# And of course, 100 MASH characters

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [March 24, 2006, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-of-course-100-mash-characters/349720 "2006-03-24T15:05:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2006, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-of-course-100-mash-characters/349720/41 "2006-03-24T21:18:15Z")

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Inga (Mariette Hartley)

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2006, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-of-course-100-mash-characters/349720/42 "2006-03-24T21:22:14Z")

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Soon Li Klinger

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**Post date:** [March 24, 2006, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-of-course-100-mash-characters/349720/43 "2006-03-24T21:26:38Z")

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Edwina “Nurse Eddie” Ferguson (Arlene Golonka)  
Captain Casey (the fake doctor)  
Lt. Nugent (the nurse Radar fell for, played by Peggy Lee Brennan, who I went to college with.)

Just wanted to get that in.

Carry on. 🆒

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2006, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-of-course-100-mash-characters/349720/44 "2006-03-24T21:31:18Z")

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Aggie O’Shea, the reporter

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**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2006, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-of-course-100-mash-characters/349720/45 "2006-03-24T21:31:21Z")

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Duke Forrest  
“Painless” Woldowski

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2006, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-of-course-100-mash-characters/349720/46 "2006-03-24T21:32:28Z")

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> [@Airman Doors](#):
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> Duke Forrest  
> “Painless” Woldowski

I don’t think they were on the TV show - or are we including the movie?

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**Post date:** [March 24, 2006, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-of-course-100-mash-characters/349720/47 "2006-03-24T21:37:14Z")

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Charlie Lee (Jack Soo) the black marketeer.

(Hawkeye and Trapper trade Henry’s newly arrived antique oak desk to Charlie in exchange for medical supplies. Classic final scene of desk flying away by helicopter.)

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**Post date:** [March 24, 2006, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-of-course-100-mash-characters/349720/48 "2006-03-24T21:38:03Z")

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There was that guy who, in several episodes, played the guitar. I don’t know if he was ever mentioned. It seems to me that he only ever appeared in episodes directed by Hy Averback.

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2006, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-of-course-100-mash-characters/349720/49 "2006-03-24T21:39:17Z")

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> [@adam yax](#):
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> There was that guy who, in several episodes, played the guitar. I don’t know if he was ever mentioned. It seems to me that he only ever appeared in episodes directed by Hy Averback.

[up](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=7228830&postcount=9)

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**Post date:** [March 24, 2006, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-of-course-100-mash-characters/349720/50 "2006-03-24T21:41:19Z")

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> [@adam yax](#):
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> There was that guy who, in several episodes, played the guitar. I don’t know if he was ever mentioned.

Cpl. Spaulding, played by Loudon Wainwright III?

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**Post date:** [March 24, 2006, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-of-course-100-mash-characters/349720/51 "2006-03-24T21:51:17Z")

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> [@Lute Skywatcher](#):
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> Cpl. Spaulding, played by Loudon Wainwright III?

I never knew he had a name. I was often inebriated whilst watching MASH in college, were I first made the Averback/guitar playing guy connection.

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**Post date:** [March 24, 2006, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-of-course-100-mash-characters/349720/52 "2006-03-24T22:00:07Z")

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Nurse Kelly.

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**Author:** ![Don\_Draper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Don\_Draper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_Draper)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2006, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-of-course-100-mash-characters/349720/53 "2006-03-24T22:09:01Z")

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Did anyone yet mention Rosie, proprietess of the just off-base saloon?

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**Post date:** [March 24, 2006, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-of-course-100-mash-characters/349720/54 "2006-03-24T22:14:22Z")

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> [@anyrose](#):
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> I don’t think they were on the TV show - or are we including the movie?

The thread title only referred to MASH characters, so I am taking them at their word. Other people have as well. “Spearchucker” Jones was only in the movie.

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**Post date:** [March 24, 2006, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-of-course-100-mash-characters/349720/55 "2006-03-24T22:18:44Z")

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> [@Airman Doors](#):
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> The thread title only referred to MASH characters, so I am taking them at their word. Other people have as well. “Spearchucker” Jones was only in the movie.

He was in the first season of the series, until the producers discovered that there were no black surgeons in the Korean War.

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**Post date:** [March 24, 2006, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-of-course-100-mash-characters/349720/56 "2006-03-24T22:20:09Z")

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> [@adam yax](#):
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> I never knew he had a name. I was often inebriated whilst watching MASH in college, were I first made the Averback/guitar playing guy connection.

There was another guitar player, a dentist IIRC. He might have been in only one episode.

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**Post date:** [March 24, 2006, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-of-course-100-mash-characters/349720/57 "2006-03-24T22:27:58Z")

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the orphans - i think they colletively count as one character

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**Post date:** [March 24, 2006, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-of-course-100-mash-characters/349720/58 "2006-03-24T22:38:22Z")

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Recap:

Spearchucker Jones  
Colonel Flagg  
Dr Sidney Friedman  
Benjamin Franklin “Hawkeye” Pierce  
(Corporal)Sargeant Maxwell Q. Klinger  
Corporal Lance Spaulding (played by Loudon Wainwright III)  
Lt Col Donald Penobscot  
Margaret “Hot Lips” (O’)Houlihan (she was more Irish in the movie)  
Colonel Sherman Tecumseh Potter  
Corporal Walter “Radar” O’Reilly  
Captain Jonathan R. Tuttle  
Maj. Charles Emerson Winchester III  
Nurse Kelley  
Five O’Clock Charlie  
Lt Col Henry Blake  
B.J. “Beej” Hunnicut  
Seargent Elmo Zale  
The helicopter pilot with diabetes  
Fr. Francis Xavier Mulcahy  
Double Dear John John from Reno, AKA Cowboy  
Ho-Jon  
Major Frank Burns  
Rosie  
General Douglas MacArthur (tho not a speaking role)  
General Steele “Hey, hey, Uncle Bud, gonna beat my feet in the Mississippi mud!”  
Sparky, friend of company clerks everywhere  
Lieutenant General Robert “Iorn Guts” Kelly  
Pvt. La Roche  
Trapper John McIntyre  
Marine Sgt. Marty “The Trenton Tornado” Urbancik  
Lt Dish  
Wendell Peterson  
Inga  
Soon Li Klinger  
Edwina “Nurse Eddie” Ferguson  
Captain Casey (the fake doctor)  
Lt. Nugent  
Aggie O’Shea, the reporter  
Duke Forrest  
“Painless” Woldowski  
Charlie Lee  
the orphans - colletively, they count as one character

that’s only 42, people. We can do better than that!

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**Post date:** [March 24, 2006, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-of-course-100-mash-characters/349720/59 "2006-03-24T22:41:12Z")

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correcting typos:

Seargent Elmo Zale is Seargent \*\*Zelmo \*\* Zale

Lieutenant General Robert “\*\*Iron \*\* Guts” Kelly

(the perils of cut and paste) 😃  
adding

Donna, aka Mrs Chuck Winchester

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**Post date:** [March 24, 2006, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-of-course-100-mash-characters/349720/60 "2006-03-24T22:44:07Z")

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What? No mention of CAPT B.J. Hunnicutt?  
Adam

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