# And so...5000

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-so-5000/177159>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 24, 2003, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-so-5000/177159 "2003-05-24T01:15:09Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-so-5000/177159/1 "2003-05-24T01:15:09Z")

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Frankly, it embarasses me a bit to make this post.

But there it is. I promised myself a self-congratulatory back-pat at 5000 when I started back 3 years (and 4 jobs) ago.

I bow.

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**Author:** ![Gorgon\_Heap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f475e1/32.png) [@Gorgon\_Heap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorgon_Heap)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-so-5000/177159/2 "2003-05-24T01:27:21Z")

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You should be embarassed, you post-count padder!

Heh.

Congrats, man. That’s an awful lot of time wasted here on the boards.

😃

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**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-so-5000/177159/3 "2003-05-24T01:30:49Z")

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Congratulations, newbie.

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**Author:** ![Blackeyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f6c823/32.png) [@Blackeyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackeyes)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-so-5000/177159/4 "2003-05-24T01:40:49Z")

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Mazel tov.

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**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-so-5000/177159/5 "2003-05-24T01:59:46Z")

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Yeah, welcome to the club.

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**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-so-5000/177159/6 "2003-05-24T02:13:27Z")

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I’d have 5000 posts, too, if I played Diplomacy.

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**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-so-5000/177159/7 "2003-05-24T02:25:35Z")

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Congrats.

My daughter is still cuter than yours though.

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**Author:** ![squeegee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/squeegee/32/14537_2.png) [@squeegee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/squeegee)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 7:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-so-5000/177159/8 "2003-05-24T07:41:53Z")

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“4.43 posts per day” for _three years_ ??

How do you multi-k-post folks keep this up and have time for other things?

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 10:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-so-5000/177159/9 "2003-05-24T10:26:39Z")

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Four or five posts a day is no big deal. In MPSIMS and IMHO, it’s easy to do that many posts in 40 minutes or so, and then get on with your day.

Now [this poster has no life](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php?action=getinfo&username=Q.E.D.). Just signed up in January, but is on pace to hit 5000 by mid-July. :eek:

Oh, and congrats, **JC**!

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**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 10:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-so-5000/177159/10 "2003-05-24T10:31:58Z")

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Somehow I knew that was a link to **Q.E.D** before I clicked on it.

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**Author:** ![kniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/c37758/32.png) [@kniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kniz)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-so-5000/177159/11 "2003-05-24T12:04:46Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by tomndebb \*  
> \*\*Congratulations, newbie. \*\*

[ul]☹ [sup] **You really know how to hurt somebody, don’t you?** [/sup][/ul]

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-so-5000/177159/12 "2003-05-24T14:52:13Z")

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Personally I was hoping to hit 10K by June 6, but last night I figured it and it’d take roughly 33.3 posts a day for me to hit that then.

Er, yeah. I’ve done almost a hundred posts in a day BUT it was only once AND it was two flirt threads AND it was about two years ago AND I have better, other things to do now.

So you’ll either see a “three years and a big pile of posts” or “can someone help me carry these posts?” OP, I think.

Or then again, maybe not.

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**Author:** ![moi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@moi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moi)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-so-5000/177159/13 "2003-05-24T15:17:24Z")

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I tip my hat to ya, Chance, from my meager 5-0-0, with an average that remains less than a post a day.

I’m so restrained. 😉

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**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-so-5000/177159/14 "2003-05-24T15:23:37Z")

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Good on ya. Now just get rid of Liverpool for me …

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-so-5000/177159/15 "2003-05-24T15:27:27Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by moi \*  
> I’m so restrained. 😉

Ah, the beauty of leather handcuffs …

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**Author:** ![White\_Lightning](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@White\_Lightning](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Lightning)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-so-5000/177159/16 "2003-05-24T17:16:34Z")

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::smooch::

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2003, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-so-5000/177159/17 "2003-05-25T01:10:45Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by squeegee \*  
> \*\*“4.43 posts per day” for _three years_ ??
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> How do you multi-k-post folks keep this up and have time for other things? \*\*

There are other things? Now you tell us!

Congrats, **JC** , and thanks for making this a more fun, interesting and informative place!

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**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2003, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-so-5000/177159/18 "2003-05-25T05:11:21Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by RTFirefly \*  
> \*\*Four or five posts a day is no big deal. In MPSIMS and IMHO, it’s easy to do that many posts in 40 minutes or so, and then get on with your day.
> 
> Now [this poster has no life](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php?action=getinfo&username=Q.E.D.). Just signed up in January, but is on pace to hit 5000 by mid-July. :eek:  
> \*\*

What has Q.E.D. ever done to you? I often see people sniping at him just because he posts a lot. How would you know what he does in his spare time? At least his posts are generally contributing something, unlike some other high-post-rate posters. Sorry, just felt I had to say that.

Jonathan, congrats on the 5000!

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**Author:** ![I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_can_t_believe_that_s_butter)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2003, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-so-5000/177159/19 "2003-05-25T05:33:49Z")

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Here’s to 5,000 more!

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2003, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-so-5000/177159/20 "2003-05-25T05:38:22Z")

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Congrats. I hope to get there soon myself. 🙂 I think I’m doing OK - I only started posting in earnest about a month ago. 🙂

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