# And now 1000

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-now-1000/1344
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**Created:** [April 11, 2000, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-now-1000/1344 "2000-04-11T18:48:00Z")
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### Author: ![Flypsyde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f0a364/32.png) [@Flypsyde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flypsyde)
#### Post date: [April 11, 2000, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-now-1000/1344/1 "2000-04-11T18:48:00Z")

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Hey, if ChiefScott can do it, so can I.

Happy 1K, ATMB.

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“What do you look for in a woman you date?”  
“Well, I know everyone always says sense of humor,  
but I’d really have to go with breast size.”