# And once again, it's the first of May! (not work safe)

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 2, 2009, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-once-again-its-the-first-of-may-not-work-safe/495054 "2009-05-02T02:35:35Z")\
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**Author:** ![pkbites](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pkbites/32/204_2.png) [@pkbites](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pkbites)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2009, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-once-again-its-the-first-of-may-not-work-safe/495054/1 "2009-05-02T02:35:35Z")

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And once again, it’s the first of [MAY](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCbD8nsxcd8)  
:D:cool:😉

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**Author:** ![Savannah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@Savannah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Savannah)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2009, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-once-again-its-the-first-of-may-not-work-safe/495054/2 "2009-05-02T04:07:45Z")

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I, um, wasn’t expecting that.

You know, kinda folky, kinda sweet, kinda…

Not really expecting that. I’ll have to alert the husband. To the back yard!

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**Author:** ![pkbites](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pkbites/32/204_2.png) [@pkbites](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pkbites)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2009, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-once-again-its-the-first-of-may-not-work-safe/495054/3 "2009-05-03T03:48:36Z")

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> [@Savannah](#):
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> Not really expecting that. I’ll have to alert the husband. To the back yard!

Hope May first was warmer in British Columbia than it was here. We froze our naked butts off.

But it was worth it!😛

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**Author:** ![Lucky\_13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucky_13/32/13209_2.png) [@Lucky\_13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucky_13)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2009, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-once-again-its-the-first-of-may-not-work-safe/495054/4 "2009-05-03T06:30:04Z")

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It rained here. Not that I had anyone to celebrate properly with, anyhow.

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**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2009, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-once-again-its-the-first-of-may-not-work-safe/495054/5 "2009-05-03T06:39:28Z")

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Heh. Nice.

Did he write that song? It’s just that I remember the line: “Hey, hey, it’s the first of May! Outdoor fucking starts today!” from the _Illuminatus!_ books. It’s how I guessed what this thread would be about beforfe I opened it.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2009, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-once-again-its-the-first-of-may-not-work-safe/495054/6 "2009-05-03T15:50:09Z")

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> [@](#):
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> It’s just that I remember the line: “Hey, hey, it’s the first of May! Outdoor fucking starts today!”

Allan Sherman quotes it in his book **The Rape of the A_P_E** from back in the 1970s. Evidently that chant has a history. Sherman (who uses “Hooray” in place of “Hey”, which fits the meter better) implies that it goes back decades, probably at least to the forties or thirties.

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2009, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-once-again-its-the-first-of-may-not-work-safe/495054/7 "2009-05-03T16:09:36Z")

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It warms my pagan heart, it does. 🙂

:: shuts off computer, goes outside ::

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**Author:** ![pkbites](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pkbites/32/204_2.png) [@pkbites](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pkbites)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2009, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-once-again-its-the-first-of-may-not-work-safe/495054/8 "2009-05-03T17:10:39Z")

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> [@CalMeacham](#):
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> Allan Sherman quotes it in his book **The Rape of the A_P_E** from back in the 1970s. Evidently that chant has a history. Sherman (who uses “Hooray” in place of “Hey”, which fits the meter better) implies that it goes back decades, probably at least to the forties or thirties.

My Dad worked with a guy who, for years, would come into the office every May 1st and yell _“Hooray Hooray, it’s the first of May, out door fuckin’ starts today!”_. That tradition started in the very early 70’s. So I too am certain Jonathan Coulton did not coin the phrase.

But I like the song and it’s message!🙂

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2009, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-once-again-its-the-first-of-may-not-work-safe/495054/9 "2009-05-03T17:34:21Z")

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[Then Came The Last Days Of May](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABCQPxvueEQ) – Blue Öyster Cult

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**Author:** ![SpecialAgentJem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f6c823/32.png) [@SpecialAgentJem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpecialAgentJem)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2009, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-once-again-its-the-first-of-may-not-work-safe/495054/10 "2009-05-05T16:36:10Z")

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Best. song. ever.

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**Author:** ![TheVioletCreep](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eb8c5e/32.png) [@TheVioletCreep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheVioletCreep)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2009, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-once-again-its-the-first-of-may-not-work-safe/495054/11 "2009-05-05T20:51:21Z")

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YES! Finally, someone who understands!  
Gotta love JoCo.

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**Author:** ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2009, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-once-again-its-the-first-of-may-not-work-safe/495054/12 "2009-05-05T20:59:16Z")

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Why is Worker’s day the day for fucking outside?, some kind of Employer-Employee metaphor?

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**Author:** ![emmaliminal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7bcc69/32.png) [@emmaliminal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emmaliminal)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2009, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-once-again-its-the-first-of-may-not-work-safe/495054/13 "2009-05-05T21:13:28Z")

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I always heard it as \*Hooray, hooray, it’s National Outdoor Intercourse Day! \*which scans even better and gets you in marginally less trouble if overheard in high school.

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2009, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-once-again-its-the-first-of-may-not-work-safe/495054/14 "2009-05-05T21:14:43Z")

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I’m guessing that that’s just more-or-less the day when temperatures get warm enough for comfortable outdoor nudity, in a significant swath of the English-speaking world. Though not Montana; we had a few inches of snow on the ground on May 1.

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**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2009, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-once-again-its-the-first-of-may-not-work-safe/495054/15 "2009-05-05T21:21:07Z")

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I like the WoW version: [http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8456995878011926927&hl=en](http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8456995878011926927&hl=en) (NSFW–Naked WoW characters)
