (firm whites) with hot sauce, salsa, or (and I bet I get flamed for this, but it’s yummy) grape jelly

Leftover-from-last-night’s-dinner-out prime rib omelet with 2 or 3 cheeses

Hard boiled with lots of salt, pepper, and butter (not marge)

On top of stacked enchiladas, as the aforementioned sunny side up  
Awww, hell, just give me eggs any way but dry–meaning overcooked or overscrambled. I want 'em juicy.

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**Author:** ![Kbean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Kbean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kbean)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2001, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-how-would-you-likeyour-eggs/77769/36 "2001-08-23T23:22:21Z")

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Scrambled with tabasco sauce. Mmmmm.

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**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2001, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-how-would-you-likeyour-eggs/77769/37 "2001-08-23T23:26:05Z")

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Over easy, with crisp bacon (I do not want the bacon to even bend when I pick it up !) grits with butter, salt and pepper. And either toast or a toasted english muffin.

(Note to self, cook eggs for \*\* Manservant Hecubus \*\* real soon ! 😉 )

(Second note to self, get \*\* poohpah chalupa \*\* cook breakfast for me soon, that sounds yummy )

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**Author:** ![Aguecheek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@Aguecheek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aguecheek)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2001, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-how-would-you-likeyour-eggs/77769/38 "2001-08-23T23:32:02Z")

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Hatched.

Raised on a diet of grain and corn.  
Plucked, de-red-meated.  
Wrapped around some ham and shaved swiss cheese.  
Lightly breaded, fried.  
And served with whatever vegetable might be in season.

Mm!

[sub]hee hee hee hee[/sub]

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**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2001, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-how-would-you-likeyour-eggs/77769/39 "2001-08-23T23:37:11Z")

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Scrambled with a tablespoon of orange juice, grated vintage cheddar cheese. Serve on toast and drizzle honey over them.

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**Author:** ![irishgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@irishgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/irishgirl)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2001, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-how-would-you-likeyour-eggs/77769/40 "2001-08-24T01:10:18Z")

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as part of the breakfast in bed brought to me by a gorgeous man.

sadly, today he only made me toast.

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