# And of course, 100 MASH characters

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [March 24, 2006, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-of-course-100-mash-characters/349720 "2006-03-24T15:05:14Z")\
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**Author:** ![sciurophobic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cab0a1/32.png) [@sciurophobic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sciurophobic)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2006, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-of-course-100-mash-characters/349720/121 "2006-03-25T16:14:50Z")

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The Korean kid who wanted to look an American soldier until Margaret told him he was better looking than they were at his age.

The Korean farmer the gang sent to live with Radar when they found out he wasn’t as successful as he claimed.

The North Korean spy who was working as Charles’ servant and gave them a local cure for a rash the patients were suffering from.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2006, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-of-course-100-mash-characters/349720/122 "2006-03-25T16:26:54Z")

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> [@Booker57](#):
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> BJ’s motorcycle

Which one? 😃

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**Author:** ![Sam\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Sam\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sam_Stone)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2006, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-of-course-100-mash-characters/349720/123 "2006-03-25T17:56:34Z")

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Colonel “Buzz” Brighton, played by Leslie Nielson (the ‘ring banger’)

Master Sgt. Tarola in Seoul who won’t release Hawkeye’s ribs unless he gets some himself. AND with cole slaw.

“What, you sent all the way to Chicago for ribs and didn’t get any cole slaw?”

“Forgive us. We’re draftees.”

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**Author:** ![Labdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/439d5e/32.png) [@Labdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labdad)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2006, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-of-course-100-mash-characters/349720/124 "2006-03-25T18:44:08Z")

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The old Korean cavalryman who stole Potter’s horse. I think his name was Mr. Pak?

And the North Korean Surgeon, Dr. Lin Tam, who was involved in the patient exchange behind enemy lines. He studied medicine at the University of Illinois with Henry.

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2006, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-of-course-100-mash-characters/349720/125 "2006-03-25T23:30:38Z")

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> [@Labdad](#):
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> The old Korean cavalryman who stole Potter’s horse. I think his name was Mr. Pak?
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> And the North Korean Surgeon, Dr. Lin Tam, who was involved in the patient exchange behind enemy lines. He studied medicine at the University of Illinois with Henry.

the 100th character, in my mind should be the war itself.  
So the Official 100 are  
(Corporal)Sargeant Maxwell Q. Klinger  
Aggie O’Shea, the reporter  
B.J. “Beej” Hunnicut  
Benjamin Franklin “Hawkeye” Pierce  
Billy Tyler  
Brandy Doyle (Gwen Verdon)  
Capt. Roy Dupree (Arkansas ‘43–“Souwee hog!”)  
Capt. Steven Newsome  
Captain Casey (the fake doctor)  
Captain Jonathan R. Tuttle  
Captain Sam Pak  
Captain Simmons  
Carlye Walton  
Charlie Lee  
Col. Hollister  
Colonel Daniel Webster Tucker “A shot and a beer”  
Colonel Sam Flagg  
Colonel Sherman Tecumseh Potter  
Corporal Calvin Spaulding (played by Loudon Wainwright III)  
Corporal Igor Straminsky  
Corporal Walter “Radar” O’Reilly  
Digger Detweiler  
Donna, aka Mrs Chuck Winchester  
Double Dear John John from Reno, AKA Cowboy  
Dr. Borelli  
Dr Tim Lam  
Duke Forrest  
Edwina “Nurse Eddie” Ferguson  
Erin Hunnicut  
Five O’Clock Charlie  
Fr. Francis J Mulcahy  
Gen. Wilson Spaulding Barker  
General Clayton  
General Douglas MacArthur (tho not a speaking role)  
General Hammond  
General Steele “Hey, hey, Uncle Bud, gonna beat my feet in the Mississippi mud!”  
Ho-Jon  
Honoria Winchester  
Inga  
Interviewer (Clete Roberts)  
Jesus Christ (Well, he wasn’t REALLY Jesus Christ. He just thought he was.)  
Kim Luck  
Leo Bardonaro (James Cromwell)  
Lieutenant General Robert “Iron Guts” Kelly  
Lillian Rayburn  
Lt Col Donald Penobscot  
Lt Col Henry Blake  
Lt Maggie Dish  
Lt Mendenhall  
Lt. Nugent  
Lyle Wesson (Alex Karras)  
Maj. Charles Emerson Winchester III  
Maj. Frankenheimer (the officer in charge of the “Korean Theater”)  
Major Frank Burns  
Major Murdock  
Major Sidney Theodore Friedman  
Margaret “Hot Lips” (O’)Houlihan (she was more Irish in the movie)  
Marine Sgt. Marty “The Trenton Tornado” Urbancik  
Martine LeClerc  
Mildred Potter  
Mr Kwan  
Nancy Sue Parker  
Nurse (Lt) Baker  
Nurse Bigelow  
Nurse Able  
Nurse Kelley  
Nurse Margie Cuttler  
Nurse Meg Cratty  
Oliver Harmon “Spearchucker” Jones  
Painless Woldowski  
Peg Hunnicut  
Private George Weston  
Pvt Charles Lamb  
Pvt. Gary Sturgis (Patrick Swayze).  
Pvt. La Roche  
Radar’s bunny  
Radar’s teddy bear  
Rosie  
Seargent Zelmo Zale  
Sgt. Ames  
Sgt. Jerry Scully  
Sister Theresa  
Smilin’ Jack Mitchell  
Soldier (from **Point of View** )  
Soon-Lee (Hahn) Klinger  
Sophie  
Sparky, friend of company clerks everywhere  
Staff Sgt. Luther Rizzo  
The fellow who died holding Nurse Kellye’s hand and talking about his peachtree orchard.  
The Korean Family from Hawkeye’s Jeep accident  
the orphans - colletively, they count as one character  
The P.A. system  
The Sniper  
The stuttering soldier.  
The Turkish soldier with the huge moustache  
Tommy Gillis  
Trapper John McIntyre  
Ugly John, the gas-passer  
Wendell Peterson (Ron Howard)

