# And it's 1, 2, 3, What are we celebrating FairyChatMom's birthday for? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 23, 2004, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-its-1-2-3-what-are-we-celebrating-fairychatmoms-birthday-for/225747 "2004-01-23T12:38:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21825_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2004, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-its-1-2-3-what-are-we-celebrating-fairychatmoms-birthday-for/225747/21 "2004-01-23T16:47:06Z")
Miss **FairyChatMoose** is a social butterfly (figuratively, as she really is a moose) who travels around the world to attend DopeFests or to hang out with Dopers who have less of a life than I do! šŸ˜ƒ If you want her to visit, send me your address and Iā€™ll dispatch her with all due haste. All I ask is that you send me copies of any photos you take of her or with her. That way, I can live vicariously through her adventures (see the above comment about not having much of a lifeā€¦) ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21825_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2004, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-its-1-2-3-what-are-we-celebrating-fairychatmoms-birthday-for/225747/22 "2004-01-23T16:53:51Z")
_\_ smartassā€¦ šŸ˜› ---
**Author:** ![Dazzling\_White\_Diamonds](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/41988e/32.png) [@Dazzling\_White\_Diamonds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dazzling_White_Diamonds)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2004, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-its-1-2-3-what-are-we-celebrating-fairychatmoms-birthday-for/225747/23 "2004-01-23T17:21:55Z")
Happy Birthday **FCM**! Youā€™re one of my favoritest dopers! XOXOXOXO, DWD ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21825_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2004, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-its-1-2-3-what-are-we-celebrating-fairychatmoms-birthday-for/225747/24 "2004-01-23T17:36:35Z")
Aw, thanks, **DWD** , but I know you only said that because I sent you chocolate. šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Dazzling\_White\_Diamonds](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/41988e/32.png) [@Dazzling\_White\_Diamonds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dazzling_White_Diamonds)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2004, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-its-1-2-3-what-are-we-celebrating-fairychatmoms-birthday-for/225747/25 "2004-01-23T17:59:35Z")
And it was some _ **damned fine** _ chocolate, tooā€¦ šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![lightingtool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/57b2e6/32.png) [@lightingtool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lightingtool)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2004, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-its-1-2-3-what-are-we-celebrating-fairychatmoms-birthday-for/225747/26 "2004-01-23T18:00:50Z")
Happy 50, **FCM**! Wow, this new layout is so cool. I just used the bold button. And now Iā€™m going to resize this with out typing anything at all! Yippeeee!!!Hope you have a great day. **Resists urge to hijack thread** šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2004, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-its-1-2-3-what-are-we-celebrating-fairychatmoms-birthday-for/225747/27 "2004-01-23T18:35:20Z")
Yes! Another Doper who remembers the important stuff: That Was the Week That Was, Martha Mitchell and WIN buttons. Happy Birthday, **FCM**! ---
**Author:** ![Kallessa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7993a0/32.png) [@Kallessa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kallessa)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2004, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-its-1-2-3-what-are-we-celebrating-fairychatmoms-birthday-for/225747/28 "2004-01-23T18:39:22Z")
Happy birthday **FCM** and many happy returns. Donā€™t worry about the birthday cakeā€“Iā€™m not low-carbing and Iā€™d be happy to be your substitute birthday cake eater. In fact, I just found a place that had excellent looking desserts (but I couldnā€™t have one 'cuz I was with real skinny people) so, in honor of your birthday, Iā€™ll bite the bullet and go back and have one of those desserts. Iā€™ll have the Akins-friendly ham and cheese quiche first (in order to be more like youā€“if Iā€™m going to take your place, albeit just for cake, I might as well do the whole routine). Not that anyone could ever take your place in any meaningful way, youā€™re way, way too special for that, but itā€™s an honor to pig out for you. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21825_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2004, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-its-1-2-3-what-are-we-celebrating-fairychatmoms-birthday-for/225747/29 "2004-01-23T18:41:19Z")
Glad my little b-day thread gave you a chance to play, **lightingtool**! Hijack all you want - I donā€™t mind! ---
**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2004, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-its-1-2-3-what-are-we-celebrating-fairychatmoms-birthday-for/225747/30 "2004-01-23T18:42:39Z")
Happy Birthday. Wishing you a good day, a good year and a good life. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21825_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2004, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-its-1-2-3-what-are-we-celebrating-fairychatmoms-birthday-for/225747/31 "2004-01-23T18:58:05Z")
