# And the competition for worst movie of 2005 begins

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-competition-for-worst-movie-of-2005-begins/283128>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [January 5, 2005, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-competition-for-worst-movie-of-2005-begins/283128 "2005-01-05T02:17:00Z")\
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**Author:** ![drm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e57/32.png) [@drm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drm)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2005, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-competition-for-worst-movie-of-2005-begins/283128/41 "2005-01-07T03:50:22Z")

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Regarding In Good Company, I saw it last week and it isn’t all that bad…I kinda liked it actually. It wont’ get a nomination I don’t think as it wasn’t that powerful but it is a decent movie and by no means the worst movie of the year.

**faldureon** is right though, the trailer doesn’t look all that good.

As for my nomination, the winner has to be **Son of the Mask**. I wept during the trailer.

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**Author:** ![scotandrsn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a4c791/32.png) [@scotandrsn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scotandrsn)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2005, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-competition-for-worst-movie-of-2005-begins/283128/42 "2005-01-07T04:36:00Z")

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Let’s not forget **The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy**

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**Author:** ![scotandrsn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a4c791/32.png) [@scotandrsn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scotandrsn)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2005, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-competition-for-worst-movie-of-2005-begins/283128/43 "2005-01-07T04:50:27Z")

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How about a black version of [The Honeymooners](http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0373908/)?

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**Author:** ![Sam\_Lowry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Sam\_Lowry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sam_Lowry)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2005, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-competition-for-worst-movie-of-2005-begins/283128/44 "2005-01-07T05:15:22Z")

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> [@Kat](#):
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> Some people have a different theory for that, based on what my radio DJs say…

Just curious, what theory would that be?

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**Author:** ![Exapno\_Mapcase](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/exapno_mapcase/32/1051_2.png) [@Exapno\_Mapcase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exapno_Mapcase)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2005, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-competition-for-worst-movie-of-2005-begins/283128/45 "2005-01-07T05:20:22Z")

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[http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/0106Garner-ON.html](http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/0106Garner-ON.html)

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> Jennifer Garner has been laid up with nerve damage from a recent stunt, not from a viral infection as was first reported.
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> Twentieth Century Fox, which is releasing her movie, “Elektra,” said that “despite a painful injury that has sidelined her,” Garner will be at the Las Vegas premiere of “Elektra” on Sunday.
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> The studio said for the past two weeks, Garner has had to cancel publicity for both “Elektra” and for the season premiere of “Alias.”

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**Author:** ![capacitor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e47774/32.png) [@capacitor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/capacitor)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2005, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-competition-for-worst-movie-of-2005-begins/283128/46 "2005-01-07T05:33:47Z")

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The Honeymooners better kick ass. It has Cedric, so it’s an OK start.

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**Author:** ![Murcielago](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/da6949/32.png) [@Murcielago](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Murcielago)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2005, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-competition-for-worst-movie-of-2005-begins/283128/47 "2005-01-07T05:36:09Z")

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I was commenting on the virus story. If in fact Garner does have nerve damage, that really sucks, and I withdraw my sarcasm.

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**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2005, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-competition-for-worst-movie-of-2005-begins/283128/48 "2005-01-07T05:40:31Z")

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I think I hear something in the buzz from my monitor. It vaguely sounds like Dad threatening to haunt me forever if I waste $8 of my inheritance on seeing _White Noise_.

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2005, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-competition-for-worst-movie-of-2005-begins/283128/49 "2005-01-07T06:06:54Z")

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> [@scotandrsn](#):
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> Let’s not forget **The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy**

And that goes up there with _Son of the Mask_, in your opinion?

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**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2005, 9:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-competition-for-worst-movie-of-2005-begins/283128/50 "2005-01-07T09:25:20Z")

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> [@Trunk](#):
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> Saying things like that just makes Stripes fight harder.
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> His stripes made him an outcast.
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> His heart made him a hero.

His stud fees made him rich.

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**Author:** ![shadowfax33](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@shadowfax33](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shadowfax33)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2005, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-competition-for-worst-movie-of-2005-begins/283128/51 "2005-01-07T15:47:54Z")

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Saw a commercial last night for _Baby Geniuses 2._

Now _that’s_ gonna be a winner.

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**Author:** ![gonzoron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a6a055/32.png) [@gonzoron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzoron)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2005, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-competition-for-worst-movie-of-2005-begins/283128/52 "2005-01-07T16:35:26Z")

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> [@Finagle](#):
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> (Any plot synopsis that refers to Michelle T. as an “ugly duckling” is so far removed from reality that it makes Buffy look like a documentary.)

Dont’ worry, I’m sure they’ll put her hair up in a bun and give her glasses. BAM! instant ugly duckling.

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**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2005, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-competition-for-worst-movie-of-2005-begins/283128/53 "2005-01-07T17:43:02Z")

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> [@shadowfax33](#):
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> Saw a commercial last night for _Baby Geniuses 2._
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> Now _that’s_ gonna be a winner.

That came out last year. You saw a preview for the DVD. Get your $20 ready!

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**Author:** ![Balle\_M](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/13edae/32.png) [@Balle\_M](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balle_M)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2005, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-competition-for-worst-movie-of-2005-begins/283128/54 "2005-01-07T18:28:36Z")

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> [@Trunk](#):
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> Saying things like that just makes Stripes fight harder.
> 
> His stripes made him an outcast.
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> His heart made him a hero.

His animator made him a Eunuch.

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**Author:** ![ArrMatey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/arrmatey/32/3522_2.png) [@ArrMatey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ArrMatey)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2005, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-the-competition-for-worst-movie-of-2005-begins/283128/55 "2005-01-07T20:46:04Z")

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> [@Steve MB](#):
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> I think I hear something in the buzz from my monitor. It vaguely sounds like Dad threatening to haunt me forever if I waste $8 of my inheritance on seeing _White Noise_.

Okay, diet-coke-on-the-monitor funny, you jerk! 😃

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