# And Now, Introducing... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 1, 2019, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-now-introducing/844226 "2019-12-01T04:42:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![VOW](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/vow/32/3043_2.png) [@VOW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VOW)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2019, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-now-introducing/844226/21 "2019-12-02T14:45:09Z")
**Dork** , you are treading on some miserable family history. There was an actual “Carl” that we wish had never been born. Go with “W.” ~VOW ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2020, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-now-introducing/844226/22 "2020-01-12T01:03:30Z")
And now our Charlie is dating some strumpet. How can he manage the Doper Ladies super group while that, that…albatross…erm lady is hanging around his neck?(:() We may run amok. Just sayin’ ~VOW, where are you? This is bordering on anarchy! ---
**Author:** ![VOW](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/vow/32/3043_2.png) [@VOW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VOW)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2020, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-now-introducing/844226/23 "2020-01-12T02:15:49Z")
Dorkie’s lady can come play, too. Did we decide on The Bitchsters? (Bitches + Sisters) ~VOW ---
**Author:** ![VOW](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/vow/32/3043_2.png) [@VOW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VOW)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2020, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-now-introducing/844226/24 "2020-01-12T02:17:18Z")
And Bekkers, we done run amok already. I ain’t running NO MORE. Not even for chocolate. ~VOW ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2020, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-now-introducing/844226/25 "2020-01-12T02:30:02Z")
I like Bitchsters. It perfectly describes my mood. (:)) ---
**Author:** ![VOW](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/vow/32/3043_2.png) [@VOW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VOW)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2020, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-now-introducing/844226/26 "2020-01-12T03:42:33Z")
I used the word “bitch” as my sig line on my personal email. My emails got kicked back by some businesses for using “an offensive word.” That made me even more like a bitch! ~VOW ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2020, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-now-introducing/844226/27 "2020-01-12T05:55:06Z")
The cast so far has a distinct lack of people with magnificent beards and working knowledge of medieval arms and armor. I humbly volunteer to fill both rolls. Oh, oh, oh! Maybe you could have a villain called “The Basturderer”! ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2020, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-now-introducing/844226/28 "2020-01-12T06:40:21Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > I like Bitchsters. It perfectly describes my mood. (:)) I humbly submit [this as the group’s theme song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ivt_N2Zcts). ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2020, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-now-introducing/844226/29 "2020-01-12T07:02:41Z")
Love that song. ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2020, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-now-introducing/844226/30 "2020-01-12T14:32:57Z")
Regallag The Axe, I do so dub thee Sir Regallag The Axe of The Holy Order Of The Most Excellent And Glorious Beard and appoint you Keeper and Trainer At Arms for Medevial and Bladed Weapons and Armor Arise Sir Regallag and take thy position. As fer alla youse other, easy girls, gotta bring her along gentle, already rocked her world with enough newness, this place would blow the lid off ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2020, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-now-introducing/844226/31 "2020-01-12T16:44:19Z")
Ah, there’s our Charlie. See, ladies he has not forsaken us! Hey! There’s a guy with an Axe. Mmm! Smells nice! ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2020, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-now-introducing/844226/32 "2020-01-12T20:48:25Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > Hey! There’s a guy with an Axe. Mmm! Smells nice! Smells like Teen Spirit? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2020, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-now-introducing/844226/33 "2020-01-12T22:15:01Z")
That’s no nerfherder, that’s a Bard! I here by appoint you Sir Kenobi, Morale Officer and member of the Holy Order Of The Most Excellent And Glorious Beard. Sir Regallag will help you with your ceremonial robes ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2020, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-now-introducing/844226/34 "2020-01-12T22:56:22Z")
I concur. (As if you needed my concurrent affirmation) ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2020, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-now-introducing/844226/35 "2020-01-13T00:42:11Z")
Woohoo! I humbly serve the most excellent Bitchsters. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![VOW](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/vow/32/3043_2.png) [@VOW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VOW)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2020, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-now-introducing/844226/36 "2020-01-13T01:35:53Z")
> [@kenobi\_65](#): > > Woohoo! I humbly serve the most excellent Bitchsters. 😃 GAWD, that sounds good! ~VOW ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2020, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-now-introducing/844226/37 "2020-01-13T01:37:56Z")
It does, indeed! ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2020, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-now-introducing/844226/38 "2020-01-13T19:38:21Z")
As your morale officer, I share with you a version of Electric Light Orchestra’s “Mr. Blue Sky,” one of the happiest rock songs ever written. This version is by Postmodern Jukebox, a group which does retro-style covers of rock and pop songs; the vocalist on this, Allison Young, bears an uncanny resemblence to my niece. [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/NTbNCezCJNM/maxresdefault.jpg "Mr. Blue Sky (Electric Light Orchestra) - Postmodern Jukebox ft. Allison Young") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTbNCezCJNM) ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2020, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-now-introducing/844226/39 "2020-01-13T20:32:22Z")
Well, that cheered me right up. Thx, Kenobi- morale officer! Love it. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-now-introducing/844226.md?page=1)