# And NOW it's time for........ Drumroll, please.... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 15, 2001, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-now-its-time-for-drumroll-please/50110 "2001-01-15T07:04:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-now-its-time-for-drumroll-please/50110/1 "2001-01-15T07:04:57Z")
The one and only Falcon’s 4000 post party. I know, I know. It seems like only yesterday that she started posting here. So, come one, come all to celebrate our prettiest flirter’s total lack of a life outside of this board. 😉 Just kidding, my dear friend. So, belly up to the bar, give her a kiss and a hug on your way, and I have lots of goodies to much on too. No, no, not the other posters. Well, unless they _want_ to be nibbled on, that is. 😛 Congrats, my friend. Here’s to many more posts that are as informative and fun as the last 4000. 😃 {{{{{{Falcon}}}}}} I know the mods don’t want too many of these, but surely 4000 deserves some mention. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-now-its-time-for-drumroll-please/50110/2 "2001-01-15T07:09:40Z")
How the HELL did I manage 4000 posts? I think around 500 were in Guy Stuff. 😉 Thanks to purp for starting this. _hugs_ (And hon? If you wanna nibble on someone, go ahead. ;)) _wanders over to the bar to grab a Long Island Iced Tea_ Woo!! ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 7:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-now-its-time-for-drumroll-please/50110/3 "2001-01-15T07:12:55Z")
;:bellies up:: I’m so tired. Someone pump me up…there isn’t any alcohol at this party is there? ::passes out onto the bar:: ---
**Author:** ![Lux\_Fiat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bc79bd/32.png) [@Lux\_Fiat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lux_Fiat)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-now-its-time-for-drumroll-please/50110/4 "2001-01-15T07:16:22Z")
Way to be, Falc! Somebody say body shots? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 7:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-now-its-time-for-drumroll-please/50110/5 "2001-01-15T07:17:31Z")
(((((Falcon))))) Congrats! It is an honor to know you. [sub]Now save some of the liquor, okay? I’m coming up on the big 4 myself, and the way I’ve been posting lately, I imagine I’ll be hitting it, oh, Tuesday or Wednesday…:D[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 7:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-now-its-time-for-drumroll-please/50110/6 "2001-01-15T07:17:41Z")
Oh my…now THERE’S an idea, Luxy… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 7:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-now-its-time-for-drumroll-please/50110/7 "2001-01-15T07:21:30Z")
4000 for Falcon! WHOO HOO! ::bellies up to the bar, orders a Clipper City IPA::: :raises glass: “Here’s to the gol-dern nicest, funniest, classiest, prettiest chick on the whole damn message board!” 4000 for Falcon? Bartender, the next round is on me! Drinks for the house! Congrats, hon. Now, I might be persuaded to nibble…😉 ---
**Author:** ![blur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dbc845/32.png) [@blur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blur)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-now-its-time-for-drumroll-please/50110/8 "2001-01-15T07:40:30Z")
Congrats Falcon. I’m kinda new here, so let me get in everyones good graces and pick up the next couple of rounds. ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 8:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-now-its-time-for-drumroll-please/50110/9 "2001-01-15T08:22:45Z")
You’re quite welcome, my favorite bird. And, I’ll be nibbling on someone, never fear. About 30 seconds after he gets off the plane next week. 😉 On his _ears_, you pervs! 😛 So, I’ll just hang out over here with my 151 and coke, and watch what develops. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Bear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecc23a/32.png) [@Mr\_Bear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Bear)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 9:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-now-its-time-for-drumroll-please/50110/10 "2001-01-15T09:44:38Z")
Congrats Falcon!! [hijack] Could some one explain to Purplebear(see dear I didn’t abbreviate your name to PB{peanut butter}) on different techniques for doing body shots? It’s been a long time since I have done them and am also interested to hear about other peoples technique. [/hijack] again congrats Falcon enjoy the party! ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 9:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-now-its-time-for-drumroll-please/50110/11 "2001-01-15T09:55:38Z")
Happy 4K **Ms. Raptor**! I want a Martini that’s so dry I’ll fart dust. ---
**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-now-its-time-for-drumroll-please/50110/12 "2001-01-15T16:36:31Z")
Good for you. 😃 :: pours a shot of Jack Daniel’s:: ::leaves the shot on the bar and walks away with the bottle:: ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-now-its-time-for-drumroll-please/50110/13 "2001-01-15T16:49:54Z")
Congratulations. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-now-its-time-for-drumroll-please/50110/15 "2001-01-15T19:56:38Z")
Kudos to Falcon! (Much easier to spell, BTW). I’ve only got… let’s see, carry the 2, divide by SqRt Pi, diffy q it, then add ten… a few more years to go. ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-now-its-time-for-drumroll-please/50110/16 "2001-01-16T02:17:34Z")
Congratulations, honey! **((((Falcon))))** Love ya’ dearly, hope your life (and she DOES have one, folks, trust me!) ALWAYS contains this message board! Cheri ---
**Author:** ![Danielinthewolvesden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Danielinthewolvesden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danielinthewolvesden)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-now-its-time-for-drumroll-please/50110/17 "2001-01-17T04:05:46Z")
Congrats falcon! May you have many more. And, we can all see why purp is everyones fave- she does things like this. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-now-its-time-for-drumroll-please/50110/18 "2001-01-17T04:39:23Z")
Awwww, **Daniel** my love, you can do better than THAT! Here is some massage oil, scent of **Falcon’s** choice. Now limber up those marvelous hands and congratulate her in STYLE, my man! **purp** and I will be over here in the hot tub, watching all the fun go by… Scotti ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-now-its-time-for-drumroll-please/50110/19 "2001-01-17T04:52:07Z")
Marvelous hands? Oooooo… _grabs the vanilla massage oil_ ---
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-now-its-time-for-drumroll-please/50110/20 "2001-01-17T04:58:51Z")
How did I miss this? Happy 4000 to the poster who most feels like my “big sis”. Many many more! ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-now-its-time-for-drumroll-please/50110/21 "2001-01-17T05:59:43Z")
Yay to my favorite IRL doper and the best hugger I know! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-now-its-time-for-drumroll-please/50110.md?page=2)