# And in other news, fish can drive cars

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 11, 2022, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-in-other-news-fish-can-drive-cars/957577 "2022-01-11T07:40:16Z")\
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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2022, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-in-other-news-fish-can-drive-cars/957577/1 "2022-01-11T07:40:16Z")

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Israeli researchers have apparently taught goldfish to drive cars.

> **[Watch a goldfish drive a car toward a target to earn treats | CBC News](https://www.cbc.ca/news/science/goldfish-driving-1.6309485)**
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> Goldfish are capable of navigating on land, Israeli researchers have found, after training fish to drive.

Those robots with fishtank heads are getting closer and closer!

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2022, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-in-other-news-fish-can-drive-cars/957577/2 "2022-01-11T13:14:00Z")

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There’s something very fishy about this story. But I won’t carp on it.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2022, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-in-other-news-fish-can-drive-cars/957577/3 "2022-01-11T13:18:51Z")

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> [@Sunspace](#):
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> Israeli researchers have apparently taught goldfish to drive cars. -

Do they fuel up at a Shell station?

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/6l1GvDWtccI/hqdefault.jpg "Wet Dream - Kip Addotta") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6l1GvDWtccI)

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2022, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-in-other-news-fish-can-drive-cars/957577/4 "2022-01-11T14:03:53Z")

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Oh, they’ll never admit it, but you just _know_ where they got [the idea](https://www.pinterest.com/pin/380061656039682691/?d=t&mt=login):

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**Author:** ![tofor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tofor/32/13727_2.png) [@tofor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tofor)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2022, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-in-other-news-fish-can-drive-cars/957577/5 "2022-01-11T14:26:53Z")

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Or maybe on [QI _years_ ago](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXUqDcANKj0)

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**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2022, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-in-other-news-fish-can-drive-cars/957577/6 "2022-01-11T15:10:30Z")

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Fish aren’t the only ones who can drive. [Here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6ze-nVh2Bs)’s an orangutan driving a golf cart and [another](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWAK0J8Uhzk) of dogs driving a Mini.

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**Author:** ![mixdenny](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mixdenny/32/2962_2.png) [@mixdenny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mixdenny)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2022, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-in-other-news-fish-can-drive-cars/957577/7 "2022-01-11T16:10:20Z")

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That goldfish has got to be a fluke.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2022, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-in-other-news-fish-can-drive-cars/957577/8 "2022-01-11T16:17:59Z")

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> [@mixdenny](#):
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> That goldfish has got to be a fluke. -

I’ll bet you think you’re finny.

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2022, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-in-other-news-fish-can-drive-cars/957577/9 "2022-01-11T18:55:02Z")

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^ **Orange** you being a little **Roughy** on him?

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**Author:** ![Llama\_Llogophile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@Llama\_Llogophile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Llama_Llogophile)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2022, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-in-other-news-fish-can-drive-cars/957577/10 "2022-01-12T03:40:35Z")

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> [@mixdenny](#):
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> That goldfish has got to be a fluke.

No, it was a successful experiment - just on a very small scale.

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2022, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-in-other-news-fish-can-drive-cars/957577/11 "2022-01-12T03:51:48Z")

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> [@Sunspace](#):
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> Those robots with fishtank heads are getting closer and closer!

A. J. Carmichael!  
[![](https://images7.alphacoders.com/110/thumb-1920-1106859.jpg) ](https://images7.alphacoders.com/110/thumb-1920-1106859.jpg)