Feel free to continue naming characters ad infinitum

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2006, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-of-course-100-mash-characters/349720/126 "2006-03-25T23:32:16Z")

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I meant to answer the comment about the North Korean doctor who studied in Chicago. Someone else mention Henry went there - the NK never said he knew Henry

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2006, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-of-course-100-mash-characters/349720/127 "2006-03-25T23:33:56Z")

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(oops - somehow the 100th wasn’t on there - now it is)  
(Corporal)Sargeant Maxwell Q. Klinger  
Aggie O’Shea, the reporter  
B.J. “Beej” Hunnicut  
Benjamin Franklin “Hawkeye” Pierce  
Billy Tyler  
Brandy Doyle (Gwen Verdon)  
Capt. Roy Dupree (Arkansas ‘43–“Souwee hog!”)  
Capt. Steven Newsome  
Captain Casey (the fake doctor)  
Captain Jonathan R. Tuttle  
Captain Sam Pak  
Captain Simmons  
Carlye Walton  
Charlie Lee  
Col. Hollister  
Colonel Daniel Webster Tucker “A shot and a beer”  
Colonel Sam Flagg  
Colonel Sherman Tecumseh Potter  
Corporal Calvin Spaulding (played by Loudon Wainwright III)  
Corporal Igor Straminsky  
Corporal Walter “Radar” O’Reilly  
Digger Detweiler  
Donna, aka Mrs Chuck Winchester  
Double Dear John John from Reno, AKA Cowboy  
Dr. Borelli  
Dr Tim Lam  
Duke Forrest  
Edwina “Nurse Eddie” Ferguson  
Erin Hunnicut  
Five O’Clock Charlie  
Fr. Francis J Mulcahy  
Gen. Wilson Spaulding Barker  
General Clayton  
General Douglas MacArthur (tho not a speaking role)  
General Hammond  
General Steele “Hey, hey, Uncle Bud, gonna beat my feet in the Mississippi mud!”  
Ho-Jon  
Honoria Winchester  
Inga  
Interviewer (Clete Roberts)  
Jesus Christ (Well, he wasn’t REALLY Jesus Christ. He just thought he was.)  
Kim Luck  
Leo Bardonaro (James Cromwell)  
Lieutenant General Robert “Iron Guts” Kelly  
Lillian Rayburn  
Lt Col Donald Penobscot  
Lt Col Henry Blake  
Lt Maggie Dish  
Lt Mendenhall  
Lt. Nugent  
Lyle Wesson (Alex Karras)  
Maj. Charles Emerson Winchester III  
Maj. Frankenheimer (the officer in charge of the “Korean Theater”)  
Major Frank Burns  
Major Murdock  
Major Sidney Theodore Friedman  
Margaret “Hot Lips” (O’)Houlihan (she was more Irish in the movie)  
Marine Sgt. Marty “The Trenton Tornado” Urbancik  
Martine LeClerc  
Mildred Potter  
Mr Kwan  
Nancy Sue Parker  
Nurse (Lt) Baker  
Nurse Bigelow  
Nurse Able  
Nurse Kelley  
Nurse Margie Cuttler  
Nurse Meg Cratty  
Oliver Harmon “Spearchucker” Jones  
Painless Woldowski  
Peg Hunnicut  
Private George Weston  
Pvt Charles Lamb  
Pvt. Gary Sturgis (Patrick Swayze).  
Pvt. La Roche  
Radar’s bunny  
Radar’s teddy bear  
Rosie  
Seargent Zelmo Zale  
Sgt. Ames  
Sgt. Jerry Scully  
Sister Theresa  
Smilin’ Jack Mitchell  
Soldier (from **Point of View** )  
Soon-Lee (Hahn) Klinger  
Sophie  
Sparky, friend of company clerks everywhere  
Staff Sgt. Luther Rizzo  
The fellow who died holding Nurse Kellye’s hand and talking about his peachtree orchard.  
The Korean Family from Hawkeye’s Jeep accident  
the orphans - colletively, they count as one character  
The P.A. system  
The Sniper  
The stuttering soldier.  
The Turkish soldier with the huge moustache  
The War, itself  
Tommy Gillis  
Trapper John McIntyre  
Ugly John, the gas-passer  
Wendell Peterson (Ron Howard)

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