# And if I start a post... **URL:** \ **Category:** About This Message Board\ **Created:** [April 1, 2010, 10:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-if-i-start-a-post/534557 "2010-04-01T10:31:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Cicero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cicero/32/3594_2.png) [@Cicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cicero)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 10:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-if-i-start-a-post/534557/1 "2010-04-01T10:31:42Z")
Do I get a moderator title? Never mind. ---
**Author:** ![Cicero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cicero/32/3594_2.png) [@Cicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cicero)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 10:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-if-i-start-a-post/534557/2 "2010-04-01T10:44:49Z")
Must be random. I see administrator for me now. When do I receive my first cheque? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![antechinus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/fbc32d/32.png) [@antechinus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/antechinus)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-if-i-start-a-post/534557/3 "2010-04-01T11:05:05Z")
If you make some more posts you might level up to Perfect Master. ---
**Author:** ![Snickers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Snickers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snickers)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-if-i-start-a-post/534557/4 "2010-04-01T13:01:17Z")
What’s mine? I’m interested. ---
**Author:** ![Cicero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cicero/32/3594_2.png) [@Cicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cicero)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-if-i-start-a-post/534557/5 "2010-04-01T13:04:09Z")
Still a Charter Member to me. I think you may need to start a thread rather than post to one. Either that or my greatness has been recognised. Along with many others 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-if-i-start-a-post/534557/6 "2010-04-01T15:28:01Z")
Sadly, I remain a mere guest. However, that also means I don’t have to do any work, and there should be good eats… ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-if-i-start-a-post/534557/7 "2010-04-01T16:28:02Z")
> [@Oakminster](#): > > Sadly, I remain a mere guest. However, that also means I don’t have to do any work, and there should be good eats… Hmmm…hoisted on my own petard? Apparently I will work, but only if you feed me. 🆒 Or, in the alternative, I has a funny title. 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Tastes\_of\_Chocolate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tastes_of_chocolate/32/3232_2.png) [@Tastes\_of\_Chocolate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tastes_of_Chocolate)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-if-i-start-a-post/534557/8 "2010-04-01T16:36:45Z")
Oh oh oh… Who do I get to be today? ---
**Author:** ![Nancarrow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c37758/32.png) [@Nancarrow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nancarrow)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-if-i-start-a-post/534557/9 "2010-04-01T17:19:10Z")
Let’s see now. ETA: huh. That’s not very interesting. Who do I have to blow to get an amusing title around here? ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-if-i-start-a-post/534557/10 "2010-04-01T17:20:14Z")
> [@Tastes\_of\_Chocolate](#): > > Oh oh oh… > Who do I get to be today? > [@Nancarrow](#): > > Let’s see now. > > ETA: huh. That’s not very interesting. Who do I have to blow to get an amusing title around here? No Soup for You! ---
**Author:** ![Tastes\_of\_Chocolate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tastes_of_chocolate/32/3232_2.png) [@Tastes\_of\_Chocolate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tastes_of_Chocolate)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-if-i-start-a-post/534557/11 "2010-04-01T23:09:51Z")
Sigh - 6 hours later, and still no soup for me. That means I can’t even go home and cry in it. ---
**Author:** ![Nancarrow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c37758/32.png) [@Nancarrow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nancarrow)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2010, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-if-i-start-a-post/534557/12 "2010-04-02T07:10:59Z")
> [@Nancarrow](#): > > doesn’t know whom to blow That’s better! From :o to 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![xash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/c6cbf5/32.png) [@xash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xash)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2010, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-if-i-start-a-post/534557/13 "2010-04-02T07:22:30Z")
> [@Nancarrow](#): > > That’s better! From :o to 🆒 Um… I would think the first smilie is more conducive to blow.