**koeeoaddi** - donā€™t forget black-and-white TVs with no remote! **Kallessa** - youā€™e too kind. But Iā€™m not an Atkins person - Iā€™m a South Beacher. Weā€™re not nearly as strict, but cake isnā€™t a good ideaā€¦ So throw yourself on that grenade for me! **Khadaji** - wow - I just got a ā€œKā€ trifecta! Thanks all!! ---
**Author:** ![Missy2U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3bc359/32.png) [@Missy2U](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Missy2U)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2004, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-its-1-2-3-what-are-we-celebrating-fairychatmoms-birthday-for/225747/32 "2004-01-23T19:03:38Z")
**FCM** , I wish you a very, very, very wonderful Birthday, and hope that I can be as cool as you are when (and if) I grow up šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Bumbazine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbazine/32/362_2.png) [@Bumbazine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbazine)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2004, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-its-1-2-3-what-are-we-celebrating-fairychatmoms-birthday-for/225747/33 "2004-01-23T19:09:29Z")
Aw geez! I was out back spackling my walls and missed the singing part of the Birthday party. (which is just as well for you.) Did I miss the hugging part too? **HAPPY BIRTHDAY {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{FCM}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}** PSSST. I brought chocolate. I know youā€™re not supposed to have any, so donā€™t look at it and think of broccoli while you eat it, mkay? ---
**Author:** ![scout1222](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/34f0e0/32.png) [@scout1222](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scout1222)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2004, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-its-1-2-3-what-are-we-celebrating-fairychatmoms-birthday-for/225747/34 "2004-01-23T19:22:03Z")
Happy Birthday! Iā€™m gonna ask **Rue** here: Is it okay if I call her Snickers? Or does that breach some Special Friendā„¢ etiquette? I just want to make sure Iā€™m following procedure properly. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21825_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2004, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-its-1-2-3-what-are-we-celebrating-fairychatmoms-birthday-for/225747/35 "2004-01-23T21:40:25Z")
**Missy** , donā€™t bother about growing up - I didnā€™t see any future in it. **Bumb** , darlin, just knowing youā€™re out there fills my life with such sweetness! **scout** , it might confuse the Doper whose name is Snickers. I promise itā€™s not a sock. **Rue** came up with the nickname years ago after an email I sent himā€¦ and thatā€™s all Iā€™m sayinā€™ about that. wooooooo - mysteriousā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2004, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-its-1-2-3-what-are-we-celebrating-fairychatmoms-birthday-for/225747/36 "2004-01-24T02:22:05Z")
Happy 50th, **FCM**!!! Iā€™m just six weeks behind you, but I donā€™t seem to be gaining. Canā€™t understand it! šŸ˜‰ [hijack] **dbygawdcapn** , are you a Southern Marylander? Iā€™m in northern Calvert County! So, whatā€™s this place you told FCM about? [/hijack] ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21825_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2004, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-its-1-2-3-what-are-we-celebrating-fairychatmoms-birthday-for/225747/37 "2004-01-24T18:34:23Z")
**RTF** , he was my Secret Santa and he sent me a print of a general store down in Scotland. One of these days when **FCD** and I have some time to kill, Iā€™m going to try to find the place. ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2004, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-its-1-2-3-what-are-we-celebrating-fairychatmoms-birthday-for/225747/38 "2004-01-24T18:42:31Z")
Happy Birthday! I waved in your direction as I passed I-10 last night. Iā€™d have swung by but I wasnā€™t certain that you were home, this being your big birthday weekend and all. Mrs. ShibbOlethā€™s 40th is this Monday, so youā€™re not alone on the milestone birthday thing. Have an extra dessert with dinner tonight. You deserve it (and itā€™s on Rue). ---
**Author:** ![Blonde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Blonde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blonde)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2004, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-its-1-2-3-what-are-we-celebrating-fairychatmoms-birthday-for/225747/39 "2004-01-24T21:34:59Z")
**FairyChatMom,** I hope your birthday was filled with happiness - and the next year brings you everything your heart desires! ---
**Author:** ![dbygawdcapn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dbygawdcapn/32/3995_2.png) [@dbygawdcapn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dbygawdcapn)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2004, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-its-1-2-3-what-are-we-celebrating-fairychatmoms-birthday-for/225747/40 "2004-01-24T22:36:33Z")
> [@FairyChatMom](#): > > **RTF** , he was my Secret Santa and he sent me a print of a general store down in Scotland. One of these days when **FCD** and I have some time to kill, Iā€™m going to try to find the place. Find it? You will be hard pressed to miss it. There are two whole businesses in the entire hamlet of Scotland, Md, and strangely enough they both sell tackle, beer, and ice. ( the only commodities apparently needed in Scotland) **RTF** , I am living in ā€œYes Indee **d by gawd capnā€™** St. Maryā€™s Countyā€ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-its-1-2-3-what-are-we-celebrating-fairychatmoms-birthday-for/225747.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-its-1-2-3-what-are-we-celebrating-fairychatmoms-birthday-for/225747.md?page=3)